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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 60 7.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 92 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 179 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 411 51.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 50 6.3%
  • Total voters
    792
else_letter said:
Boomer / Gen-X tank is an untapped potential.
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Boomers are a bit too old, younger Gen X would be perfect.
It'd be very easy to keep the whole thing a secret from them and they're usually way less sensitive than millennials.
Although the reveal may not hit as hard, since they'd be more confused than shocked. They'd definitely hang on longer.
 
Blackstar said:
Fatty made a response to the recent Idubbbz content cop where he shits on Ian for fucking him over by not paying him:
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>Sells his soul for breadtube clout
>Disowns his old content for being offensive
>Doesn’t pay the less fortunate YouTuber he did a documentary on

Truly a shining example of leftist altruism. I wouldn’t expect anything less from a champagne socialist.
 
Halloween23 said:
what a fucking line lmao
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My favorite line was at the end:

"So I'm reaching out today. Not with Hassan. Crocodile tears. Or some weird black guy in the background dancing with me. It makes no fucking sense."
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Blackstar said:
Fatty made a response to the recent Idubbbz content cop where he shits on Ian for fucking him over by not paying him:
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It doesn't suprise me that Anissa's boyfriend didn't talk to Fatty for more than 1 sentence, the Johma's will use anything and anyone to take that one step higher on the societal steps and get to that audience of losers that will buy and swallow anything they say.
On the other hand a single sentence with Fatty could very well be a full length conversation. Luckily the Raped is destined to be a loser and when in coming year this backstabbing doesn't pay off even Anus will jump ship.
 
Fatty is more successful than Ian at this point.
Like him or hate him he has done nothing but fall upwards since S1 while Anisas Husband can barely get views on his podcast or livestreams.
 
Marche said:
Fatty is more successful than Ian at this point.
Like him or hate him he has done nothing but fall upwards since S1 while Anisas Husband can barely get views on his podcast or livestreams.
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Not really, Fatty barely gets any views on his channel. Fatty is extremely lucky if he gets 10k views on one of his videos a year while Idubbz regularly breaks 100k views on his videos. The same ratio is true for Fatty's streams compared to Idubbz, Fatty regularly streams to like 10 people. The only thing Fatty really has going for him is Fishtank and everyone that watches Fishtank wishes Fatty wouldn't show his face again because he's a grating and obnoxious one trick pony. I don't like Idubbz either but to claim that Fatty is much more successful than Idubbz is wildly delusional.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Not really, Fatty barely gets any views on his channel. Fatty is extremely lucky if he gets 10k views on one of his videos a year while Idubbz regularly breaks 100k views on his videos. The same ratio is true for Fatty's streams compared to Idubbz, Fatty regularly streams to like 10 people. The only thing Fatty really has going for him is Fishtank and everyone that watches Fishtank wishes Fatty wouldn't show his face again because he's a grating and obnoxious one trick pony. I don't like Idubbz either but to claim that Fatty is much more successful than Idubbz is wildly delusional.
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His streams get no views, his podcast gets no views. outside his main channel which is honestly just legacy views from people who subbed when they were 14 or from recent drama he is basically dead in the water.
Fatty at the very least gets put on fishtank multiple times a year and gets to hang around whoever that rapper guy was who uses him as a stage prop. I'm not saying Fatty is blasting off to 1 million views but he sure as hell careerwise is better than this even if he gets similar views.

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BullfrogBill said:
Not really, Fatty barely gets any views on his channel. Fatty is extremely lucky if he gets 10k views on one of his videos a year while Idubbz regularly breaks 100k views on his videos. The same ratio is true for Fatty's streams compared to Idubbz, Fatty regularly streams to like 10 people. The only thing Fatty really has going for him is Fishtank and everyone that watches Fishtank wishes Fatty wouldn't show his face again because he's a grating and obnoxious one trick pony. I don't like Idubbz either but to claim that Fatty is much more successful than Idubbz is wildly delusional.
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You're correct, but Fatty regularly gets invitations to festivals and makes money due to his notoriety. The cuck just sits in his house getting abused and humiliated by his demon of a wife. And the last appearance in Cold Ones (Max and Chad's a.k.a Fat Cunt's show) was enough to show the absolute state of his person, not to mention the last shot of the newest "Content Cop". Fatty may be a freak, but currently he's more successful than Ian. I wouldn't be surprised if CC3 breaks his bank.
 
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Marche said:
Fatty is more successful than Ian at this point.
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Fatty is more relatable and as far as fellow trailer trash goes, more respectable. Fatty got out of the trailer park and kept it real. Ian got out of the trailer park and now thinks he's morally better than us. The unbearable heat of aluminum siding in summer and the grueling cold in winter, are still in Fatty's mind. Ian forgot where he came from.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Not really, Fatty barely gets any views on his channel. Fatty is extremely lucky if he gets 10k views on one of his videos a year while Idubbz regularly breaks 100k views on his videos. The same ratio is true for Fatty's streams compared to Idubbz, Fatty regularly streams to like 10 people. The only thing Fatty really has going for him is Fishtank and everyone that watches Fishtank wishes Fatty wouldn't show his face again because he's a grating and obnoxious one trick pony. I don't like Idubbz either but to claim that Fatty is much more successful than Idubbz is wildly delusional.
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Fatty and Idubbz both fell off hard in the last 5 years but the difference is Fatty keeps it real and still has his dignity intact. Being a jester on Fishtank and an opening act for some rapper is a hell of a lot more dignified than being married to Anisa Johma, just saying.
King George III said:
Fatty is more relatable and as far as fellow trailer trash goes, more respectable. Fatty got out of the trailer park and kept it real. Ian got out of the trailer park and now thinks he's morally better than us. The unbearable heat of aluminum siding in summer and the grueling cold in winter, are still in Fatty's mind. Ian forgot where he came from.
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He's still living the trailer life in the Fatty shack, complete with an outhouse for shitting. But he owns the home and that's a big flex for this generation.
 
Season 1 he was pouring liquid shit into his hands and playing with it, and pissing himself willingly.
 
Blackstar said:
Season 1 he was pouring liquid shit into his hands and playing with it, and pissing himself willingly.
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Anisas husband has to wear a daipr because of his IBS, she has spoken about this multiple times.
Fatty at least chose to shit himself
 
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