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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
Did someone report the stream to Paypal or something? It's amazing how horribly wrong ADL went on all levels, technical, production and financial. It was the Fyre Festival of livestream shows.
According to the provided image it was because Jon's Paypal account wasn't verified, so he most likely set up a basic one, didn't do proper verification, and now ran out of time to do it before the money would be refunded.
 
Dellywave is getting pissy and trolled relentlessly. All while Jobe has been given free reign to award and take away points.
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Even if Jon did verify his PayPal account, it's highly likely that it would have been shut down anyway. PayPal are notorious for randomly closing down accounts of small businesses/websites after they make a decent amount of money - particularly high volume low dollar amount transactions.

It happened to one of my online businesses, once we made about $30k in 6 months (during the start of covid) our verified account was terminated without a reason given, and worse still is that they lock up your account balance for 180 days without any way to access it. There's a reason that the wiggers use Stripe for Fishtank.
 
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Greg has gone gold.
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This Wild Randy looking rabbit guy is explaining fiat currency and the federal reserve to Burt. And then he's giving him totally legit crypto investing advice.
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Mizzy's new music video. I don't know if the AI remixers can save this one.
 
It's kind of depressing that it's played completely straight. It could have benefited from some irony or self-deprecation, about how everyone in the video is clearly well into adulthood.

There is some unintentional, absurd humor in watching Mizzy being shoved into a gym locker though. She is so small, she slots right into the locker and doesn't even appear mildly discomforted by it.
 
Tonight's been pure kino on SeGREGated:

It started out with Jessica and Burt being tested for AIDS:




The result of this was that Burt gave Jessica AIDS and it had to be resolved via an AIDS deathmatch:


Afterwards, Greg achieved his ultimate form akin to the Kwisatz Hadertach, GOLD GREG




Burt started getting hit with pies constantly and hassled, as you can see it's $40 per pie:





Gold Greg mogs everyone:


Pie to the face:

Burt is gaslit into thinking that he smoked weed and ruined over a decade of sobriety:

Burt vs Bunny

Frank lights out a cig on Burt's head :story::


Burt vs Bunnies and Frank:


Gold Greg creampies Burt:

Oranges! :D


It's the last day of the show today, and I'll miss it. I think it's safe to say that it blew all expectations out of the water and has been great, unlike a certain gay retards show...
 

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Dellywave had a fun night last night. It was the "cook a meal and eat it" challenge and this was her meal:
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Guys, get you a girl who can cook. Get you a girl who isn't Dellywave.

Mods made everybody wait until a specific time to eat it resulting in most contestants' food being cold by the time they started eating. Delly complained that she had to eat TWO hot dogs, that were COLD, and she's TIRED! It's the worst day EVER! Her increasingly agitated state led to chat and callers fucking with her for at least an hour of solid entertainment. Delly has become increasingly agitated and unhinged these last few days, stepping up to provide entertainment when all the best streamers have been eliminated.

Dellywave spergs out over points:

Sperging out over chat telling her to poop in a bucket:

Her boyfriend lends a helping hand bucket:


Some guy made a cum tribute to Dellywave:
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It's the last day of the show today, and I'll miss it. I think it's safe to say that it blew all expectations out of the water and has been great, unlike a certain gay retards show...
Im really regretting not turning in for this. I shouldve known greg would put on a good show, he always seems like he does high effort for whatever he does. Glad to see it has seemingly been extremly successful.
 
Im really regretting not turning in for this. I shouldve known greg would put on a good show, he always seems like he does high effort for whatever he does. Glad to see it has seemingly been extremly successful.
Greg and Frank have made almost $10k off of it so far.
 
I wonder what the overhead for seGREGated is like? He’s got 3 bunnies, props/location costs whatever they may be, and Frank who I’m sure isn’t working for free.

And of course Twitch gets its cut as well. Still, probably more $$$ than he’d make working at a gas station for the same amount of time.
 
Im really regretting not turning in for this. I shouldve known greg would put on a good show, he always seems like he does high effort for whatever he does. Glad to see it has seemingly been extremly successful.
After you're finished with Greg's content, feel free to return to FishTank for the pure masterpiece of women cosplaying for attention or cringe-worthy guys setting their houses on fire just to get on some internet show—because, of course, they all have so much personality (which is spot on for most Fishtank contestants).
 
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