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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
the show suffered greatly because of it though, binx constantly acting like she is *in* on the joke was worse than any soyfacing Tay did.
binx knowing, ruins the show in retrospect. her failing on the "famous house 2" bit, was just ineptitude and not trusting production's threats to kick her off.
binx cackling at the mention of 4chan haunts me still.
 
Update: Burt is now having the idea of selling f-word add-ons and setting up a website for doxing those who say the n-word without a pass, the content just never stops flowing with him. Additionally he has agreed that Jobe has a lifetime pass.
We're gonna need a slur DLC at this point. Burt is gonna be like EA
 
Ted was kicked for being an insufferable faggot that couldn't stop dropping hints that he knew what was going on. Literally in his intro confessional he starts talking about the upstairs of the house to Ben, who tells him to shut the fuck up about it. Duanye and Hayley both said they met him in the midseason between 2 and 3. He'd been in the house before, he knew what was going on, production knew he knew what was going on, he just couldn't shut the fuck up.

This is also why Binx got put through the sham polygraph. Viewers were out for blood and production wanted a bandaid for their plushie factory. I don't believe for a second that production was unaware Ted, Binx, Alex, and probably more we didn't even catch on to, were aware of Fishtank.
I'm attaching a video of ted's intro confessional, not calling you a liar- but this video is entitled Ted's introduction confessional, no mention of the upstairs. Even if Ted did mention the upstairs, what would that have to do with him knowing about the show?


-Duanye and Hayley are not reliable sources of information. Both would do just about anything for money or attention. I would not trust a word either of them say.

-I lost interest midway through the show, right around when the jeet got deleted, so I can't comment on the polygraph test.

-For them to send out emails to half the contestants with Fishtank in the email, I would imagine the contestants are bound to figure out about the show unless they're completely retarded. I'm not denying the fact that production was not aware that they knew some of the contestants knew., just not seeing what you're seeing.
 
I think it's just about putting a new personality in there and seeing how that affects the social dynamic of the house. Case in point Taylor, who wasn't the least bit antagonistic towards anyone (Jimmy spergout notwithstanding) or much of an entertainer at all, but nonetheless managed to become arguably one of the most successful freeloaders ever.
Taylor did have a direct purpose on the show as well, she was there to test TJ. She wasn't antagonistic nessisarily but she acted as "forbidden fruit" for TJ that culminated in testing to see if TJ was willing to backstab her after everything to save his spot in the tank.

you're retarded.
abi unknowingly being pitted against jimmy, is not the same as her going after him. jimmy had a persecution complex and was losing it by the end- he was equally as mad at trish, who wasn't even pitted against him.
abi was sort of off putting but she's not a sociopath. dancing after the person, who attacked you, gets kicked off the show, does not prove she's a sociopath lol.
abi was most likely hit by the mallet, although maybe only the handle. jimmy still can't let it go and freaked out at letty, during bloodgames, for poking him abt it.
jimmy is a hypocrite, who quit over lubecooch drama, when he was liking dog furry porn on twitter himself
This just proves my point about how the mallet incident is the best thing that's ever happened to Abi. If you point out that Abi always acts like a weirdo with a few screws loose, certain people get upset and start going on about Jimmy and the mallet. Without that whole thing there would be nothing hiding how fucked up she is. I don't know if you've seen any other appearances of Abi except season 2, but it's clear somethings not right with her and it has nothing to do with her going after Jimmy lol, no one cares about Abi pissing off Jimmy it's how she's acted after the fact.
 
-Duanye and Hayley are not reliable sources of information. Both would do just about anything for money or attention. I would not trust a word either of them say.
In her interview with TJ, Claire said that one of her favourite S3 fish was Ted, because she met him during Bitchtank as he was in the house. Not only did Ted know about the show, production knew too.
 
In her interview with TJ, Claire said that one of her favourite S3 fish was Ted, because she met him during Bitchtank as he was in the house. Not only did Ted know about the show, production knew too.
This on top of the Binx stuff makes me think they all knew the whole time. The only two I can fully believe didn't know are Burt and Smack and even then I think they probably knew to some extent as well. It's good to remember for future reference that Fishtank is very much like WWE in that it's most likely all fake. The entire crew is made up of theater kids after all (except maybe Jet?)
 
I'm attaching a video of ted's intro confessional, not calling you a liar- but this video is entitled Ted's introduction confessional, no mention of the upstairs. Even if Ted did mention the upstairs, what would that have to do with him knowing about the show?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rD7r-JFgnYI

They edited it out of that clip. You can see how it jumps around during the second question and goes dark at 00:15. Ben says "talk about your first impressions of the house.". Ted says "do you want me to be truthful about last time I was..." And Ben says "yeah no no. talk about today.". It's in the day 1 recaps. I for whatever reason can't get the link to copy on my phone.
 
This on top of the Binx stuff makes me think they all knew the whole time. The only two I can fully believe didn't know are Burt and Smack and even then I think they probably knew to some extent as well. It's good to remember for future reference that Fishtank is very much like WWE in that it's most likely all fake. The entire crew is made up of theater kids after all (except maybe Jet?)

I don't think Mizzy or Alexis knew because they were getting naked day 1 in front of the cams. Mizzy even went full frontal.

Binx on the other hand complained multiple times about a nipslip she had that I don't think anyone ever saw.
 
Ted was kicked for being an insufferable faggot that couldn't stop dropping hints that he knew what was going on. Literally in his intro confessional he starts talking about the upstairs of the house to Ben, who tells him to shut the fuck up about it. Duanye and Hayley both said they met him in the midseason between 2 and 3. He'd been in the house before, he knew what was going on, production knew he knew what was going on, he just couldn't shut the fuck up.
I'm attaching a video of ted's intro confessional, not calling you a liar- but this video is entitled Ted's introduction confessional, no mention of the upstairs. Even if Ted did mention the upstairs, what would that have to do with him knowing about the show?
-Duanye and Hayley are not reliable sources of information. Both would do just about anything for money or attention. I would not trust a word either of them say.
In her interview with TJ, Claire said that one of her favourite S3 fish was Ted, because she met him during Bitchtank as he was in the house. Not only did Ted know about the show, production knew too.
Ted talks about meeting Dumbgay and being a part of the cancelled brotank/gamer bootcamp


Teds talks about knowing about season's one and two, and how he was almost on season 2.


These come from one of the two insta lives ted did a couple weeks back, only two worthwhile clips other than him saying that La'ron had invited alexis into him and his fiances open relationship, which i did not record and was probably a joke but still worth noting.
 
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Gold Burt. This is the least enjoyable Burt stream so far due to Connor.

Update: Luke finally called into the stream and now it's really funny. Connor seemingly snorted coke on stream and is saying it was pre-workout. Luke and Burt are pressing him for being gay. Luke's headed up to the North East soon, potentially for Sam's new show.

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This just proves my point about how the mallet incident is the best thing that's ever happened to Abi. If you point out that Abi always acts like a weirdo with a few screws loose, certain people get upset and start going on about Jimmy and the mallet. Without that whole thing there would be nothing hiding how fucked up she is. I don't know if you've seen any other appearances of Abi except season 2, but it's clear somethings not right with her and it has nothing to do with her going after Jimmy lol, no one cares about Abi pissing off Jimmy it's how she's acted after the fact.
Abi can be kinda blunt and mean, that's pretty much it. It just seems like girl 'tism to me. I can see how her personality might be off-putting, but I also think she cuts through a lot of bullshit with the way she acts, and I think that's partially why she managed to get so under Jimmy's skin, a guy obsessed with the mythology of his own life.
Outside of season 2 I can't say much about her except that she was by far the most sober person on Bitchtank, not that that is much of an accomplishment.
 
Red Alert: Tanny prostitutes have entered the Burtstream.

Connor has brought over a black Dominican "T-girl" prostitute.
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Burt said "Things are about to transpire" and are on a "bro break" with the loading screen Burt uses up. So much for Burt's sex addiction recovery.
 
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Connor got trashed off his ass (while Burt stayed sober because he doesn't drink), snorted a substance that might be coke, invited a tranny hooker over off Grindr, then got Burt to turn the stream off while they fuck him. All of this was entirely Connor's doing, Burt barely even knew what was going on. This potatonigger retard is somehow a grosser degenerate than Burt himself
 
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