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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
I have no idea if this is true but really changes things if its true, Franks says that the black girl on ADL is actually dating Mexican Damiel/basedwealth/Bleau.
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I was listening back to Jon telling Kevin that Bleau was sexually active with Mary Jane, and Kevin whispers "Does his girl know?(no) Good dont be telling people that".
 
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Greg's show will be called SeGREGated and be a solitary confinement style event where nobody is allowed to talk to him but the TTS. He will have helpers and people to come mess with him via fishtoys, though he said he wanted it to be far tamer and less about bullying/torture than fishtank. Apparently Frank Hassle is involved in some capacity.

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I think the Frank X Greg and Burt Friendships are great given Franks history of fucking with retards. sorta balances shit out like that moment with Fatty in S1.
 
I have no idea if this is true but really changes things if its true, Franks says that the black girl on ADL is actually dating Mexican Damiel/basedwealth/Bleau.
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I was listening back to Jon telling Kevin that Bleau was sexually active with Mary Jane, and Kevin whispers "Does his girl know?(no) Good dont be telling people that".
Yes she is his girlfriend . Sid is also dating production and is a 40 boy along with Ethan, Kevin, Mara, Midori and Carl.
 
Just to ask but, who's the fish that you believe is underhated and vise versa (overhated)?
Underhated: Meg. Boring waste of time, left for no reason, just a stupid fat bitch. Probable Roblox pedophile.

Overhated: Generally, non-passive women are overhated during the seasons, like there was a lot of people on every website, including KF, who reviled Letty and Mizzy throughout their seasons. I don't cry foul on misogyny but it was pretty clear they were overhated for no reason other than daring to drive action.

but for one specific Fish? Ted. Never liked him during the season but I genuinely think he's a fan that didn't get filtered properly and he didn't try to teach the other contestants how the show worked. He could've done a lot of damage but he didn't.
 
Just to ask but, who's the fish that you believe is underhated and vise versa (overhated)?
people don't hate Jimmy enough
Underhated: Jimmy, the guy is great content but the fact that he went onto bloodgames with the intention of blackmailing literally everyone if they crossed him and tried it on vance, letty, fatty, creature, nifty, and had threatened to dox abi's grandparents. How people can pretend hes a good guy is beyond me.

Overhated: At one point it would have been letty, but she is easily the most or second most popular fish now, so i would have to say tayleigh, mostly because of the crazy people on 4chan that she cultivated as an audience that turned on her, she also got a huge amount of shit for her poor showing on bloodgames. Feel kinda bad for her.

but for one specific Fish? Ted. Never liked him during the season but I genuinely think he's a fan that didn't get filtered properly and he didn't try to teach the other contestants how the show worked. He could've done a lot of damage but he didn't.
I think the final straw for Ted getting kicked was the day he was removed or maybe the day before, he warned 2 people in the dining room that all of their belongings would not be safe for the entire duration of the show so he was starting to drop some crumbs to the others. He was also an annoying faggot that was anti-content.
 
Yes she is his girlfriend . Sid is also dating production and is a 40 boy along with Ethan, Kevin, Mara, Midori and Carl.
So Mary Jane and the one guy I can't remember are the only ones not already involved with Jon and the 40 boys? Did they just not find enough people to do the show so they brought in people they knew or what? And do you know if there's any relation between them and the retardio casino that's sponsored them?
 
Yes she is his girlfriend . Sid is also dating production and is a 40 boy along with Ethan, Kevin, Mara, Midori and Carl.
Lmao so the roster is:

Mara (Production)
Black girl (arachelle) (Production)
Ethan (Production)
Kevin (Production)
Carl (Production)
Midori (Production)
Sydney the slammer (Production)
Augustine (not production? he strikes me as someone who also must be an affiliate of theirs)

With Mary Jane being the only non production related person? Makes it even funnier that she was for the first few days by far the standout and most outgoing.
 
Just to ask but, who's the fish that you believe is underhated and vise versa (overhated)?
Overhated was easily Brian. Dude knew the assignment and attempted to be a content driver/antagonist in S2 and people somehow couldn't process it. People at least came around to him on Bloodgames where he was easily top 3.

Underhated definitely Jimmy. Jon and Tay both rightfully get it but people still find ways to excuse Jimmy because he's a self-insert for a lot of the audience I suspect.

So Mary Jane and the one guy I can't remember are the only ones not already involved with Jon and the 40 boys? Did they just not find enough people to do the show so they brought in people they knew or what? And do you know if there's any relation between them and the retardio casino that's sponsored them?
In Jon's defence it wasn't ever marketed as anything other than the 40Boys putting themselves in a Fishtank situation. Retardio Casino is definitely some BRG grift, all of his backing is Milady-related shit.
 
In Jon's defence it wasn't ever marketed as anything other than the 40Boys putting themselves in a Fishtank situation. Retardio Casino is definitely some BRG grift, all of his backing is Milady-related shit.
True but they're also telling their viewers to go to the website and bet on who will win different challenges. I've thought from the beginning that they were going to be rigging the contests and betting on who wins and them all being in on the grift just makes it more likely. At this point though so few people are spending money on it that even if they are rigging bets they probably aren't making any money.
 
I genuinely think he's a fan that didn't get filtered properly
Ted was cast for Brotank by Jet who was fully aware that he was a fan since it would not have mattered for Brotank's casual environment. Ted was apparently at the house during the last day of Bitchtank or the day after. The problems with S3 isn't just the collapse of FH2, it extended to the casting which seems to have been slammed together at the very last minute and Jet knew that there was fans and compromised contestants like Alex and Binx who got exposed to the fishtank contract back in April. Ted gets hate for being a fan "that snuck onto the show" but in reality Jet was desperate for a cast and threw him into the mix since he was short on male contestants only for two females to back out right before the season aired.
 
At this point though so few people are spending money on it that even if they are rigging bets they probably aren't making any money.
It's probably this lol, I think Jon got gassed up thinking this would be a big deal not realising he was being set up to fail and the only people watching are scorned ex-MDE fans and people hate watching.

it extended to the casting which seems to have been slammed together at the very last minute and Jet knew that there was fans and compromised contestants like Alex and Binx who got exposed to the fishtank contract back in April.
When they blew the initial cast this was probably just how they played it, you can stay as long as you don't slip up. Ted was just the unlucky one who beefed it early and ate shit for it, Alex got lucky that he was so unbelievable that people probably just disregarded his raving about the contract.
 
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After an eventful decorating and eating cake challenge. The boys were supposed to clean the mess because it was ladies night but then Jon came in and start spraying water everywhere, making the wood floor wet and ruining the carpet on an AirBnB house. Its amazing everyone isn't starting a revolt on him yet.

Edit: Appearantly Jon loses his phone lol.

After a while someone (probably production I didn't really paying attention) pay Augustine to clean the kitchen alone without anybody help. While "taking a shower" in the bathroom with Carl and Kevin, Jon was told to came out and yell anti-jew stuff to Augustine because someone purchased a boytoy where he would yell to a contestant for $10 dollar.

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The pwoduct didn't dewived though because Jon wouldn't yell anti-jew stuff at him and instead resorting to throwing a bottle, adding to the mess that Augustine have to clean. After Jon was tired, gasping for air and probably coke, the Jew King stays unbothered and continue to clean the kitchen.

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After an eventful decorating and eating cake challenge. The boys were supposed to clean the mess because it was ladies night but then Jon came in and start spraying water everywhere, making the wood floor wet and ruining the carpet on an AirBnB house. Its amazing everyone isn't starting a revolt on him yet.
retard sees all the mess and shit thrown around during the regular Fishtank seasons and thinks "we need to be wike dem I shouwd do dat!" while not comprehending that doing it in an AirBnB is a bit different to how Fishtank has done it
 
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After an eventful decorating and eating cake challenge. The boys were supposed to clean the mess because it was ladies night but then Jon came in and start spraying water everywhere, making the wood floor wet and ruining the carpet on an AirBnB house. Its amazing everyone isn't starting a revolt on him yet.

Edit: Appearantly Jon loses his phone lol.

After a while someone (probably production I didn't really paying attention) pay Augustine to clean the kitchen alone without anybody help. While "taking a shower" in the bathroom with Carl and Kevin, Jon was told to came out and yell anti-jew stuff to Augustine because someone purchased a boytoy where he would yell to a contestant for $10 dollar.

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The pwoduct didn't dewived though because Jon wouldn't yell anti-jew stuff at him and instead resorting to throwing a bottle, adding to the mess that Augustine have to clean. After Jon was tired, gasping for air and probably coke, the Jew King stays unbothered and continue to clean the kitc

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It would Be a shame if someone finds the air bnb listing
 
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