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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
KingFrampt said:
Aids and monkey pox epidemic starting to make sense yet?
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The aids epidemic is even more wild when you learn its not just one shot one kill with infection and actually a very very small chance like less than 2% or 1 in 72 unprotected doodoo cum butt sex infects.

Gays really are kinda revolting and deserve aids.
 
Plasticise said:
Jon has had yet another hot mic moment, spurred on by his seething at Jet and the wiggers. He makes several veiled threats of "exposing" them and that he has alot of dirt on them. He avoids saying anything bad about Sam but bad mouths most of the wiggers and also quite surprisingly given how they seem to be amicable and left things on ok terms or at least agreed not to talk about each other, Letty.

Bumper.mp4
Jon claims that Jet and Damiel tried to rape him while he was drunk in the basement
The Raped.mp4

Jon says all the wiggers and especially frank are homosexuals
All the wiggers are gay.mp4
Jon gay.mp4
Its Live.mp4
Nick Flentes is not how you get to christ.mp4
Jon claims fishtank only went live because of his successful show+Jon would beat frank in a boxing match
Jon claims that fishtank only went live because he forced them too.mp4
The wiggers fear Jon
Jon says the wiggers fear him.mp4
Shitting on letty+Nick Flentes.mp4
All the fishtank people suck productions dick and Jon threatens to expose the wiggers but only if he has 1000 viewers
All the fish suck dick, jon threatens to really expose them.mp4
I thought you turned it off!.mp4
Secret fishtank people+Jons favorite type of videos.mp4
I don't think Jon knew this was being live streamed based off of his reaction at the end, but i do think that Bleau AKA basedwealth did know it was live, you can hear him say "Ok its off" while being a few feet from the camera and tells them its charging, he probably wanted to farm clips and drama off of Jon. Using a retard for clout and attention is his whole thing.
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This is their fourth hot mic now. They were trying to act as if the third hot mic was accidental by pointing the camera to the wall, but people figured that it was fake because they switched the cam from the mainstream to the wall cam without explanation at all, and someone from production asked if they were being livestreamed and immediately got shushed. This is just another of their effort to create drama.

If Jon and his friends could stop acting like a bunch of faggots, talking about bullshit and actually try to put efforts into their show by creating some interesting challenges and gaslight, I bet their show would have decent amount of viewers because I think some of us and the rest of fishtank viewer are tired of Burt.

else_letter said:
All of ADL has felt like a bad forgery of Fishtank. A soulless and spiteful grift. It is not the kind of energy that generates excitement.
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That's what makes me feel annoyed about it, all of their challenges are sucks, unfair, and have no consequences. The thing I also noticed about this show is that they all biased toward the male contestant. A lot of the time, the female contestant were left alone or even prevented to make their own content because they are being too swutty which is stupid because that what the money come from, the simps. They are starting to walk back on the "swut" thing by letting Mary be entertaining once they realize that she have a lot of simps. The rest of the female contestant aren't so lucky though.
 
Season 4 is about to be the mega fans-only season.
https://x.com/feeshtank/status/1890036524093407548
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Did not expect open casting to mean this. It is intriguing.
 
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else_letter said:
Very curious what Van's Abi accusation was.
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Sorry that i cut that part but Van says "Abi was fucking obsessed with jimmy"
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
This is just another of their effort to create drama.
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Ive gone over the whole thing and i don't think Jon knows its live based on his reaction at the end, i did include the clip (Its live?) where i think maybe that's what the guy whispers to Jon, but i do 100% think that Bleau knew it was live and wanted to farm drama off of Jon. Theres a very real possibility they both knew it was live, and they want the plausible deniability of not knowing it was live so they can get their threats against the wiggers out there without seeming to be threatening them outright.
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The thing I also noticed about this show is that they all biased toward the male contestant.
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This has been my biggest gripe with fishtank, all the challenges are made by men, and thus are all extremely male focused. You see the exact same thing on Jons shitty show, the guys win everything since they are all physical challenges. Its the reason Simbal always had immunity on season 3, he was the most fit person. Even letty vs josie and shinji vs TJ came down to the most physically fit fish wins.
 
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Plasticise said:
Ive gone over the whole thing and i don't think Jon knows its live based on his reaction at the end, i did include the clip (Its live?) where i think maybe that's what the guy whispers to Jon, but i do 100% think that Bleau knew it was live and wanted to farm drama off of Jon. Theres a very real possibility they both knew it was live, and they want the plausible deniability of not knowing it was live so they can get their threats against the wiggers out there without seeming to be threatening them outright.
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Might be, I do think he is stupid enough to fall for it the first time, but third time in a row? really?!
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Might be, I do think he is stupid enough to fall for it the first time, but third time in a row? really?!
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I would like to point out that while this is the second hot mic stream ive clipped in the thread, they have done things like this more than a couple dozen times that ive seen, where they leave the stream running while they talk shop or think the stream is off but keep talking. For every minute of clippable hot mic ive listened to 2 hours of dead air and just small talk they dont know is being recorded. Its just that the majority of them contain nothing interesting. They had more than 1 hot mic in their production room in the first couple days where they revealed their bits beforehand so its not like every time they do a hot mic its planned or some kind of OP.
 
Open casting is retarded. There needs to be a good mix of content drivers and more normal people so that the content drivers have something they can play off. Plus there's a good chance you'll burn the audience out on your main content drivers.
 
Agares said:
This is the spiritual antithesis to S3’s casting but it could also lead to more Cryokeen types getting bullied so I’m open to it.
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Either this or another meta attempt from Jet to tell fans they aren't funny or interesting. Either way we're in for some vile embarrassing 4XL shirt-wearing shit.
 
Surprised they're taking this route with how season two turned out with fans. A large part of the enjoyment of Fishtank is the Fish being completely unaware of the environment they've been put in and watching them slowly realize and possibly adapt. You can see the real them, which makes every action they perform a reflection of themselves. You will not get that with fans, as fans by definition are aware.

This has been discussed time and time again in this thread, but the moment a Fish becomes aware of how the audience views them, they change and will overexaggerate or underplay certain personality traits to gain favor, not realizing that these personality traits were so effective to begin with because were unfiltered.

The only time Fish have been top tier content makers while simultaneously knowing about the show is if they have some mental issue that prevents them from holding back or revealing their true selves in front of thousands of people. Some examples from season two would be Jimmy and Cole. Jimmy knew, but he's so fucked in the head by mormon rape he doesn't care about how cringe he comes off, and acts like his true self. Cole was a narcissist and autistic, his ego made him feel like he was the only Fish who truly understood the audience, so he felt like he could open up with them.

Season three post reveal examples would be Burt and Alex. Alex has junkie brain and is retarded, so you could tell him a million times about the nature of the show and he still would fall for Production gaslights. Burt is a literal schizo, and could be told the true nature of the show one million times. It wouldn't matter, he would still think it was some massive conspiracy. Both of these Fish showed their true selves because they are mentally ill.

That's not even mentioning how ineffective some Production go-to's become. Introducing old freeloaders wouldn't be a kind of unique experience where we can gauge how new contestants react to old faces, but it is instead a fan soyout moment. Sam breaking shit loses a layer of enjoyment when we know the Fish are in on the joke. Reused challenges lose their potency and shock value as well. Gaslights will not work. They might get lucky and find a retard or two, but soon that luck will run out and we'll be stuck with a late season 2/late season 3 cast for an entire season.

It will be Goranian, and long bouts of Goranian content can drive a man to insanity.

Edit: Just realized that the "audience" will determine who gets cut and who stays. It will be a season of contestants chosen by paypigs.
 
Midori ended up wanting to leave so they had to make up a bit to make it seem like she was kicked


S.C.U.D. said:
The guy on the right kinda looks like Wyatt. Call it wishful thinking but I think the sitting person is Bex?
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the girl who was sitting there is Leah, Frank’s girlfriend
 
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People making asses out of themselves trying to get noticed has potential to be really funny. Especially since none of the retards are going to realize that they DON'T want people who purposely act kooky and zany.
 
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