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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    775
flamboyant cuttlefish said:
Not sure how (read: too lazy) to archive IG posts, but Taylor has been looking rough lately. Posting reels of herself just losing money at the casino, smeared lipstick, just looking like things are not going well for her post breakup with TJ. Hope her situation improves or isn’t as bad as it looks— she always struck me as one of the least terrible people in the Fishtank Extended Universe.
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not sure if it has to do with TJ, since she already was self admitted to having a gambling addiction. i think she has just had time to return to her natural state post fish tank. though it is sad to see, as i agree with you, she seems to be one of the least terrible people who have been on the show. but i guess on the bright side we can assume it isnt her money but her simp's money going down the drain. ill never cry about simps losing money.
 
Damn Burt figured out how to stream hella quickly. He's somehow perfectly leveraging his little FishTank fame.

Already has the TTS sound from the tank as well as having them read our in different voices just like the show.

Has his layout looking like the schizo board he had in the penthouse.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
Damn Burt figured out how to stream hella quickly. He's somehow perfectly leveraging his little FishTank fame.

Already has the TTS sound from the tank as well as having them read our in different voices just like the show.

Has his layout looking like the schizo board he had in the penthouse.
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He has a tech-bro (TRIPP) that set everything up for him and walks him through how to stream. Dude has the patience of a saint.
 
bookers said:
sam video (i know theres a sam thread but im too lazy to find it right now)
"message to elon"
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Not a yank so barely understood a significant portion of this vid, nor did I particularly care about the politics. (ETA) Except that Elon is a fag

He did explain the things he was upset about (illegals, jeets) in a very funny way.

Cinematography 8/10
 
Burt split his 25 hour mog Binx stream into 3 separate streams on youtube. The middle stream is missing over 10 hours of the original stream. Anyone know why that would happen?
 
Alex just got the shit beat out of him by Jabba on Burt's stream. We could only hear the screams and bangs and breaking of glass. Chat and TTS are advising Burt to call 911.
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Death by Divine Kiss said:
Alex just got the shit beat out of him by Jabba on Burt's stream. We could only hear the screams and bangs and breaking of glass. Chat and TTS are advising Burt to call 911.
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blackstriker was such a good bit, and if that happened while burt was spitting on himself i genuinely don't know where his streams could possibly go from here. they may have already peaked. i really hope i'm wrong. i'm probably wrong, burt continues to be an endless wealth of chaos.
 
TardWrangler69 said:
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Holy shit they actually caught the abuse on stream. Not like the shit she did in S3 but actual, full on physical assault and breaking things. He's even making excuses for senora Piggy like a classic abuse victim.

I want to laugh but this is just sad. This man it taller and has better social skills than me and he's being taken advantage of by such a grotesque she-ogre.
Its Vladi Bby said:
lmao even in crisis he stayed in chracter
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Being the monkey king is how he copes. It has to be.
 
flamboyant cuttlefish said:
Not sure how (read: too lazy) to archive IG posts, but Taylor has been looking rough lately. Posting reels of herself just losing money at the casino, smeared lipstick, just looking like things are not going well for her post breakup with TJ. Hope her situation improves or isn’t as bad as it looks— she always struck me as one of the least terrible people in the Fishtank Extended Universe.
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I saw an Instagram reel of her losing $100 at the casino like a month ago and it got like 150k likes so it might just be a persona
 
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