🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
/ftl/ is unreadable during the offseason.
Its unreadable during the season as well. Fishtank is best consumed in a chatroom like Discord where you can upload clips and screenshots. If there is Slack, Telegram or Matrix channels talking about the show I haven't heard of them but they would suffice as well.
 
okay bye guys 4chan is back, just letting y'all know you suck and I don't like you
Don't let Xavier teabag you on your way out.
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Ackthually you can chew nicotine gum on planes.
Hmmm interesting. But I shudder at the thought of what nicotine gum might do to what's left of Cobra's teeth.
teeth update.webp
When did Alex move in to an evil clocktower obelisk? What a pleb for that monitor location, imagine having to 90º your neck to look at your second monitor.
Clocktower obelisk? No, the wukong monkey king has moved into High Hrothgar with the Greybeards.
 
You probably should have watched the video before you said that. :story:
God, S2 got unhinged once Frank showed up. This shit makes S3's hell house look like my little pony. Bugs, Frank being creepy and (allegedly) literal cum on the wall. :story:

Tayleigh handled the baby challenge a lot better than when Xavier gave her pup form in Bloodgames. Curious.
 
I'm a little disappointed with the new episode. The bed building segment should have been a bit longer, I'm not a big fan of how quick they make challenges like that, sometimes a slightly longer cut will feel more natural to watch then everything chopped up together so fast and it can make the footage funnier too. Skipping over TJ puking for the most part to just reference that he puked instead, and Sam getting that puke on him afterwards, or cutting out Frank using the wooden planks as darts on the wall. It's a shame. I still enjoyed seeing the HD footage of that challenge, that was one I was looking forward to seeing in the edit since it happened live.

But what really has me confused is leaving out the Grosses Thing challenge when Tay throws her puke and piss on Frank. It even felt like they were leading up to in when they showed Tay's confessional in the goon cave where she talked about how she needed to start defending herself and the music was slowly ramping up, I fully expected it to cut to Grossest Thing Challenge. But no, instead it randomly cut to Shinji in the attic with Judge. Why? The perfect segway was right there, it almost feels like Steinful intended to include it in that spot but accidentally left it out without realizing. To add insult to injury, They reference Shinji's jizz rag in the trash later on the episode which makes no sense without the context in Grossest Thing. This is like a season 1 level editing problem. I guess that's what we get for wanting the episodes weekly instead of bi-annually.
 
Dedicating 10 minutes of a 70 minute episode to the mediocre dating show segment (which has no impact on the overall "narrative" of the season) was way too much imo. I think it could have been included if the runtime was longer but as @BullfrogBill mentioned there is so much from during this period of the show which has been left on the cutting room floor for seemingly no reason.
 
Make sure you include @Karen Horney 's Table of Contents for this thread that has links to the start of everyday of the show in this thread. If you want to find a specific post from when a certain season was active? Just use the links in the Table of Contents and it will take you directly to that day where you can easily find what you are looking for. I've had this post bookmarked for a long time and it's been extremely helpful in navigating this thread and should be in the OP.
Thanks for the reminder, here's season 3.
S3 October 27, 2025
Day 1 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-19668859
Day 2 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-19676348
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