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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
>$1 TTS
>roster of Glup Shitto clout chasers
>Jet impersonation contest to try and own him/Fishtank while Jon tries to bigdog the impersonator
This is another level of morbid lmfao
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It's funny how Jon intended this bit to mock Jet but ended up revealing the inside of his coked out head. High on power and snow, Jon forced Augustine to be waterboarded by Jet (played by Midori). I forgot who was being waterboarded in S1 but he must be really mad that Jet did that to someone. The others must be regretting their decision to be in that show right now. Here is the link to Jon's xitter POV, I've tried to download it but it didn't worked so I decide to record the footage myself, the quality is awful so someone might get a better quality if they try to record it themselves.
 
The fall out for MJ lying about her age is Jon threatening her that they could sue for 90k and that she will be forced to sign a newly drafted contract. Alcohol is banned from the set now and she isn't allowed to touch any of the guys anymore. And don't forget bible study every morning!
(They read their contract aloud early on in the "show", not sure if there was something akin to damages on there. I would be surprised if anything in that one even holds up, given that some of it seemed rather binding from the little I've heard of it. VOD seems to be gone with that part.)

Does anyone know who that alejandro guy is who is supposedly messaging MJ? The name doesn't sound very jewish first of all, but I also can't find a guy with that name working for Adult Swim nor being involved with related production companies or credits on WP.

Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Jet (played by Midori)
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Crazy how focused Jon is on projecting the "-caine" onto Jet.
In the other POV it is shown that Jon's twatter has been limited for a week. Guess that's karma.
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Cvatik took credit for for the lame ass AI slop AB/vilerat variant of Fishtank Digest for ADL

bookers said:
bliccy trying to get people to go to the BURT party with her
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Looks like she was succesful
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Noble Redditor said:
Jon waterboarded Osama Bin Damiel in Season 1 as part of their sketch.
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I definitely remember him volunteering to be watahboaeded to prove some point about it not being that bad. He may really have brain damage if he was truly waterboarded like he says.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
honestly i dont care to speculate whether there were legal issues or not (even if that clip "i can't talk about it" suggests there were)

"we had no other options for content" is literally the most retarded excuse ive ever heard in my life, and i have spent the last four days watching a literal retard (Jon) produce better content than S3 RV (it's not a high bar)
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Wasnt the real reason the black mold that was spreading in the house, making everyone sick? Im pretty sure thats why they left the house, it wouldve been a legal problem if someone fell really ill.
 
Blackstar said:
Mauro is back, announcing that now he is making his own show! :story:
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My dream to be on a reality show is complete. Now I wanna produce one and I've been saving money for months now to do it, I'm aiming for summer/ fall. The drama will be x100000. Dm if you wanna be a part of it producer wise, or ON IT.

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It's gonna be a bunch of fat gay mexicans sleeping in and reading halo books, isn't it?
 
"Fat gay Mexicans falling asleep" sounds like the most Biden-era show pitch ever.
 
Wow all the excitement of Mauro multipled by 10000. I need to dust off my calculator for this one.

Weird, the answer just came back as a zero.
 
Blackstar said:
Mauro is back, announcing that now he is making his own show! :story:
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My dream to be on a reality show is complete. Now I wanna produce one and I've been saving money for months now to do it, I'm aiming for summer/ fall. The drama will be x100000. Dm if you wanna be a part of it producer wise, or ON IT.

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Close to the worst possible Fish to try to pull that off. Not only is he close to irrelevant but last we saw of him he left Bloodgames in total disgrace. Also he is fat and boring.
 
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