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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
It really feels like jet doesn't even watch the show.
He doesn't, he openly admitted it awhile back.
If he ignores both of those wishes, then all he is is a giant baby doing the opposite of what he’s asked for.

I don’t mind Jet having some antagonistic feelings toward the viewers, but I’m not gonna waste my time if Jet can’t keep his baby feelings in check.
Jet hates us more than he enjoys the show. So everyone spamming chat to kick Binx or Payton means they get the win. Have you not noticed how they've been treated even nicer since the Brandon stuff. Meanwhile Mizzy had detractors but they just sent TTS instead of sperging out.

Look how many users here get angry when I bring up the Brandon stuff, now what do you think Jet feels. Of course he'll give the OGs the win, especially because the alternative is working another 4 weeks especially when it might mean a massive fuck you to the "anti egirl" types that seem to make up 90% of MDE fans in 2022.

Plus Binx really hypes the Ball Brothers bit up so she gets to stay.
 
Confusing. Are they kicking out people they don't want to be subjected to what's coming? If Payton and Binx aren't going to be worthy finalists and they see the chat rioting for days about it, maybe they are going to finally dish shit out to make people feel like they earned it with, what, a week and a half left.

Or they're just gonna dish shit out to Kuwan near exclusively. Let's be real.

Guess I'll trust the plan yet again because I am a retard!
Maybe the real joke is that everyone eliminated today will end up spending thanksgiving in a hotel near the airport.
 
And they just gave Burt the "immunity" token.
This is specifically after they stopped Turbo and Fatty telling the other fish why she was eliminated beyond "a mix up with the script", so nobody has heard that the red gem is an elimination token. That's a Binx and Payton final two guaranteed.
 


What does it mean?

Star was not only a sweet old lady she seemed to really enjoy the chaos and the drama that swirled around her. Her and Jobe were funny together guarding their baby last night. She was a good contestant and a good sport, Jet is a dummy for letting her go.

The other negress can leave, she was nontent.

Did you notice most of the nice people got eliminated randomly? They are going to turn it into Hell House for the bad fish.

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Star was not only a sweet old lady she seemed to really enjoy the chaos and the drama that swirled around her. Her and Jobe were funny together guarding their baby last night. She was a good contestant and a good sport, Jet is a dummy for letting her go.

The other negress can leave, she was nontent.
 
This is specifically after they stopped Turbo and Fatty telling the other fish why she was eliminated beyond "a mix up with the script", so nobody has heard that the red gem is an elimination token. That's a Binx and Payton final two guaranteed.
My guess is that it's whatever the wiggers want it to be in the moment. If Burt still has it by elimination time it will be the "immunity gem", if someone steals it from it from him it will magically become the "elimination gem".
 
My guess is that it's whatever the wiggers want it to be in the moment. If Burt still has it by elimination time it will be the "immunity gem", if someone steals it from it from him it will magically become the "elimination gem".
Agreed. There's really no rules to this. They'll just deus ex whatever they feel like.

Interesting that easily the biggest slut (based on in-house activity) in the house, Lily, is still here. Maybe her head is on the block for tonight too.
 
Absolute joke if Payton makes it to the final, I can remember her outright refusing to do stuff in the first few weeks when prompted by Sam. Simps ruin everything.
 
Confusing. Are they kicking out people they don't want to be subjected to what's coming? If Payton and Binx aren't going to be worthy finalists and they see the chat rioting for days about it, maybe they are going to finally dish shit out to make people feel like they earned it with, what, a week and a half left.

Or they're just gonna dish shit out to Kuwan near exclusively. Let's be real.

Guess I'll trust the plan yet again because I am a retard!

Right now it looks really weird and bad to have spent all this time cleaning the house, removing Mizzy, flying in a ton of people, removing Simbal, only then to bail on everything three days in and have everything as it was before with the worst possible contestants left that can win.

Who knows at this point, at least there are less than 10 days left of the show. Unless they remove more people it seems like the only contestants left are the ones who are gross and annoying (Luke not included) so it will be fun to see them fucked with at least? (The old lady and the ex porn girl who looked vacant looking at the cameras seemed non offensive and like they would just roll with anything crazy going on)
 
Absolute joke if Payton makes it to the final, I can remember her outright refusing to do stuff in the first few weeks when prompted by Sam. Simps ruin everything.
The most pathetic thing that Payton refused to do was pretend to be straight for 5 minutes during the "seduce chat" challenge. She went full sjw mode and refused because it's "a betrayal of her true self" or some dumb shit.
 
Also seems like people are forgetting, but binx opened this door in the flat and went inside, which was supposed to be off limits and she should have been eliminated, but they didn't do it. I remember people saying that she was a production plant because they didn't kick her off.
tbf that rule has never really been enforced. Vance and Sylvia left the house to film world peace in season 1. TJ went to the hospital in season 2. Burt went outside with xavier. It seems the wiggers just pick and choose when they want to enforce their rules
 
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