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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
I wonder what the overhead for seGREGated is like? He’s got 3 bunnies, props/location costs whatever they may be, and Frank who I’m sure isn’t working for free.
I'm pretty positive their location costs are relatively minimal, this is a location from False Hawks that guy is letting them use, he's probably giving them a homie discount.
 
It happened to one of my online businesses, once we made about $30k in 6 months (during the start of covid) our verified account was terminated without a reason given, and worse still is that they lock up your account balance for 180 days without any way to access it. There's a reason that the wiggers use Stripe for Fishtank.
This is true. Years ago, when I did freelance system administration work, I used PayPal as a form of payment. These fuckers locked my money away for 180 days and when I called PayPal support over it, I got nothing but dirty stinky smelly indians who were no help.

PayPal is one of the few companies I've dealt with that you can show a birth certificate, social security card, last 4 bank statements, utility bill, and your last school report card and YOU WILL STILL BE UNABLE TO GET VERIFIED
 
Holy shit, im watching a bicuriosu black dude eat popcorn in bed with a goofy white asexual guy and its the funniest shit i have ever seen. Pairing burt's degeneracy with Greg's goofyness is amazing lol

edit: burt is ductpaing greg to teh heaDBOARD AND HIS FEET TOGETHER. tHEY ALSO HAVE DARK OMIOUIS MUSIC PALYING FOR THE STREAM DEAR LORD
EDIT2: FRANK CAME IN AND STOPPED BURT BEFOER HE SA'D GREG. IM DYING LMAO
EDIT3: last one, promise. How can this rinkydink prodcution figure out they need to mic up these niggers but fishtank still hasnt pulled it off. Figure it the fuck out jet.
 
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Saw this on twitter and thought it ruled.
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The stream audio is off and they're playing the Barney theme on a loop. Frank really captured the "you never know what you're going to see when you randomly open the stream" experience from FT.

Also they're at over $12k now
 
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Perfect for a PFP if anyone wants it.
 
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I wonder what the overhead for seGREGated is like? He’s got 3 bunnies, props/location costs whatever they may be, and Frank who I’m sure isn’t working for free.

And of course Twitch gets its cut as well. Still, probably more $$$ than he’d make working at a gas station for the same amount of time.
I do not have a clip but I caught Greg talking about how he had put $2000 into the show. I believe he wanted to share whatever was above that too with the production members. I think Greg should take a bigger piece but It is not bad to have people leave happy either.

The ending clipped by @SeanDSarcasm_

Greg and Burt where a nice combo.
They nailed a Season 1 kind of ending with Greg walking out into the darkness. Overall It was a great show and I wish I had spent more time watching than I did.
 
I do not have a clip but I caught Greg talking about how he had put $2000 into the show. I believe he wanted to share whatever was above that too with the production members. I think Greg should take a bigger piece but It is not bad to have people leave happy either.

The ending clipped by @SeanDSarcasm_
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Greg and Burt where a nice combo.
They nailed a Season 1 kind of ending with Greg walking out into the darkness. Overall It was a great show and I wish I had spent more time watching than I did.
I'm glad seeing him overwhelmed with joy, holding his tears while quoting the Truman Show speech and running into the darkness. I wish he could do this again but as the Head Honcho, partnering with Frank to hassle people in his show.

Frank found himself a protegee in Greg the same way Sam found Luke as his protegee.
 
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Andy Dick and his handler are back.

And TTS has already phonebooked the location of their hotel. If it's correct, they're somewhere in Hollywood.
 
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Here's Burt living out his fantasy on a helpless white boy



and here's a couple of clips of Burt singing karaoke



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I do not have a clip but I caught Greg talking about how he had put $2000 into the show. I believe he wanted to share whatever was above that too with the production members. I think Greg should take a bigger piece but It is not bad to have people leave happy either.

The ending clipped by @SeanDSarcasm_
End Of Gregtank.mp4
Greg and Burt where a nice combo.
They nailed a Season 1 kind of ending with Greg walking out into the darkness. Overall It was a great show and I wish I had spent more time watching than I did.
Greg is a genuinely nice guy and has once again proven to be one of the few people to walk out of fishtank better for the experience. It's crazy to watch his first night on S2 contrasted with his Gregzit in that clip, what a trooper and a real entertainer. Happy for Greg and his team.
 
Why is it that nobody coming out of fishtank can put out anything other than Normie streaming or an event that just copies fishtank itself (powtank, adl, segregated, cktank). Besides Vance’s and Mizzy’s music which they already did pre tank everyone else is just devoid of creativity.
 
Why is it that nobody coming out of fishtank can put out anything other than Normie streaming or an event that just copies fishtank itself (powtank, adl, segregated, cktank). Besides Vance’s and Mizzy’s music which they already did pre tank everyone else is just devoid of creativity.
I think my perspective Fish content in general was formed after Season 1 ended and I felt some loss not knowing if I would ever see anyone there again. Turns out it was more rare to have Fish disappear and most have some presence online even if they don't pursue streaming.
I prefer Fish stay around in some way rather than them disappearing for the most part.
So I am positive on Fish doing pretty much anything at least for some time after leaving, to take their shot in whatever way and stay around for people who got attached to them from the show.

I do mainly want to defend seGREGated because it was a creative spin on Fishtank that worked. Took things in enough of a new direction. Simplifying Fishtank like they did worked well and it is interesting to see a smaller scope that doesn't sacrifice quality or devolve into a discount 'cell' challenge. They had good live camera switching, great audio due to simply having a mic available. Planned things well. They did a lot of good things.

Powtank was just a circumstantial thing in my opinion. It was something better than random users streaming on the Fishtank site when that was a new concept. It being lazy is hard to accept relative to shit like oddbod doing radio daisy shit on there at the time. I think it was ambitious enough for its context.

ADL was gay and Jon wants to fuck men. Jon being uncreative is a given frankly.

CK is insane.
 
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