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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
Hes right though, Elephant man was good, Eraser head was boring besides visually being le wacky XD.
Make a real movie like The lost boys.
Sam's take that the entire point of Lynch's art is simply about confusing the audience isn't true. There is a ton of confusing weird shit in his stuff like in twin peaks but there is a point to it. In Twin Peaks it's telling the story of Laura Palmers murder and building a world around that story. It's about the mystery. It's not solely just weird for the sake of weird that's a retarded take.
 
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Never mind I found it. "David Lynch is a nerd. Anyone who makes confusing stuff on purpose and the point is how confusing it is a nerd". The same guy who said Breaking Bad was a horrible show then later admitted the only time he ever watched it was 30 second Youtube shorts of it.

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This is the first time I've heard Sam make an honest to god retard take. Lynch didn't make confusing shit just to be confusing. His movies are entirely sincere and you can tell. His movies probably mean something to him, but will be lost on the vast majority or people. Not because the vast majority of people are idiots, they're just not David Lynch. I think that is legitimately the most honest form of abstract or impressionist art you could make. "It means something to me, You're not me but you can ascribe a meaning to it if you want to" is more honest than faggots like Jackson Pollock.
 
This is the first time I've heard Sam make an honest to god retard take. Lynch didn't make confusing shit just to be confusing. His movies are entirely sincere and you can tell. His movies probably mean something to him, but will be lost on the vast majority or people. Not because the vast majority of people are idiots, they're just not David Lynch. I think that is legitimately the most honest form of abstract or impressionist art you could make. "It means something to me, You're not me but you can ascribe a meaning to it if you want to" is more honest than faggots like Jackson Pollock.
he says things like that about games he didn't play too.
 
Sam's take that the entire point of Lynch's art is simply about confusing the audience isn't true. There is a ton of confusing weird shit in his stuff like in twin peaks but there is a point to it. In Twin Peaks it's telling the story of Laura Palmers murder and building a world around that story. It's about the mystery. It's not solely just weird for the sake of weird that's a retarded take.
Kingdom hearts is better
 
Even if you want to criticize Lynch for being pretentious (he’s not) he’s still objectively an amazing director. All of his movies have phenomenal cinematography, lighting, sound design, acting, set design, and music. Sam and Jet both just got LYNCHED. They should just embrace it considering how much fishtank gets compared to Lynch.
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Even if you want to criticize Lynch for being pretentious (he’s not) he’s still objectively an amazing director. All of his movies have phenomenal cinematography, lighting, sound design, acting, set design, and music. Sam and Jet both just got LYNCHED. They should just embrace it considering how much fishtank gets compared to Lynch.
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Love these. The camera dramatically panning over to Jon doing pushups in the rain is one of those moments from Fishtank that could never in a million years be scripted. Just pure organic comedy gold. So many shots from season 2 and season 2.5 are Lynchian too.
 
Alex Stein is having fun:
Alex Stein, one of Nick Rekieta's top A-logs, has gone in front of the Dallas Police Commission to speak as a concerned citizen about revenge pornography laws. To illustrate his point, he used Nick Rekieta's revenge pornography case against Aaron Imholte. He also brought up Nick's relationship with Aaron, his cocaine bust and the positive test of his 9 year old daughter for cocaine.
 
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Episode 4 is around 110 minutes.

Early during the season I remember people here and elsewhere looking for the episode of some TV Court with Alex and Pig, and it's been found, Alex had a clip of it uploaded but not the whole thing:
 
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Even if you want to criticize Lynch for being pretentious (he’s not) he’s still objectively an amazing director. All of his movies have phenomenal cinematography, lighting, sound design, acting, set design, and music. Sam and Jet both just got LYNCHED. They should just embrace it considering how much fishtank gets compared to Lynch.
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the most lynchian fishtank era was the end of S2 just before the swamp olympics with the chickens, frank dressed as a farmer, sand everywhere and the house looking like a war zone, some absolutely insane screenshots from that era, specially from the POV cameras that are almost hard to believe they didn't come from a movie
 
Alex contacted Burt while he was live on stream and seemed to be crying. Burt took a Burt break to talk to him off-camera.

I assume Alex is attempting to run a reverse Nigerian Prince scheme on Burt. Alex, a rich heir cannot access his fortune but if Burt could just loan him some money...
 
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