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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
bigdingus and yoobles are completely retarded tryhards. has anyone clipped how yoobles hurt himself?



hurt his foot while walking over glass in slippers. super dumb but they were probably looking for ways to boot future liabilities anyways. vecmen is also bound to happen.


kibbi not happy about getting dropped but what did he expect. did not really watch the guy but for a cross dresser he seemed chill enough alongside his chrischan clone.
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WHEN DOES ALICE SHOW UP?
Thats another ip2 crossover that has happened, Frank Hassel hung out with Alice and JJ before.
When fishtank was first airing Alice showed up here to try be like she is so in the know and how sam "hates everyone on the show and they totally asked her to go on"
 
Cryo crashed out and started crying again and threatened to ragequit the FT community. What a fucking loser. Also he lives on an island somewhere.
 
bigdingus and yoobles are completely retarded tryhards. has anyone clipped how yoobles hurt himself?
I agree especially with Yoobles, it's insufferable. Digus' saving grace is the legit arguments he would get into with his wife, complimented his try hard shit nicely. I haven't been watching though so I'm unaware if Dingus has sunken so low to drink his piss and eat his shit like Yoobles.
 
WHEN DOES GOOCHEESE SHOW UP
WHEN DOES ONLYUSEMEBLADE SHOW UP
WHEN DOES THE RV SHOW UP.
Sam really should just shove IP2 into a house and just call it Season IP2. I would love to see the chaos that comes from that.
 
Sam really should just shove IP2 into a house and just call it Season IP2. I would love to see the chaos that comes from that.
It's funny till you realize IP2 is full of Jeff clones and the legal liabilities they come with. Then it ain't funny anymore.
 
It's funny till you realize IP2 is full of Jeff clones and the legal liabilities they come with. Then it ain't funny anymore.
Naa Ip2 is all but dead at this point, very few leftovers and associates but id say the core is basically gone.

The best person they could get would be Blade, he is made for being a fat piece of shit freeloader and isn't annoying and loud like Fatty
 
Naa Ip2 is all but dead at this point, very few leftovers and associates but id say the core is basically gone.

The best person they could get would be Blade, he is made for being a fat piece of shit freeloader and isn't annoying and loud like Fatty
I've been wanting Blade to be a freeloader ever since I got into FT. He's the perfect candidate: middle aged, substance abuser, down bad and has nothing left to lose.
 
I've been wanting Blade to be a freeloader ever since I got into FT. He's the perfect candidate: middle aged, substance abuser, down bad and has nothing left to lose.
I don't know a lot about ip2, so this is probably a dumb question, but is he funny? Can he make conversation, and just shoot the shit for hours?
 
I don't know a lot about ip2, so this is probably a dumb question, but is he funny? Can he make conversation, and just shoot the shit for hours?
He's nontent when he's sober most of the time, but when he drinks, he gets near blackout drunk and says slurs and pisses everywhere.

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The only problem is he also likes to grope women and and is a legit liability.
 
I don't know a lot about ip2, so this is probably a dumb question, but is he funny? Can he make conversation, and just shoot the shit for hours?
Figure it out dude.

But really get him drunk and he is a punching bag of content. He can do good solo desktop streams which basically amount to paypigs getting him drunk while TTS insults him but also when he is with people he never really shuts up and says the dumbest shit. It's amusing to watch.
 
celery b& for gunplay/suicide baiting


also rip Chairy. she got banned for telling mints to fuck off when he told her to change angle
not for pissing in the cup

edit: forgot about skamalam's well earned ban. a little domestic violence
 
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idk if anyone shared this but greg was doing a satanic ritual or smth with frank hassle and some rabbits
 
he claims he lives in his mother's laundry room. He told us on /bant/ that he's been cleaning things up. Looks like the fatass lied lmao
I believe him, that it might have looked worse before he " cleaned".
and Gregtank
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I can't put into words how much I love this screenshot!
I'm so sad, I won't be able to watch most of this. The aesthetic alone is amazing. And it actually looks like a fishtank spin-off. It has it's own style, but also the same kind of aura.
I was really sad about the boring season 3 house. They should get Greg to do the decorations for the next season (if he's the one who did this).
 
I'm so sad Yoobles is gone bros...:lossmanjack:

They were on a kicking rampage last night huh? What happened to Andy Dick, did he just fuck off or did they boot him? Also, I logged in and the leaderboard is gone, guess they realized how stupid it was when Andy Dick shot up to first place sitting in a room doing nothing. Yoobles is still the winner of the latest poll despite being eliminated:
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Now all we have is uninteresting faggots like Oddbod and barely anybody who actually tries because I guess being entertaining gets you kicked! Big_dingus is the only one I'm rooting for at this point. Carpet bomb the rest.

EDIT: the scores not appearing was a glitch on my end, it's back now. Yoobles would still be #1 even if he wasn't eliminated btw.
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because I guess being entertaining gets you kicked!
That's pretty accurate to the show, yeah. All that's left is Jet coming on to shit on everyone for two hours to tell them they're nontent and to do something (so they can get kicked too I guess), and you've got Fishtank.
 
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