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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 175 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    773
Flat Web said:
Have we seen much more of her since then?



I forgot about how fucking strange her few appearances were, I think I saw one or two Instagram posts since, but she seems to have a genuinely weird home life and I wouldn't be surprised if she's been suppressed or opted out herself.
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she's under a modelling agency, she's being exploited in some way- even if it's not directly family related.
 
Greg said he might be streaming with Burt on wednesday (I assume he means tomorrow). He's also going to be boxing Jimmy on January 11th, which he says will be an IRL stream.
 
If Burt becomes a legitimate firefighter, he'll have outdone Jon entirely. Real firefighter and also not in the closet.

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Sam watched the Season 3 ending on PGL 100
-RV getting stuck was a complete accident
-Production did leave BURT stranded, but they came back later
-RV needed to be towed. Sam said that they might have to buy it due to how fucked it is.
 
Finally finished the S1 episodes and the Wonka ending was the OG Neptvnian kino. Masterfully done on Production's part and Letty deserved that second place prize with how much of a terror she was in the Tank. The whole house looked like there was a mutiny at a group home by the end of the 6 weeks.
 
Agares said:
OG Neptvnian kino
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Sam's idea the night before and I think he said he did 20 minutes of rehearsal then mostly ad libbed it, the rest was loosely coordinated and Letty was aware "something" was going on as they told her off cam not to give anything away which is why she hid in the closet at first, letting things play out.
 
The Man With No Name said:
If Burt becomes a legitimate firefighter, he'll have outdone Jon entirely. Real firefighter and also not in the closet.

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Speaking of which, has Burt ever weighed in if he thinks Jon is queer-coded?
Aidan said:
Sam's idea the night before and I think he said he did 20 minutes of rehearsal then mostly ad libbed it, the rest was loosely coordinated and Letty was aware "something" was going on as they told her off cam not to give anything away which is why she hid in the closet at first, letting things play out.
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What was the original ending they scrapped?
 
Aidan said:
There wasn't one hence Sam trying to figure it out last minute. He did a great job. Most of season 1 was by the seat of their pants for better or worse.
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Sam carrying the season when things started to fall apart became a Fishtank staple early on then. S3 felt like it was decently planned but badly implemented in parts and Sam came in clutch with the RV trip when they had to leave the house.

It's a shame the wiggers were too retarded to have a working stream during 60% of the road trip but the Ball Bros concert and the Breaking Bad ending sort of made up for it.
 
Wefunder update dropped. Unsure if these numbers have been posted before. They are apparently seeking additional money.

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anliteralidiot said:
Or....Fallout New Vegas opening cutscenes ending?
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"You've made your last splurt, Burt"
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSICAL NONSENSE?!
"Sorry you got twisted up in this stream"
I... I don't understand. G, or Jeremy or J said I'd get $50 grand wha-
"From where you're standing it must seem like production told you to get fucked"
So w-was this actually a queer male dating show?
"Truth is, the show was gay from the start"
hmmmmm, interesting

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Agares said:
So.... are these good numbers or not?
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Hard to say because wiggers but it seems like S3 was overall successful despite the issues. Weekly Active Users seems inflated but it's essentially saying what we already knew - viewership fell off hard after leaving the house.
 
Agares said:
So.... are these good numbers or not?
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Decent but if they've made $4,000,000+ with Fishtank and having bought and worked on the houses as expenses for S2 and S3 not as good as it looks. No reason to stop, though, it's the best money Sam has probably made with any of his projects.
The future plans slide saying how they want to license the show is laughable, I hope it isn't serious but going off of everything else, including acting like their game isn't a joke asset flip means it probably is dead serious.

Again, they need your rich relative to invest but also they take the show on the road last minute with serious connectivity issues. Their weekly activity chart being perfectly linear is odd, like something you'd make as a stock image chart.
 
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