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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
BullfrogBill said:
Octavius and Connor are very similar now that I think about it
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ehhh, i disagree, as much as a faggot as he is, Connor definitely wasn't nontent, he started the piss wars wich were basically were "fishtank" really took off and all signs of famous house went out the window
 

Clip courtesy of @Lady Rackets thong, Alex is currently streaming thinking the bits are actually hundreds or thousands of dollars, and has started smashing bottles all over the place.
Edit: Nvm he knows they're worth cents and not dollars, he's just so happy to be receiving donations.
 
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I just realized something watching old clips. Is Chip Money Goblin from Worldcorp? He looks extremely similar.

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CoolSixtyNiner said:
I missed it the second the shot of Burt holding the giant check in the desert faded out. Imo every season has gotten better with S3 being my favorite by far. Watching Burt fart and try to go to sleep before screaming when the tts talked to him was the hardest I have laughed in years. Or Alex Stein. Or Gold Burt. Even the RV stream and LV stream had its moments.
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i knew i was watching kino the second burt decided to ignore all the fish talking with each other in the yard and beelined straight to the bedroom to masturbate in the bed, fucking insane, basically a comedy movie character
 
Blackstar said:
Worldcorp was Jet and Chip
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What the fuck happened. Worldcorp and ABMC made pretty decent music and Jet could actually rhyme. Whippets are a hell of a drug I guess.

@Fear and Bullets the Fatherhood video was one of the members bullying their younger brother spraying him with cold water. As for the CSAM thing I don't think the dreamer heaven video was ever officially confirmed to be on the Worldcorp site and was probably made up by known attention whore and associate of Mamamax Nexpo/Nightmare Expo.
 
JawnClawdVanDamn said:
Alex B (he probably should be on the list for pure lolcow skill but he is my good mood kryptonite, every time he or that Jabba the Hut animatronic he brings everywhere talks, I just want to start punching things)
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Alex B deserves #1 because Sam said they were scared he was going to show up with a gun so they had to hire armed security for the ball bros concert
 
Godmode said:
So typical whore behavior.... shocker. Sounds like she did lead the guy on, and cut him loose after getting more lucrative Fishtank simps.
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Leading on their audience is industry standard egirl behavior. There was this prominent one who's head mod crashed out at her because he found out she had a husband. She never mentioned him on stream of course. That would've been bad for business.
 
Lady Rackets thong said:

Connor responds to the Burt allegations​

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I guess this is old news now but I only listened in on the later parts while doing something else. GJ on archiving as they were getting deleted when I wanted to grab them.

Connor got quite spooked by Burt, skipping work and drinking at home. Burt sent him death threats alongside his pinned post asking people to confront him (https://x.com/BronxBurt/status/1877378016629731789). Even considered going to the cops.

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The other implication he made was, that Burt might have drugged him. Saying he didn't drink that much yet remembers hardly anything of the night. He didn't directly accuse him however, just called it "odd".

I'm not sure why he stirred up the beef again after Burt said that he was done. Probably wasn't happy with Burt's side of things still being so public - still denying the grindr profile being the one he created and that he stole from Burt.
He also talked a lot about one of his mods who supposedly tried to kill someone recently and is also a shizo. Apparently one of the guys advising Burt not to take his meds for content (he mentions Burt's hygiene deteriorating and his place being really messy as indication of this [which imho is normal for Burt from what we learned in the tank. heck, he even has a housekeeper taking care of him still.]).

According to Connor he is done with online shit after that stream which honestly is the best thing for him.
 
Alex, like Jon, could be very entertaining outside of their respective seasons but it just didn't happen. Alex will always be pulled down by his Fat Goblin wife and he will not leave her, and Jon cannot figure out the bare minimum in boomertech to stream + gets pulled into stupid scam shit no one cares about. Go hiking, Jon. Go find some fresh waduh to drink.
 
I disagree. The fat goblin wife adds to Alex's character. Think of how the working man struggles in modern America. Could you see your typical blue-collar man coming home from a long day of work and booting up a stream to watch a retard living off family money fix his shitty life through the power of easy decisions and his daddy's success? No, the common man wants to see someone like Alex brought low. Seeing him get beaten and berated is spice.
 
Low IQ Doctor said:
I disagree. The fat goblin wife adds to Alex's character. Think of how the working man struggles in modern America. Could you see your typical blue-collar man coming home from a long day of work and booting up a stream to watch a retard living off family money fix his shitty life through the power of easy decisions and his daddy's success? No, the common man wants to see someone like Alex brought low. Seeing him get beaten and berated is spice.
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Alex is a cautionary tail for men everywhere. Don't do heroin and don't date/marry fat abusive single moms. Because the dope might fry your brain enough to make you think someone like Jaqueline is hot.
 
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