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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    775
Sun of Sam said:
Burt has just posted the following to the fishtank subreddit, more or less confirming that Connor got Burted:

"After the trans woman showed up during my livestream last night, things between Connor and me got… complicated. — And I’ve been strongly advised—by more than a few people—to keep the full story under wraps for now. — Until I get the green light, I can’t spill the details about what went down between me & Connor after the cameras stopped rolling. — Big thanks to my supporters, fans, and Burtbros for looking out for my best interests —you mean the world to me. Stay tuned. 💪🏿"
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So things got totally gay and it turned into Ram Ranch at Burt's place. All but guarantees it with that wording.
 
skrod said:
I'm not really sure cause I don't follow her streams, but in Burt's chat she has the reputation for being greedy. She does talk about money a lot and she paywalls all her VODs for streams on her Patreon, which has a $500 tier. I don't think she's "using Burt for clout" beyond what is mutually beneficial for them both and normal, as you said. But she is kinda jewish with the way she does business. Sam taught her well.

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i didn't even know there was an option to charge more than $50 a month, and i was all about patreon stats, this bitch is asking for $500 a month? i can't even name a patreon person that greedy, usually if a guy is paying a woman $100 a month its a sugar baby situation and she at least jerks him off.
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
i didn't even know there was an option to charge more than $50 a month, and i was all about patreon stats, this bitch is asking for $500 a month?
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There was an IG whore I found out about from /ck/ webm threads years ago who made videos pressing her face into loaves of bread and she had a "findom" tier on her Patreon that wasn't even that high iirc.
 
TwistedFreak said:
The worst part are Burt's enablers. They're acting like Burt is some child without the ability to make decisions on his own. Every single thing that Connor and Burt did was a choice both of them made, Burt has shown his "redemption" to be nothing more than a ploy to get more followers. Burt has the mind of a redditor at the end of the day, and will continue to do everything in his power to appease his fanbase and continue to get positive feedback.

In other words, he's an average catholic
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Anyone who believed there will be redemption for this rapey nigger is a retard of the highest caliber!
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
Smaack's in mexico. even as a simp, ill admit it was such a pussy move on Jet's part to let her leave, even if sam and jet couldn't be sure about what might happen during the phone call, literally just go down to the basement with her and have her put it on speaker and have a camera down there to show the fans nothing too fucked happened, if you really cared.
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Dude what the heck are you talking about?!

They were giving Smaack an excuse to leave the show before it turned in to fishtank - because it might get too crazy for her and also perhaps because continuing beyond "Famous House" might hurt her reputation with people she knew outside the show. They gave Payton the same potential out as well later on.

A day or two before "the phone call" Jet even posted this......

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PickledPorky said:
After trying to make excuses for gay Connor in his last stream, Burt has now entered the comment section of a related video to vent his frustration with Connor.
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Burt says he's pissed at Connor for "blowing him off" and blocking him on Grindr. Since the stream was Sunday night, that means that Connor "blowing him off" means he didn't reply to him or didn't want to come over in like a 24-hour span. So in response Burt threatened to expose the truth about what went down as revenge. This sounds eerily similar to Burt's stalker behavior that he talked about on Season 3. Example: Burt threatened to expose a student to his college for cheating on exams when he didn't pay for Burt's online cheating service, and Burt obsessively messaged him about it. This whole situation is hilarious.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Payton talked about it on her post-tank stream.
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Have we seen much more of her since then?

skrod said:
3. Payton said her family kisses on the mouth and she had to tell her parents to stop when she turned 18
4. Payton said her dad likes to wrestle with her
5. Payton's dad hovered over her shoulder for the vast majority of her first stream back as well as the stream she had with Binx and Jobe last night
6. Payton and her dad both talked about sex several times in front of each other on these streams
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I forgot about how fucking strange her few appearances were, I think I saw one or two Instagram posts since, but she seems to have a genuinely weird home life and I wouldn't be surprised if she's been suppressed or opted out herself.
 
Flat Web said:
I forgot about how fucking strange her few appearances were, I think I saw one or two Instagram posts since, but she seems to have a genuinely weird home life and I wouldn't be surprised if she's been suppressed or opted out herself.
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I doubt she's being suppressed. She did like a 4 hr stream around Christmas on Youtube. It's more likely that she just isn't a streamer.

 
Death by Divine Kiss said:
Jeff and Alex are accusing Maejok of hacking their phones and pulling all of their data to fuck with them.
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Simbal said something similar which is funny, when Mizzy was pressing him on why he blocked her on everything and made it so his stories where hidden from her on Instagram, he said that production must have gone onto his phone and done that while he was still in the tank to "stir up drama" between them. If any of the fish actually unlocked their phones for them they are legit retarded.
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Have we seen much more of her since then?
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She mentioned on her last live she had gigs in Vegas so she is probably just busy, she streams every now and then.
 
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