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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
On the other hand, Sam's taking hundreds of simps money so that the chick can get a $15-30 stuffed animal in the middle of being fucked with. Eventually giving money to an autistic man.

Modern day Robin Hood. He steals from the simps and gives to the spergs.
I noticed that a lot of the plushies are the kinds you can get on Oriental Trading Company's website in bulk for cheap. And if they bought them at Target for retail, they should really consider getting them from Oriental Trading Co. next season, to maximize their profits, and only pay retail for a few of the biggest, most expensive ones.
 
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lmao saw these on twitter
this nigga is really down bad

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"stonified gamer" also known as xthe7deadlysinsx

xxbongzarippaxx on instagram
xthe7deadlysinsx on twitch [archive]
xthe7deadlysinsx on tiktok
@XBongZaRippaX on X/twitter [archive]

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Edit: For the record, I don't think that this x7deadslysinsx account is the same guy. Pfp guy has much lighter eyes that look blue/gray.
 
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That's 100% fake. The letterhead is not like any shrink would use and no one would label an IQ test result as a psych evaluation which is a very different, very specific report.

Hasn't posted in two months.... because he's been in the fishtank.

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I'm not gonna say what race, what people, Doctor...
It was a Jewish doctor.
He's legit apparently
 
He posted a selfie lol. Looks like trailer park wigger Null with a receding hairline. I hope this doesn't affect are friendship.
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That facial hair oh my god lol
how could you think that looks good
just wow

and the purple collared shirt and a gold chain lmao
just incredible
He's a light-skinned Latino. He's probably Mexican, but he could be Cuban like Binx. He's got a classic Mexican face. I've known three or four guys who look almost exactly like him while I was growing up; same hooded eyes, same thin-lipped, wide, curved turtle mouth, same sparse, wispy facial hair that they insist on trying to grow anyway even though it looks like shit. Spaniard skin tone with Indio facial features.
 
edit: here's an archive of Burt's post with the IQ test readout

I looked up the psychologist's NJ license number and he does seem to exist.

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I doubt this psychiatrist is a part of Burt's care anymore, the test was 10 years ago, he was probably just handling a neuropsych evaluation to figure out what was wrong with Burt. Also, IIRC in his first video to X post-tank Burt referred to the current psychiatrist who issues his prescriptions with female pronouns.
 
i'm not really going to watch her content but mizzy has been doing quite well so far as doing content creation shit has been, despite how annoying she was on the show i have to give credit where it's due she knows how to grind
I don't usually watch past Fishtank contestants videos and streams because I usually don't care, Cole I watched his fire side stream during a boring portion of s2, and Shinji I watched his first stream for 5 minutes before turning it off and never watching his stuff again. But I saw that Mizzy was streaming an episode of Fishtank s1 and it caught my interest, it was actually quite a good stream imo and it was interesting seeing someone who went through Fishtank but had never seen an episode beyond episode 1 watch the show. I really enjoyed her reaction to the Simmons situation. it was so intense she had to pop a Zyn.

Incredible. There is a single kind of person who will sweep for an e-girl, every. single. time. it is like this, no exceptions.
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The extremely sad part is that guy is one of probably hundreds of people messaging Binx like this. Binx should do herself a favor and read up on Tay's experience after s2, because I have a feeling she will be dealing with a similar arc. Not that Binx is the type to settle down with one guy, but imagine if her simps found out she had a boyfriend or something.
 
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