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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 175 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    773
millais said:
Mizzy pulling in good streaming viewer count while watching Sam's message to Elon video.

Also, Josie made a video review of food at a McDonald's in Japan. Reminds me of the first few days of S1, when everyone thought Josie was Asian due to the limited camera view and quality.
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I mean even Mauro called her "the asian lady".
 
KingFrampt said:
Those poor things are probably traumatized, and with them having their teeth removed I have to wonder what their living conditions are like
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He actually grabbed the monkey off his neck and tried to show its teeth on stream and went on a rant about how he would never do that and its cruel to file them and such.
Alex is scummy but I give him the benefit of the doubt on this teeth thing.

He also said he basically just feeds them baby formula and wont ever give them bugs. I dunno much about keeping monkey but I'm sure that is not a sustainable diet.
 
Marche said:
He actually grabbed the monkey off his neck and tried to show its teeth on stream and went on a rant about how he would never do that and its cruel to file them and such.
Alex is scummy but I give him the benefit of the doubt on this teeth thing.

He also said he basically just feeds them baby formula and wont ever give them bugs. I dunno much about keeping monkey but I'm sure that is not a sustainable diet.
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I dunno, he lets the ogre fucking abuse him, and be aggressive around them (even if she's not raging at them, they're still going to be terrified), he had them spayed and neutered (that's just weird for something that isn't a cat or dog idk, it's my opinion), and I doubt baby formula covers all of their nutritional needs.

What I'm saying, is he's stupid, and he lies, I wouldn't be surprised if he did have them removed, because he thought it would be better for them in the long term.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
What I'm saying, is he's stupid, and he lies, I wouldn't be surprised if he did have them removed, because he thought it would be better for them in the long term.
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Well he did show them, not that it's really much to see. I dunno how big spidermonkey canine teeth are suppose to be.

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Here is a tiktok video of one I found which seems they are kinda small??
 
The content that’s consistently made by these two when they are in proximity of each other is fascinating. Alex’s retardation and desire to please those around him while lacking a spin combined with Burt’s schizophrenic tendencies and brotherly (and probably gay) love towards Alex is a really potent combo. Hearing Alex get abused is one thing, but having Burt in the background larping as Goldstriker elevates it immensely. It’s a shame their duo only lasted for 22 days on the show.
 
How do you think the power dynamic between Alex and the torta affects the power dynamic between Alex and his monkeys?
Do you think the monkeys respect him less for letting her whoop his ass not unlike that one greentext where OP's dog stopped listening to him after seeing him get fudgepacked?
 
Spaced Outside Cargo said:
How do you think the power dynamic between Alex and the torta affects the power dynamic between Alex and his monkeys?
Do you think the monkeys respect him less for letting her whoop his ass not unlike that one greentext where OP's dog stopped listening to him after seeing him get fudgepacked?
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If you've ever seen an pet rush to it's owner after a loud noise I assume it's a lot like that. They cower in fear out of the way of the carnage and once she leaves the room they latch themselves to his neck in fear.
 
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Agares said:
Holy shit they actually caught the abuse on stream. Not like the shit she did in S3 but actual, full on physical assault and breaking things. He's even making excuses for senora Piggy like a classic abuse victim.

I want to laugh but this is just sad. This man it taller and has better social skills than me and he's being taken advantage of by such a grotesque she-ogre.
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If Alex had a modicum of self preservation and self respect, he'd would've taken that recording to a lawyer ASAP.
 
Spaced Outside Cargo said:
How do you think the power dynamic between Alex and the torta affects the power dynamic between Alex and his monkeys?
Do you think the monkeys respect him less for letting her whoop his ass not unlike that one greentext where OP's dog stopped listening to him after seeing him get fudgepacked?
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The monkeys look in a constant state of being terrified, he was saying they make noises if he tries to remove them from his neck so I assume he is at least what they consider safety from the beast.

Taken from a couple twitter posts. Seems Alex wife is genuinely threatened by Burt to the point she is being mouthy in twitch chat and spaming watermellon chicken emojis in discord.
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Tnks comes after Burt offered Alex a safe space to stay if he needs to get away from her beatings.
 
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Marche said:
The monkeys look in a constant state of being terrified, he was saying they make noises if he tries to remove them from his neck so I assume he is at least what they consider safety from the beast.

Taken from a couple twitter posts. Seems Alex wife is genuinely threatened by Burt to the point she is being mouthy in twitch chat and spaming watermellon chicken emojis in discord.
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Tnks comes after Burt offered Alex a safe space to stay if he needs to get away from her beatings.
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I heard Alex babbling about Burt bringing up something bad, and that's why she hit him, but... What did Burt do to promote the beating, exactly? Is it just because he called?
 
anliteralidiot said:
I heard Alex babbling about Burt bringing up something bad, and that's why she hit him, but... What did Burt do to promote the beating, exactly? Is it just because he called?
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I'm gonna be real, all it probably needs to be is a day ending in y. Look at how she attacked him and binx on live stream, she's retarded, psychotic, and violent. It very well could and most likely would be the most petty of shit.
 
Aidan said:
Obese whale gets jealous of any other person Alex interacts with, including a gay black man.
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“Alex’s wife makes me want to end my life
Every time she talks I want to stab her with a knife
Alex can’t you see you’re a slave to fat pussy
I know you like that ass
But she just wants your family’s cash”
 
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