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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
I'm feeling vindicated in thinking it was an act. I also feel like him being a heroin addict helps explain this.
 
Alex deserves her
Alex is a living, breathing warning against doing opiates. If you become a dope fiend like him, you'll end up huffing BBW latina farts.... FOREVER.

I legit think he's brain damaged from all the benders he went on.
 
Speaking of which...
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It appears that Alex is back with the ogress
Alex B, an extremely honest and reliable source, has consistently said that he and the hog came to an agreement to make the divorce more amicable. No more streaming everything and airing all their dirty laundry to the internet, no more calling the cops. According to him Jackie came there to meet with his mom about legal stuff concerning the divorce (the bernard family was also there on stream). Them getting back together is not confirmed, though I can see how it appears that way.
 
Alex B, an extremely honest and reliable source, has consistently said that he and the hog came to an agreement to make the divorce more amicable. No more streaming everything and airing all their dirty laundry to the internet, no more calling the cops. According to him Jackie came there to meet with his mom about legal stuff concerning the divorce (the bernard family was also there on stream). Them getting back together is not confirmed, though I can see how it appears that way.
Absolutely nothing about la ogra screams “amicable divorce”.
 
Absolutely nothing about la ogra screams “amicable divorce”.
I'm just informing the thread of his narrative regarding her being there yesterday since it wasn't covered. I referred to him as "an extremely honest and reliable source" as a joke to emphasize the fact that it probably isn't true since he's a liar. I agree with you. The divorce being off seems like a highly likely scenario, however, it is not confirmed.
 
Have Alex larp as the Monkey-Cobra King that he is and have him fight by biting people to infect them with cobra venom-AIDS
 
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More Alex stuff, he was off to the horse races, got mogged for streaming, cried for mommy and was also on the news, big day for the little guy!




"They let the horses sit at the table?!" :lit:
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Maybe Alex and Jackie can both be on BG3 now, she would make a killer Ogre, Witch, insert any large antagonist here etc.
 
More Alex stuff, he was off to the horse races, got mogged for streaming, cried for mommy and was also on the news, big day for the little guy!
The guy knocking his phone over is his Jamaican adopted brother. Alex kept wanting to talk shit about him but would always stop himself before he actually said anything. I forget what he was saying but he'd always just trail off to calling him weird or something instead of saying what he wanted to say. It's funny watching them interact because Alex was using the fact that he had black nieces/nephews as a reason for saying nigga on the show but if this was anything to go by they seem to hate each other.
 
More Alex stuff, he was off to the horse races, got mogged for streaming, cried for mommy and was also on the news, big day for the little guy!

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"They let the horses sit at the table?!" :lit:
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Maybe Alex and Jackie can both be on BG3 now, she would make a killer Ogre, Witch, insert any large antagonist here etc.
Alex really went and took the world's worst nag to the Kentucky derby.
 
she would make a killer Ogre, Witch, insert any large antagonist here etc.
She would be so fucking bad, she can't walk more than 5 feet without getting blown up, she'd just sit around doing nothing but bitching. Luckily Alex doesn't have many years left with her regardless of whether they stay together or not, she's that fat and in her 40s. Clock's ticking.
 
She would be so fucking bad, she can't walk more than 5 feet without getting blown up, she'd just sit around doing nothing but bitching. Luckily Alex doesn't have many years left with her regardless of whether they stay together or not, she's that fat and in her 40s. Clock's ticking.
Combat with the ogre would have to be turn-based for balanced gameplay.
 
Alex is live in his mom's mansion that is supposedly next to Jack Harlow's house on live right now if any industrious Kiwi's want to geolocate this spot.
Please, share a fucking link, at least, a huge part of this website is archiving so people now, and in the future, can see what is going on. Please, do not just make some fucking post telling us about shit going on where you cannot be bothered to share a link. What the actual fuck.
Also now that I am sperging, learn how to archive links, k thx bye.
 
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