🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

When do we think that's happening? Has to be several months, no?

All we know is that in that recent cowboy stream he confirmed something is happening this summer (so more likely fall given wigger timing). Whether that's S4 or something different is anyone's guess.

 

[Agares]

It is really interesting how every season has had the retarded and overly talkative man-child with mental health issues character. We always want them when they're not around because of their content output, but when they are around we also hate them lol. Then when they inevitably leave or get eliminated we once again want them around. They're like a necessary evil. Annoying as hell but central to the house social web and getting other Fish to react and do stuff.

It's seriously amazing how we get the same archetypes even with the different casting methods. Every season had its villain, the one asshole nobody likes, the aforementioned manchild who talks to much and the "sleeper hit" who's mostly boring until something sets them off.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I like Letty, she was overall the best of S1, but I still think Burt is #1 and Alex is #2 for top fish of all time. People seem to forget just how much energy Alex had, and how gullible he was. He believes literally every gaslight and there's so much entertainment you can get out of that.

1. Burt
2. Alex B
3. Letty

That's a pretty reasonable top 3. I agree with that.

 

[The Tall Man]

1. Letty
2. Jimmy
3. Alex B

I excluded Burt because he is gay and Black.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

1. Letty
2. Jimmy
3. Alex B

I excluded Burt because he is gay and Black.

Putting Jimmy above Alex B is just wrong. Alex caused more drama in the house, fell for more gaslights, was dumber and overall funnier. Jimmy was the best part of season 2 and def a high ranking fish but he's not number 2 imo. The whole night with Alex's obese wife abusing him was funnier then anything Jimmy did during season 2. Like it's not even close. Then you have Wild Randy which was also funnier then anything Jimmy ever did.

 

[Agares]

Putting Jimmy above Alex B is just wrong. Alex caused more drama in the house, fell for more gaslights, was dumber and overall funnier. Jimmy was the best part of season 2 and def a high ranking fish but he's not number 2 imo. The whole night with Alex's obese wife abusing him was funnier then anything Jimmy did during season 2. Like it's not even close. Then you have Wild Randy which was also funnier then anything Jimmy ever did.

Alex getting gaslit during S3's hellhouse era was one of the highlights of the season, but do you think he'd fall for it again if Production brought him back as a freeloader?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Alex getting gaslit during S3's hellhouse era was one of the highlights of the season, but do you think he'd fall for it again if Production brought him back as a freeloader?

100%. It would take slightly more effort this time around but Alex is retarded and delusional enough to be gaslit again. Alex much like Burt is someone who it seems like almost was made for Fishtank. Like the perfect person for the show.

 

[Blackstar]

One of the best gaslights was when Sam pretended to almost quit the show because of what Ben did (when they were preparing to fight Wild Randy only for Jobe to come in), and Ben was with Alex in the confessional and they were both freaking the fuck out trying to get G back on the show. Alex ended up panicking more than Ben and was begging him to let him talk to G on the phone to convince him to return, and when they were talking on the phone you could see that the contact was literally "Goldstriker"

 

[The Tall Man]

Putting Jimmy above Alex B is just wrong. Alex caused more drama in the house, fell for more gaslights, was dumber and overall funnier. Jimmy was the best part of season 2 and def a high ranking fish but he's not number 2 imo. The whole night with Alex's obese wife abusing him was funnier then anything Jimmy did during season 2. Like it's not even close. Then you have Wild Randy which was also funnier then anything Jimmy ever did.

Counterargument: Jimmy has a funny deep voice.

 

[TwistedFreak]

1. Letty
2. Jimmy
3. Alex B

I excluded Burt because he is gay and Black.

1. Jon
2. Jon
3. JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

 

[Asperchewy]

Everyone associated with Fishtank is insufferable. Can't wait for S4.

 

[JawnClawdVanDamn]

For me my top 3 would be

1. Letty (she has done so many hilarious things post tank from being executed in Hunger Games to living in Mr. Based's head rent free I think she has earned #1)

2. Burt ( him just having what he considers a normal day is absolute content to everyone else he has potential for #1 if he isn't arrested for something terrifying he ends up doing to one of his crushes)

3. Jon (I actually like his style of lolcow better than Burt's but Burt is just too bright of candle right now not to be over Jon)

Honorable Mentions

Alex B (he probably should be on the list for pure lolcow skill but he is my good mood kryptonite, every time he or that Jabba the Hut animatronic he brings everywhere talks, I just want to start punching things)

Jimmy (he also is pure content but every time he gets around girls he becomes so cringy/creepy... or much worse if post fishtank allegations are true....)

The Bitchtank Three (the show was slow but every time these women would get a drop of alcohol in them they would attack the first thing that came into their eyesight. They would make wonderful short term freeloaders in a regular season for drunken piece of shit challenge)

And Last but not least Summer for the crashout of the century.... Keep on your meds girl

 

[skrod]

Binx is streaming titled "LIVE LEAKING BONG DMS"

• Famous Binx simp BongZaRipper has been harassing Binx recently and is hiding behind Mizzy and her discord, acting like Mizzy has something to do with it since he's a Mizzy simp now
• Binx is now revealing her entire history with BongZaRipper to try and expose him, exposing herself in the process IMO
• She showed his first name (Jace lmao) and state of residence (I forget) in a video and he's freaking out about that in Mizzy's discord
• Apparently she was just showing a VOD which was already available on her channel where he says that stuff, which he was aware of
• They met at twitch con where she says she was trying to network with people and hang out with them
• When they met one of the first things she did was ask Bong to invite her to a party
• Thought it was weird that he asked for her number after this, later gave it to him
• Went out to lunch with him the very next day, and then invited him to go to the Zoo with her
• At lunch he offered to pay for her meal and she thought it was weird so she only let him pay for half of her meal
• They went to the Zoo together and he bought her some shit
• She walked him to his airport terminal when he left and dreaded that the would ask her out or something
• Is now going through all of their texts together, nothing major here. He definitely comes off as flirtatious. I wouldn't exactly say she led him on but she didn't shut anything down and just kept texting him and accepting gifts. Standard e-girl stuff.
• Stream has gone an entire 2 hours and no interesting leaks have come out yet, might tap out before we get any actual information cause she sucks so bad at streaming. She's all over the place and won't get to the point.
• She has a $1000 goal to release the BongZaRipper Zoo video and has made like 30 bucks towards that goal, which she now claims was a "joke goal"

https://www.twitch.tv/binxbasilisk

 

[JawnClawdVanDamn]

Binx is streaming titled "LIVE LEAKING BONG DMS"

I won't make a full summary but here's the gist

• Famous Binx simp BongZaRipper has been harassing Binx recently and is hiding behind Mizzy and her discord, acting like Mizzy has something to do with it since he's a Mizzy simp now
• Binx is now revealing her entire history with BongZaRipper to try and expose him
• She leaked his first name (Jace lmao) and state of residence (I forget) and he's freaking out about that in Mizzy's discord
• Binx, unkowingly, is exposing herself for leading the guy on which nobody knew about until now
• When they met one of the first things she did was ask Bong to invite her to a party
• Thought it was weird that he asked for her number after this, later gave it to him
• Went out to lunch with him the very next day, and then invited him to go to the Zoo with her
• They went to the Zoo together and he bought her some shit
• Acts like he was creepy for trying to pay for her meal
• She walked him to his airport terminal when he left and dreaded that the would ask her out or something
• Is now going through all of their texts together, where she is being flirty
• Stream has gone an entire 2 hours and no interesting leaks have come out yet, might tap out before we get any actual information cause she sucks so bad at streaming. She's all over the place and won't get to the point.
• She has a $1000 goal to release the BongZaRipper Zoo video and has made like 30 bucks towards that goal, which she now claims was a "joke goal"

https://www.twitch.tv/binxbasilisk

Did Binx learn from Burt that the way to get the Fishtank audience's attention is to start drama?

 

[Slipknot1776]

Binx is streaming titled "LIVE LEAKING BONG DMS"

I won't make a full summary but here's the gist

• Famous Binx simp BongZaRipper has been harassing Binx recently and is hiding behind Mizzy and her discord, acting like Mizzy has something to do with it since he's a Mizzy simp now
• Binx is now revealing her entire history with BongZaRipper to try and expose him
• She leaked his first name (Jace lmao) and state of residence (I forget) and he's freaking out about that in Mizzy's discord
• Binx, unkowingly, is exposing herself for leading the guy on which nobody knew about until now
• When they met one of the first things she did was ask Bong to invite her to a party
• Thought it was weird that he asked for her number after this, later gave it to him
• Went out to lunch with him the very next day, and then invited him to go to the Zoo with her
• They went to the Zoo together and he bought her some shit
• Acts like he was creepy for trying to pay for her meal
• She walked him to his airport terminal when he left and dreaded that the would ask her out or something
• Is now going through all of their texts together, where she is being flirty
• Stream has gone an entire 2 hours and no interesting leaks have come out yet, might tap out before we get any actual information cause she sucks so bad at streaming. She's all over the place and won't get to the point.
• She has a $1000 goal to release the BongZaRipper Zoo video and has made like 30 bucks towards that goal, which she now claims was a "joke goal"

https://www.twitch.tv/binxbasilisk

Binx has her stream tagged for "feet," interesting.

 

[BrightonAndHoveAlbion]

Binx has just got worse at streaming every time she's been on. It's only redeemable when she goes on with someone funnier such as Luke.

Have Mizzy and Binx streamed together yet ? Or are their egos too big to be on one stream.

 

[FieldPiece]

Fish
1: Burt
2: Letty
3: Alex
4: Jon
5: Jimmy

Freeloaders
1: Jobe
2: Greg
3: Dumgay
4: Fatty
5: Alex Stein

 

[skrod]

Did Binx learn from Burt that the way to get the Fishtank audience's attention is to start drama?

Judging by the fact that she put a stream goal of 1k to release the bongza zoo video after Burt set a stream goal of 2k to release his connor video, yes. That's absolutely what's going on. Her saying it was a joke goal is pure cope after seeing that she only made 30 bucks in 2 hours.

 

[TwistedFreak]

Are we sure Binx isn't trans? Itty Bitty Titty Committee Alert

 

[Godmode]

Is now going through all of their texts together, nothing major here. He definitely comes off as flirtatious. I wouldn't exactly say she led him on but she didn't shut anything down and just kept texting him and accepting gifts. Standard e-girl stuff.

So typical whore behavior.... shocker. Sounds like she did lead the guy on, and cut him loose after getting more lucrative Fishtank simps.