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[Blackstar]

didn't burt literally say he didn't get paid? then there's the jap from last season. also imagine wanted

Burt ended up getting $15k, but not the full prize, and in Shinji's case they gave him the golden beetle which was initially given a high monetary value only to end up giving him jackshit for it.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

but not the full prize

oh so they didn't give him the money. (and this is where you go full "defend sam aganist Markey" squad and go 'technically the contract said' as if thats still not a scummy move and shows everyone next season they might not get paid the prize money even if they did win)

, and in Shinji's case they gave him the golden beetle which was initially given a high monetary value only to end up giving him jackshit for it.

no wonder Shinji has so many negative feelings towards the show, didn't he get an eye infection and need to go to the emergency room too?

 

[Blackstar]

and this is where you go full "defend sam aganist Markey" squad and go 'technically the contract said' as if thats still not a scummy move and shows everyone next season they might not get paid the prize money even if they did win

Nah. They fucked him over on that and it was super gay. It damages the credibility of the show to not pay out the grand prize no matter what the contract says. When Alex's wife told the others about previous contestants not being paid they almost walked out. Burt may have had stupid plans for the money (sharing it with everyone) and was ok with not getting it, but he nevertheless earned it, having been the centre of attention from start to finish.

 

[skrod]

didn't burt literally say he didn't get paid? then there's the jap from last season. also imagine wanted

Mizzy was under the impression that nobody from the show gets paid because of Alex B's wife and step-daughter. I meant that a fan of the show would know that's not true. You're right about the fact that the wiggers (particularly Sam) use greedy jewish tactics to pay people as little as possible. They used a "challenge" to reduce 4k of tayleigh's winnings, paid Greg barely anything for bloodgames because he didn't ask for more, promised shinji money he never got, made the fish pay to remove Frank from the house even though he was leaving anyway, and didn't pay burt his 50k. There's plenty more examples I'm sure, not to mention the greedy tactics they use on the fans monetizing the show, and their frequent use of false advertising.

 

[Marche]

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I really hope this is Jon trying to make a joke like pretending to be like Biff from back to the future because... yea thats not how the saying goes and it's too easy to believe Jon is really this stupid.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

When Alex's wife told the others about previous contestants not being paid they almost walked out.

and mind you technically she was right. and you know Jet and Sam won't go "well in the contract we don't have to pay out the grand prize" if someone pulls that accusation again, no they'll just go "she'll lying" or better yet "if you believe her then leave" and honestly i don't doubt they refuse to pay people that leave either. honestly as one of the biggest supporters in 2016, the way sam and jet have treated fans honestly makes me feel Adult Swim was stupid for even letting them have a show in the first place, no doubt in my mind Sam treated employees on production just as terribly and did the same in MDE's previous sketches too. Which is why Charls and Nick fucking vanished for a few years.

. I meant that a fan of the show would know that's not true. You're right about the fact that the wiggers (particularly Sam) use greedy jewish tactics to pay people as little as possible. They used a "challenge" to reduce 4k of tayleigh's winnings, paid Greg barely anything for bloodgames because he didn't ask for more, promised shinji money he never got, made the fish pay to remove Frank from the house even though he was leaving anyway, and didn't pay burt his 50k. There's plenty more examples I'm sure, not to mention the greedy tactics they use on the fans monetizing the show, and their frequent use of false advertisin

i love how you start it "as a fan you would know that's not true" then proceed to list a half dozen times that did in fact happen, and considering its only been 3 seasons, thats absurdly sus.

 

[anliteralidiot]

She probably wasn't aware of the complete ins and outs of the show at the time of that clip. But she was one of the fish that received an email from the fishtank.live email address for her contract. If she didn't immediately start googling or asking her friends more about the show she would be legit 30 IQ.

At the very least she would have watched some of the S1 episodes and most likely some basic searches on Sam Hyde. If she watched the S1 episodes she would have learned about Simmons and how Sam treated him when they learned of his camp councilor book.

She'd also been dealing with IRL shit before the show started, so she might not have had time to look into it.

 

[Plasticise]

oh so they didn't give him the money. (and this is where you go full "defend sam aganist Markey" squad and go 'technically the contract said' as if thats still not a scummy move and shows everyone next season they might not get paid the prize money even if they did win)

Nah. They fucked him over on that and it was super gay. It damages the credibility of the show to not pay out the grand prize no matter what the contract says.

Burt not getting paid is hilarious. I will die on this hill. I knew as soon as Sam was talking to burt in the rv the day before the end of the show on how he wanted to split the 50k among more than a dozen people that Sam was fucking with him and was not going to give him any money.
Sam stated on bloodgames when Letty said she would split the 4k she won with creature that was pussy shit and asked jet to run a poll on if that should be allowed, and multiple times said they aren't allowed to split the prize. He really seems to dislike prize splitting for some reason, and the brandon stuff probably also made him not want to give any of the season 3 fish the grand prize after that, one of the few times ive seen him not joking mad but really really mad.

 

[nufag]

why is anyone actively orbiting the s3 fish? they are normies and they wont even be involved with the show again. i miss s2's cast so much.

 

[12345678901]

If Sam Hyde gave a gay black pervert 50k then you would see the real markypost. Letting him win but with a $0 check was the best possible ending. Just tells you how bad binx and payton were.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

why is anyone actively orbiting the s3 fish? they are normies and they wont even be involved with the show again. i miss s2's cast so much.

Burt is interesting.
Alex is tragic.
Life is Mizzy

 

[nufag]

Burt is interesting.
Alex is tragic.
Life is Mizzy

i agree with the first two.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Burt not getting paid is hilarious

AND MARKY GETTING RAPED IS HILARIOUS, but it really hurts Sam's reputation for doing both.

 

[Agares]

In Jimmy's voice "So yeah no, basically everyone fucking hates reddit"

 

[Kong Strong]

The allegations about Marky was never that she got raped, the contact her and Sam had was legal in Rhode Island. He did however fly her out to Rhode island from a state where it is illegal which is textbook sex trafficking

 

[Plasticise]

Mizzys interview with Simbal just went live

Notes from the interview

Spoiler: Notes from Simbal interview with Mizzy

• Says his best ally was La'ron (I honestly dont remember them talking ever)
• Says his least favorite fish was Alex, mostly due to his post fishtank antics, which is odd as he was his biggest ally in the tank
• Favorite freeloader was Jeff, least favorite was Frank
• Makes fun of Alex for saying he won the boxing match
• Mizzy goes in on him for blocking her on multiple platforms, and hiding his IG stories from her which she says requires alot of effort to do
• Simbal claims production went into his phone and blocked Mizzy to cause drama between them (lol), either that or he did it while blackout drunk
• Says Brandon stalked him to his hotel after he got kicked off, says Brandon can burn in hell
• Admits he lied about his fish allergy during the cell
• Burt called both Simbal and Mizzy at 5am today to get Lukes number
• Simbal claims he began stopping reacting to the TTS, and that caused hate TTS to stop coming in for him, not realizing that production blocked all negative TTS about him after he crashed out during the impersonation challenge when Jobe was impersonating him and he did white face and confronted jet in the confessional about the mean messages.
• Says frank slapping him crossed the line, forgetting that he slapped Jobe across the face himself (also jumped on jobe when he was in the beanbag like a faggot)
• Says what Luke did to him was attacking him (Luke pushed him gently out of the room) (Later in the interview says Luke was violent, says he would have walked out if Luke hadnt left)
• Mizzy ask's him if he actually thought she was a strong competitor, and he goes "As a woman? Yeah."
• Simbal asks Mizzy when she was contacted to come back on the show, she confirms it was on while famous house 2.0 was still going on, Simbal seems to be a little miffed that he was not asked back for the RV trip
• Mizzy asks Simbal if it upsets him that Luke is so much more popular than him, and he acts like he does not know how popular Luke is, and says it must be that "white boy priveldge"
• Says he is an entertainer and everything he did was to build a charecter arc and to create entertainment, goes on a long cope about the touching and how it was all an act (Mizzy cuts to a long compilation of him touching the women and hugging and kissing them on the cheeks and them obvioulsy not being cool with it while he does this)
• Mizzy asks "Post fishtank you have had the lowest engagement of any of the fish, do you feel like your inflated ego is the cause?", Simbal says "Maybe", but its actually because all of sams MDE fans are racist towards indians or brown skinned people (this interview was filmed before Sams Elon Musk video came out)
• Mizzy ask's Simbal if he would do anything fishtank related in the future, he says that would have to be a discussion to be had with production (he would probably ask for alot of money and or demand to be coddled)
• When Mizzy asks him Fuck/Marry/Kill her, Binx and Payton, Simbal says kill all 3, because they are "sneaky white people"

All in all a pretty decent interview, Mizzy acutally edited in relevevant clips of things they where talking about as they came up so its not just two cams cutting back and forth. She also started to go harder on him as the interview went on so it got slightly more hostile towards then end, and she called him out a few times for not wanting to talk to her until it became clear she was doing well post season and was somewhat popular.

Slight after the fact addition, on her stream that she started right after the live premiere of her interview went live, Mizzy says she saw the stuff about Binx knowing about the show, and says she 100% believes that she knew and it gave her an advantage, and that she is much smarter than people give her credit for.

 

[Mörkö]

Sorry to disrupt the perennial Markyposting, but I had a bizarre Fishtank dream that I desperately need to share with somebody.

Spoiler: Nobody cares about other people’s dreams

This dream was in first person but to keep it interesting I’ll replace myself with, ohh, let’s say… Burt. Also edited slightly for clarity.

Burt, Frank, Mizzy, Jobe, and Jeff are all in Walmart. Jobe discovers an unmarked door hidden between some of the shelves and dares Jeff to open it. Jeff complies and opens the door to discover a dimly lit carpeted staircase that descends out of sight. Intrigued, they all agree to sneak down to find out where it leads. At the bottom of the stairs they discover a seemingly endless labyrinth of liminal wood paneled office-type hallways and doors. Here’s an AI approximation:

The area is seemingly devoid of people, and all the doors lead to random storage closets, empty offices, conference rooms, etc. The hallways go on forever in an endless series of twists and turns, and the gang splits up Scooby-Doo style to explore. Burt and Frank go down one path, everyone else down another. While looking around, Furt, now joined by Jobe, discover a strange room with around 20 bunk beds with people’s belongings strewn about. Signs of life. Jobe stays to poke around while Frank and Burt continue through the maze. The next door they open reveals a huge basketball court and gym with people working out at the far end. They quickly shut the door and run down the twisting hallways, hoping they weren’t noticed. They eventually come to a dead end with a single door down a short hallway that has a bronze plaque on it labeled PRESIDENT’S TOILET. They open the door to find a tiny, unlit room barely big enough to fit a single toilet. Burt says he has to take a shit, Frank tells him to hurry up. As soon as Burt flushes, an alarm starts blaring throughout the complex and people begin to emerge from some of the rooms and file out in one direction. Frank and Burt follow them nervously and make small talk with them, learning that the alarm means that the president is going to address the members of the complex and they all have to gather outside. On the way they link up with Mizzy and make their way out of the back door of the Walmart, congregating in the loading dock area. As they’re looking around for Jobe and Jeff, another alarm sounds from above. The crowd goes quiet and looks up to a pope-style balcony high above the loading doors. President Jason Goldstriker emerges and begins to address the crowd. “I’m sorry Burt,” he says, “but you flushed the elimination toilet and now you’re going to have to go home.”

(Ok I made that last bit up, I actually woke up as soon as he stepped out) I’ll take my puzzle pieces now, please.

 

[TwistedFreak]

Someone on /ftl/ found an old VOD of Binx talking about Fishtank before going on the show.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U4DAUFqI8Ao:3877This confirms what we all suspected that she knew about the show beforehand and lied about not knowing.

I find it outright hilarious that no one found this out while she was on the show, due to no one wanting to sit through her streams and listen to her annoying cuban baby voice. Even with all the deranged psychopaths and twisted freaks within this community, it took this long for what we all suspected to be revealed...

for the simple fact that this bitch is just that annoying

 

[Agares]

Lmao that sounds like the prison bit meets the Walmart stream in Vegas meets the Backrooms and it puts my one Fishtank dream to shame.

The one I had, it started off in fucking Tarkov. I was on a map similar to Woods, except I was actually fucking there but it was chill. Instead of people shooting each other, everyone was just like a chill LARPer looting things and helping each other out. It felt more like an airsoft match, but I was still afraid I was gonna get shot or step on a mine. Anyways, I found an exit and then I spawned in a house's living room.

Except this living room looked vaguely like the one from season 2. There were a bunch of other people in there too, including my GF and then I heard Sam's voice talking about how we're gonna be on Fishtank. The last thing I remember before waking up is panicking and looking to get the FUCK outta there (without my GF mind you) the moment Sam brought up Fishtank.

I think my subconscious was trying to tell me something but I'm not sure what.

 

[The Tall Man]

Luke will be on Sven Stoffels' show.
Sven's main channel, alternative channel