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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
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SpergChud said:
Yeah loobcooch is what it is but i dont remember it being a part of the show. And as far as i remember, he went from a fidgety stuttering sperg to fairly normal. Thats mostly what i meant, plus he actually went through the gauntlet.
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Loobcooch was just as spergy and jittery at the end of the show as he was in the beginning, he was just conditioned to not stim out so much at certain times around Sam. He would still act like a jittery sperg when his guard is down, and he never stopped stuttering at all. This is part of the reason why so many people will say Loobcooch's "arc" was fake as shit and manufactured by the wiggers. Say what you want about Burt not having a character arc until literally the last minute of the show, I agree and thought this was why Mizzy had a more promising story than both Burt and Simbal, but you can't deny Burt had a genuine revelation in that last second when he was alone in the RV after everyone else had left.

Burt had nothing left to do all alone in the RV but think about the past experiences he had went through the past 6 weeks knowing the journey was about to come to an end, specifically the flaws in his character that had been revealed during the show. It may have been late and he might not stick with improving himself in the long run, but it was a genuine moment of reflection on Burt's part that we never saw once from Loobcooch, unless you really want to count TJ's inane ramblings about "art" as anything more than spergery. This gives Burt a huge lead in what Loobcooch did where he faked it till he made it, he was essentially just an empty body that the wiggers used to write a fake success story with because Loobcooch was honestly too stupid to have any real revelations about himself or any motivation to improve. It's been proven that he's still a horny little sperg considering what happened between him and Taylor.

It also helps that after Burt had this serious moment of reflection we had the very spontaneous and poignant imagery of the claustrophobic walls of the RV literally crumbling around Burt and falling apart revealing a grand open desert, the most open space we've ever seen in Fishtank. Literally the perfect ending for Burt.
 
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itogi said:
I cannot comprehend the fact that (1) someone sent this to her on Discord and (2) Binx unironically shared this with everyone on X.
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I get that the internet has a lot of shit holes but my god does Discord just have one of the worst and most cringe disgusting eco system i've ever seen.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Are Binx's simps killing themselves now? There's only one reason why Luke would travel to go to Binx's house in person, I'm sure they realize this unless they are in full denial mode. Pretty shameful of Luke not gonna lie lol
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Luke has standards.
Bass Vendor said:
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Speaking of Sam being gay and fucked by dudes, is it true he was hooking up with a tranny via OKcupid or someshit?
 
So Alex is finally going to start trying to manipulate but outside of the tank eh. Maybe but won't send him money and will be smart enough to not get conned by a junkie.

Ah who am I kidding, Burt is going to get fleeced for everything he has by his baby bro
 
foam rolla said:
Fuck I wish they get over this faggotry of having a character arc. This show is about torturing people in a house for fun. It's not the Hero's Journey.
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Also, didn't see this posted here yet - a couple weeks ago the the fishtank Youtube channel put out a pretty normie-friendly explanation of the show:

"Over 42 days, these elements combine to create a high-stakes psychological and physical test that only the strongest contestants can withstand" sounds a lot better than what I've been telling people. Probably written by ChatGPT but still more coherent than anything Jet could come up with on his own.
 
Great moment from a recent Mizzy stream:

Both Mizzy and Binx complained the S01E04 barely shows Vance's schizo bit after they were told back in the house by production that Vance was the best schizo. It really underscores how shitty that season's edits were and how much was cut out. Mizzy ended up just looking up Vance's schizo bit from a clipper and watching that. She enjoyed it, especially the toilet paper bit.

Morte said:
"Over 42 days, these elements combine to create a high-stakes psychological and physical test the only the strongest contestants can withstand" sounds a lot better than what I've been telling people. Probably written by ChatGPT but still more coherent than anything Jet could come up with on his own.
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They banged it out real quick when Payton punching Frank went viral, I think the voice is AI too. Very little S3 footage unfortunately.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
So Alex is finally going to start trying to manipulate but outside of the tank eh. Maybe but won't send him money and will be smart enough to not get conned by a junkie.

Ah who am I kidding, Burt is going to get fleeced for everything he has by his baby bro
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Jet needs to call Burt every so often and use the Alex voice, and tell Burt he would never ask for money. Cuck Alex, using a fake Alex.
 
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