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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
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They should limit casting to be specifically and only from L.A.

Those people are the real freaky deaky freaks, man. The real mutants. Those who deserve the torture of Samuel Hyde.
It sucks that Frank didn't stick around for Famous House 2. Seeing all those spoiled LA types getting gaslit and Hassle'd would have been so cathartic.

t. Ex-Californian.
 
Remember when Jet was talking about the future he wants for Fishtank during s3 and he said he wanted less retards and less mean stuff with a focus on the fish having fun and being good teammates? I think we're about to start seeing that come to fruition.

Hell, even Frank last night made a point to mention to the audience that he's not interested in "hassling" as much anymore and we'll be seeing less of that.
That will only last until Sam overrules Jet. Jet is the "friend simulator" guy and Sam runs the hell house. s4 will follow the same trajectory as s2 if Sam is still involved.
 
i said it before and i will say it again, burt is the perfect fatty replacement, nobody likes fatty anymore and he was stale by season 2, in season 3 he was so forgetabble and annoying that i struggle to remenber one moment that involved him. Fatty was in season 1 because he was creepy and disgusting to make the fish uncomfotable, burt is much better and much more funny at this job, his interactions with people IRL were hysterical
Creepy gay sex pest scammer or a retarded revolting blob that makes me want to throw up just thinking of them.

Decisions decisions.
 
i said it before and i will say it again, burt is the perfect fatty replacement, nobody likes fatty anymore and he was stale by season 2, in season 3 he was so forgetabble and annoying that i struggle to remenber one moment that involved him. Fatty was in season 1 because he was creepy and disgusting to make the fish uncomfotable, burt is much better and much more funny at this job, his interactions with people IRL were hysterical
Fatty is only acceptable when he is someone who also can be fucked with. On season one and two he was fair game for the most part and got messed with alot and all his best moments are his meltdowns and others owning him. On both bloodgames and season 3, he was either off limits to be messed with or the season 3 fish where too pussy to do anything to him. He was by far at his most unbearable during the RV trip until he obviously got told by sam to shut up and stop talking as much and he sulked and smoked weed for the rest of the trip. I dont think burt is a fatty replacement though, they are entirely different types of people. Burt is also incapable of being a real villain only a play pretend one.
 
Just finished episode 7. The Jimmy elimination fakeout was fucking great as someone who didn't see S2 live. He really was the content king before he crashed out.
 
The newest season 2 episode is great and I highly recommend watching it for free when it premieres on Youtube. Lots of great Jimmy moments and the whole TJ x Taylor romance subplot. It also has the extremely uncomfortable Charleston White night where he came in sexually harassed all the women in the house and then got really pissed off at Shinji for making a gay joke and came close to attacking him. I literally had to skim through parts because it was so uncomfortable.
 
A season with fans can work as we saw in season 1
Season 1 was more half fans and half ignorant fish. Sylvia and Vance were both big fans of Sam. Letty knew who Sam Hyde was but wasn't a big fan and signed up for the show ironically as a joke for her Discord friends but ended up actually getting accepted which was not her plan, this is why she backed out before they went live only to change her mind last minute.

Jon, Mauro, Josie, and Simmons all had no clue who Sam was. Josie somehow only knew who Jet was through his autistic rap videos and that's it. Considering Josie's personality and interests this adds up though, it would be unbelievable coming from anyone else. I also think Jet was the only wigger accout Josie was following when s1 was live. Jon only knew of Sam when he found his social media accounts while looking into the wiggers shortly before the season started. This is hilarious because Jon took all of Sam's TikTok parodies completely serious and thought Sam was serious.

Compare this to s2 and all of the fish were on Sylvia and Vance's level of being a huge Sam Hyde fan except for JC.
 
Heres the parts you couldn't see live clipped out from episode 7
 
Unrelated to literally anything and probably only funny to me.
While on instagram this mash potato brained retard popped up and I burst out laughing because he looked like if you mixed Jet and Jobe together


 
Was watching the stream and Frank went through Burt's phone on stream. He started deleting all the gay apps (and not just them), went through his contacts, messages and so on. There were multiple priests contacts saved, Burt claims he goes to various priests so they don't remember his confessions. I could believe it. People also started calling, but after Frank showed one number on camera they stopped.

They restarted the stream and VOD is now members only. Next one is here:
If anyone cares to watch or archive it's probably going to be paypiggy only as well.
 
"Jimmy's going to wipe the floor with these faggots" :story:

I forgot how much of an unlikable prick Brian was
You know what makes Brian so unlikable? Shinji is Shinji he's not putting on a act or doing a bit, Tay is herself she's not pretending to be another person, same for Jimmy and same for Trish. Brian always feels like he's trying to be this cool guy badass he clearly isn't. That's what makes him so unlikable. You can see it clearly in the group therapy sessions where he tells TJ to assert himself and he is pretending to be some kind of alpha coach jock person he isn't. Everyone else is just themselves and he's doing this really bad performance thing that is failing. Brian seems so desperate to be liked by the audience he can't be himself.
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I respect authenticity over someone playing a character any day.
 
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