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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Marche said:
They like Letty.
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Blackstar said:
CK is being fed the typical bullshit about us being the evil bully site, I don't recall a single instance of anyone posting an interaction with her, be it in this thread or in the sneedchat.
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Dick Cheney Respecter said:
Is it time for a CK thread now?
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Nah she's attention starved and retarded, it'd just fuel her ego. She's really not worth the time she's just a dime a dozen bpd tard.
 
>-Ack! said:
burt is better at fatty's job of making people uncomfortable and creeped out than fatty is, he should replace him IMO
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Yes and the best part is he doesn't annoy the shit out of the audience after an hour, unlike Fatty.
LowlyPheasent said:
Nah she's attention starved and retarded, it'd just fuel her ego. She's really not worth the time she's just a dime a dozen bpd tard.
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BPD bitches post-fishtank always crash out the hardest.
 
If they were to have Burt come back all the time every season like Fatty I could see his charm wearing off pretty fast. I'd love to see him return for a .5 season and maybe see him in a full season as a guest appearance at some point in the future but nothing beyond that in Fishtank really, and if he does make an appearance in a full season I would hope it wouldn't be s4 since I'd like to have some time to miss him before they bring him back. This same thing happened with Tai imo, they used him three times in a row in s1, 2, and bloodgames and as much as I like Tai I was kinda bored with having Tai appear so much in the show and I just wanted to see him do something that's not Fishtank related. Once you are used three times in Fishtank you should be out (not including Frank obviously). I think Fishtank thrives on having new people and personalities on the show.
 
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raisinlove said:
Your avatar is literally the mascot of a reddit coomer darkweb gore/rape footage/zoosadist site, of course you’d find degenerate sexual assault kino lmfao
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Marsey is the avatar of rdrama.net you numpty. I don't even have a wpd account and personally fucking hate carpathianflorist the admin.
 
Blackstar said:
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CK is being fed the typical bullshit about us being the evil bully site, I don't recall a single instance of anyone posting an interaction with her, be it in this thread or in the sneedchat.
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I think I sent her a couple random tweets when I saw her pop up during S3 in the hashtag and said she clean her room and should go live with Cryo, thats about it.
 
Marche said:
I think I sent her a couple random tweets when I saw her pop up during S3 in the hashtag and said she clean her room and should go live with Cryo, thats about it.
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You are worse than Hitler and personally responsible for if she kills herself


In other news Alex is a monkey abuser, having apparently removed their teeth:
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Blackstar said:
You are worse than Hitler and personally responsible for if she kills herself


In other news Alex is a monkey abuser, having apparently removed their teeth:
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Pretty common in monkey owners, I'm assuming it's 'just' the fangs, but it's a fucked up thing and makes it so they pretty much can't even eat hard food, which is obviously like 90% of their diet. No wonder they're always shitting everywhere

Not sure about the laws on it? I can't remember where Alex lives but I imagine it could be considered illegal as it was technically done as a cosmetic thing, but unsure
 
It just dawned on me. A fun challenge in the future might be to have the final four contestants be placed in 4 hastily made shacks in schitty during the winter. Only equipped with a stove, cookware, firewood, basic tools like twine, a swiss army knife, two small jugs of water, and food that must be cooked to be eaten alongside Zipp for hydration. Basically a short mini challenge of 'Are You Smarter Than A Caveman?'.
 
Burt is watching iDubbz documentary on Sam Hyde and he too is falling for Sam's gaslights. He thinks Dani was really Sam's GF lol.

"Why does Sam surround himself with young queer vibe looking guys?"
 
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anliteralidiot said:
And he told us it was all an act...
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He's still acting! He was never fooled by anything in the tank, he was just playing it up for the audience. He was exaggerating his schizo autistic tendencies.

Burt is a true master of the craft, and his Kaufman-esque performance is one for the ages.
 
Burt just revealed that he asked his younger and crazier brother to show up on stream but he thought it was nonsense and would require a "substantial" amount of money to show up.

Mizzy got niggered
 
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