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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
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filth de franco said:
I couldn't tell what impression Tony made on Sam.
it was almost like he was the first sign of what was to come. On the first day of FM2.0, Sam separates the men and the women, excluding Burt and Brandon. His tactic seemed to be an effort to set up some kind of battle of the sexes social experiment leading up to the Brandon confrontation, but then Tony told that sister story and ended up being Brandon's biggest defender.
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I thought about this back then too because Tony seemed like he had the most potential of the guys for FH 2.0 but then Sam (and us viewers) realized he is just really stupid and goes with the flow in the pursuit of pussy. All the girls saw nothing wrong with Brandon so Tony saw nothing wrong with Brandon.

I agree Sam mistook Binx as the "go girl" instead of Mizzy. Mizzy was kind of a drag early on and her potential unclear.
 
Aidan said:
I thought about this back then too because Tony seemed like he had the most potential of the guys for FH 2.0 but then Sam (and us viewers) realized he is just really stupid and goes with the flow in the pursuit of pussy. All the girls saw nothing wrong with Brandon so Tony saw nothing wrong with Brandon.

I agree Sam mistook Binx as the "go girl" instead of Mizzy. Mizzy was kind of a drag early on and her potential unclear.
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No, Tony was speaking on his own behalf. It's annoying as fuck to watch again because literally every argument in this clip has been repeated ad nauseum in the Sam Hyde thread. Good God


Sicko Hunter said:
It wasn’t planned. Sam is an edgelord and does crazy shit but inviting on an actual chomo is not something he would do. It was 100% wigger incompetence. No one bothered to do any background checks on the guy and the fans dug up dirt. The literal exact same shit happens in season 1. How does that quote go? Never attribute to malice which can be explained by stupidity? Something like that.
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bookers said:
I would not take this bet, because this is 100% what happened.
Thinking the wiggers knew about some niche 2016 (or whenever) fag drama is retarded.
People keep saying shit like 'it was all over the internet' or w/e but i had no idea who this dude was and I'm so online that I spend time here.
Also I have a pretty low opinion of Jet, but even I don't think he'd invite on someone that he knew was a chomo.
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For the uninitiated, Sam Hyde was losing his mind over the pizzagate shit for years. Lactasia and Desmond is Amazing (mentioned by computer in my clip) went viral in the mist of that hysteria.
Googling "Lactatia 4chan" pulls up tons of articles where the backlash was directly attributed to 4chan. I'm willing to bet Jet knew about it, but there is no doubt Sam knew about it. I can't find this archived, but a simple twitter search using his old handle confirmed that he retweeted at least one video about it.

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And threads about these kids were popping off on /pol/ around the same time that he was doing his adult swim gay opps on Dan Harmon.
Example Threads, to give you an idea of the time range, so you can see how long this was going on:
Lactasia https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/156928144/ - January 2018
Sam releases HydeWars 032: Blacklisted Desperado, Thread - August 2018 (Bonus: his timeline in July 2018, leading up to it)
Sam retweets Stephan M's quote tweet about Desmond (above) - December 2018
Desmond https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/221045463/ - July 2019

Now let me remind you how Sam Hyde handled the confrontation:
its like Hasan Piker talking about wanting to punch nazis and then pussying out of even watching Sam challenge him.

But what really starts giving me high blood pressure is thinking about how, after all of this, having production ridicule the contestants for days for not sperging out on him, when the show is over and they’re allowed back online?
They get this same test again, only this time they're shown a picture of Sam. Doesn't anybody else wonder what Luke's reaction to THAT is? The fag follows josh on twitter, he can't possibly be oblivious. I just gave myself an aneurysm trying to put that timeline together because looking through Sam's archived tweets, its just all pedophilia and rape, then looking at his own shilled threads you have to get reminded how fucking little any of them actually care. The least of which, Sam.

grim.
 
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filth de franco said:
His thing with Binx was weird and I think one issue with s3 was that he wanted Binx to be that season's sidekick/teacher's pet (like letty and trish were) who he could instruct to set up bits or utilize against the men, and it took him far too long to realize that that role should have been given to Mizzy
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I like Mizzy and they should have kept her but at the same time I'm not sure she would have been much of a better actor than binx.

for all the fish it's just kind of a lack or direction and like people don't know what the rules are they don't know what to do.
theyre either scared to do something or they do dumb shit like cut the sign in the dining room and try to smash the table.
it's seems like production has a hard time telling people what is appropriate or what is not appropriate

i think the seafood ball fight was one of binxs best moments but thats a thing where like production sets that stuff up.
and its hard to say like they do goofy stuff like that and people complain prod is doing too much but when they dont then people say its boring. idk.

personally i lean towards them doing goofy games all the time like if they do another season i think they should make it so that all the fish every single day at like 4 pm have to do a stupid challenge. it could be whatever.
have it last an hour and say whoever wins gets something.

anyways
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filth de franco said:
Tony was [...] admitting to doing something sexual with his sister, presumably because he didn't know the show was already live.
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I missed this entirely, does anyone have a clip? Tried searching the clips on fishtank and youtube but found nothing. I'll trade you a tony crackhead clip
 
>-Ack! said:
what the FUCK? did someone clip that?
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Lady Rackets thong said:
I missed this entirely, does anyone have a clip? Tried searching the clips on fishtank and youtube but found nothing.
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I posted the first time he said it in front of Sam
filth de franco said:
I ended up going on a tangent, so I'll make this a new post as I'm curious about this.

I couldn't tell what impression Tony made on Sam.
it was almost like he was the first sign of what was to come. On the first day of FM2.0, Sam separates the men and the women, excluding Burt and Brandon. His tactic seemed to be an effort to set up some kind of battle of the sexes social experiment leading up to the Brandon confrontation, but then Tony told that sister story and ended up being Brandon's biggest defender.

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He says “not blood, not blood!” As in not blood related, Sam and Luke didn’t understand at first, so Sam makes a joke about blood play. “I like blood! From Binx! I put it on my penis! It’s for sex!”
 
filth de franco said:
its like Hasan Piker talking about wanting to punch nazis and then pussying out of even watching Sam challenge him
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Did you write a whole bookpost for this one point? What was he supposed to do, wrap his hands around the freaks neck and not let go till the life left his eyes? He says "I can't think of a funnier way to do this," and as Brandon is packing his shit tells Burt to save him. It was fucking hilarious watch Burt spin his wheels trying to think of a way to keep Brandon on the show while his perceived sex object sadly packed his crap. What is the outcome you wanted? Because as far as I can tell your just mad damn Hyde didn't pull a gun out and shot him or something
 
Lets all partake in our favorite past time, wild speculation based on incomplete information from the wiggers! Pirate tank confirmed?! Will Burt finally get the booty that is owed to him?
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