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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
In spite of the "hell house" thesis, Fishtank in reality is a place where guys like Jimmy can succeed and have the time of their lives. I think that's one of my favorite parts of Fishtank, where if they just let themselves buy into the fantasy, you can make a loser like Alex B a great character people root for.
On the flip side of this, when the guy like Jimmy or Alex is having a great time in the Fishtank is usually when they bring some specific obstacle tailored explicitly to their demons for them to deal with. In Jimmy's case he struggled with hating women so they brought in many women and forced Jimmy to hit on ALL of them immediately as the first impression causing all of these women to hate him right off the bat (except Nifty who just dealt with him). The wiggers then encourage the women to fuck with Jimmy while they also keep forcing Jimmy to keep hitting on the women and one thing leads to another and before you know it Jimmy's losing his mind throwing a mallet at a girl's head.

Or with Alex B and the wiggers bringing his "hot latina" wife in the tank, unmasking to everyone the facade of Alex's entire life and forcing us all to see the crazy and determined sperg we all rooted for get physically abused and forced to literally huff ogre farts. It can't be undermined how fucked up this whole stuation was to watch, as im sure all of us here know lol, it was pretty traumatizing to be an Alex B fan that day and I can only imagine how it felt for Sam and Ben actually having to witness it in person. Binx strangely didnt care about it, she was only concerned with her hair getting ripped out and wasnt bothered by Alex getting beat and huffing farts at all.

The moments after that whole situation when Sam took Alex to the kitchen alone and had his half humorous and half real talk with Alex about how he's in an abusive relationship, it's bad and he needs out is one of my favorite Fishtank moments. When Sam leaves Alex you can see how Sam's words kind of do sink in on Alex but you can also see that he doesn't have it in him to make that necessary change in his life and he sits there looking defeated. That's what the show is all about to me. Taking these individuals and raising them up just to show them how ugly their demons really are and forcing them to confront it. Most fish obviously cannot overcome their demons like this and fail but there's always the select few people that actually do have it in them to defeat their demons and come out the other side, like Letty, and when that happens it really is something special.

Then you have the fish like Josie and Payton who are just there while these other people are going through deep personal Hell and Payton is just on vacation soyfacing at it all. That's the worst aspect about Fishtank. Or TJ who had some very ugly demons and he was NOT prepared to overcome them but instead of being expected to like anyone else was, he was literally shielded from it by the wiggers. Unacceptable.
 
Binx strangely didnt care about it, she was only concerned with her hair getting ripped out and wasnt bothered by Alex getting beat and huffing farts at all.
Alex didn't help her when his wife was ripping out her real hair, when Binx should've ripped her wig off.
And then this was the next day.
 
Or TJ who had some very ugly demons and he was NOT prepared to overcome them but instead of being expected to like anyone else was, he was literally shielded from it by the wiggers. Unacceptable.
Biggest, weakest Fishtank fumble in all of Fishtank history. Weak shit on the wiggers running cover for a depraved gooner. Sam must be racist because TJ still got the prize money.
 
Alex didn't help her when his wife was ripping out her real hair, when Binx should've ripped her wig off.
And then this was the next day.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0JVkV0JbZX0
Yeah I get that aspect, but everyone who saw that could not see Alex the same ever again, he was tainted after that. But to Binx, nothing really changed with Alex. She didn't see him any differently and didn't seem to care about it at all except for getting her haired pulled out by the ogre, which WAS pretty crazy though lol. I guess Binx has a high tolerance for depraved deviants.
 
Yeah I get that aspect, but everyone who saw that could not see Alex the same ever again, he was tainted after that. But to Binx, nothing really changed with Alex. She didn't see him any differently and didn't seem to care about it at all except for getting her haired pulled out by the ogre, which WAS pretty crazy though lol. I guess Binx has a high tolerance for depraved deviants.
I'm rewatching it right now, and she does care about Alex. She also cares that Alex did nothing to stop it. But she cares more about Alex in a friendly way, so she's just making conversation, and she's pointing out the more subtle ways in which the Ogre is bad, like flashing her wedding ring, and how tacky that is.

And at this specific timestamp, she tells Alex directly that he needs help, and that it's fucked that Alex was getting hit. "You say you shouldn't hit women, and they shouldn't be hitting you either. Period."
17:30
 
You missed the lame attempt from Jet to blackmail Jon before he got instantly roasted in seconds in the replies and deleted the tweet.
Im pretty sure all he's referring to was one day Jon had a mini melty about being stuck indoors and he "needs to be in nature" and they let him outside the house and he just laid in the empty lot beside the season 1 house for awhile looking at the sky, pretty sure someone from production posted a picture of it. After they kicked simmons they babied him alot until they got sick of it and booted him.
Jon seems to believe that to get Jimmy to join 2.5 as a cast member he was told there was a bonus payout if the fish achieved "the good ending."
I do remember Jimmy talking about this in 2.5, towards the ending, and he did seem to think there was payment for the good ending, or some kind of prize in general.
Jimmy made references to a grand prize if all 6 of them made it to the end a few times, and there was one time jon and jimmy talked about it and jon was very confused because he was just promised a flat day rate of i think 1000$ a day, pretty sure it gets mentioned when sam is trying to convince jon to stay when hes pouting in the woodshop threatening to leave. Everyone else was just paid a flat fee i think, none of them have talked about how much they got paid from bloodgames other than mauro and greg.
 
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You missed the lame attempt from Jet to blackmail Jon before he got instantly roasted in seconds in the replies and deleted the tweet.
loling at Jet threatening to expose Jon for the night the camera went down. We already pretty much know what happened. Jon was super upset that he befriended a "pedophile", broke down crying and drank himself into a blackout stupor.
 
loling at Jet threatening to expose Jon for the night the camera went down. We already pretty much know what happened. Jon was super upset that he befriended a "pedophile", broke down crying and drank himself into a blackout stupor.
Didn't Jon also run into the woods barefoot and the wiggers had to chase him and get him back into the house? I also remember Jon puking all over Jet at one point.
 
grooming allegations via empathchan against jet...

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og: https://x.com/empathch4n/status/1885731141291762175

not really familiar with that lore. apparently someone on X also made a song about this? really weird. https://x.com/HeartTank64/status/1828888585044734320

I think Jet is an idiot sometimes but Id trust this whore as far as I would rape her and I wouldnt even rape her.
 
Sylvia is live right now, I have no interest but I just want to point out how she's still fat and relying on filters and shit.
Stream thumbnail:
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Reality:
Sylvia Fat.png Sylvia Fat 3.png
 
Empathchan is a clout goblin heroin junkie who has been jumping from orbit to orbit since 2015 trying to be someone. Got laughed out of Sheep Village, AniTwitter and a bunch of other online-right spaces. Wouldn't trust a single thing she says even if Jet was skeevy back on r9k.
 
While I feel the topic of Burts 50k is pretty dead, and if it isn't it should be. Reddit posted a clip, Burt regretting not taking the cash due to chat talking about Season 3 earnings.
Reddit Thread
Relevant Burt comment
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A nice middle-of-the-road response I think. Burt feeling some kind of regret is not unreasonable, but he can see his fault in it too. No big deal.
 
While I feel the topic of Burts 50k is pretty dead, and if it isn't it should be. Reddit posted a clip, Burt regretting not taking the cash due to chat talking about Season 3 earnings.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9kC4YRJMFvQReddit Thread
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A nice middle-of-the-road response I think. Burt feeling some kind of regret is not unreasonable, but he can see his fault in it too. No big deal.
On a recent stream he also expressed regret at bringing up how the money didn't matter to him and admitted that he probably fucked himself over all along.
 
Empathchan is a clout goblin heroin junkie who has been jumping from orbit to orbit since 2015 trying to be someone. Got laughed out of Sheep Village, AniTwitter and a bunch of other online-right spaces. Wouldn't trust a single thing she says even if Jet was skeevy back on r9k.
How can you be pathetic enough to get laughed out of a place like Sheep Village?
 
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