🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    774
Simbal is being interviewed on FishtankAltGC. He is coming up with the excuse that he molested the girls so that his character in the show would have "an arc". I'm waiting for Jobe and Luke to sabotage the interview.
 
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Yandex Captcha Solver said:
Looks like Jeff still isn't taking getting kicked off Fishtank well. First he bombs Trump Tower, now he's taking hostages.

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It was funny till it fuckin ain't.

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Reminder that there's some combination of comments in this scenario that can result in alex getting beaten on livestream again.
They got to Binx on the tier list and it's already getting heated.
 
Spaced Outside Cargo said:
Reminder that there's some combination of comments in this scenario that can result in alex getting beaten on livestream again.
They got to Binx on the tier list and it's already getting heated.
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He shouldn't rate women, no matter if she says it's fine. It's never fine. She's just looking for an excuse to beat on him.

lol they're arguing about whether binx is better than alex. Jackie says Binx brought way more content and Alex just kept crying about how she was ovulating, based.
 
Food arrived for pig. She was getting pissed at any answer Alex would give for where Binx goes on a tier list.
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Idk who is on the phone with them, likely some moderator, but they're picking out meat-riding comments and reading it out to them. (ie. "You were the realest contestant and the show ended when you left.")
Otherwise, this stream is boring as all hell and the ~50 count viewership shows it.
EDIT: Alex does occasionally read chat, it seems. He just saw one saying his mom hates Jacqueline.

Alex is talking about his mom slapping him into his 30's.

2:04am CST: Chatters are asking him if he would stand up for Burt if someone was making racist comments towards him. He said "Of course I would is that a joke?" Somebody tell him...
A few minutes later she finally breaks silence to say "I just decided to shit on him back!"

2:08am CST: Still on the burt question. Alex tries to demonstrate that Jaqueline is a "small" woman and tries to get her to stand up to compare height. She gets really nervous and refuses to do it. She remains seated.
 
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Alex B and the ogre did a ranking of contestants on their stream, the rankings are based on "entertainment value". For some reason they're talking with someone named Shaun over the phone (Alex's manager I guess) who is the one controlling the mouse, he doesn't really know the names of contestants and he keeps mishearing B for D.

Here's Jacqueline's ranking:
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She didn't know any of the Famous House 2 people or Nifty so they went in F. The girls were boring so they got D except Payton.

Jacqueline "S is like the highest one right?"

Alex explained how Wyatt showed up during the cell challenge and was called out mysteriously and they never saw him again - Jacqueline "Well that already makes him entertainment because he's like mysterious so we'll go ahead and put him in B"

"Luke can go with the girls at D because he gave up really quickly" and when the guy on the phone didn't know who Luke was she said "The one in the blue shirt, he looks like a pedo" and "Yeah Luke honestly he looks like something from like a serial killer movie"

Alex then did his ranking. He got this far before he said "Ok, fucking shit. Man I can't do this guys, like..." and Ogre said "You can't do it or you can't do it in front of me. Go ahead baby, let's see where these girls land, go ahead"
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Eventually he continued, Alex's final ranking:
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Alex also didn't know Nifty or the FH2 people so they all got F.

"Put me right up in super where I belong OOH AH AH AH AH"

He though Wyatt was kind of funny and similar to Jobe in that they walked in to a crazy situation and didn't freak out so he knew he knew something. Also they both describe Wyatt as the homeless looking one, the guy on the phone gets it right away.

"We're gonna give Teddy some crybaby value and put him in D"

"Luke dude, you should've shown me your stones bro instead of bailing". I don't know why he thinks Luke bailed, even if he ignores the fact that he came back and just goes by what he was told on the show he should think he got kicked off.

Jacqueline: "Show me where that stank pussy goblin goes"

Jacqueline was talking shit about how Lexi brought nothing to the show and spent the whole time talking about how she was ovulating. She wanted to see her beat someones ass or shit on someones clothes.

Alex tries to placate the ogre as she tries to get him to place Binx somewhere, so he tries F and she stops him, then he tries C and she says Binx would be in B or A but ultimately Alex keeps her in C presumably so his beating will be less severe later.
 
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