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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Are the contestants allowed to fuck with production? Alyssa is a psycho bitch, but is her pouring water grounds for removal? If she keeps getting away with it the other women are going to start lashing out.
 
john oliver enjoyer said:
Alyssa hassled Jet by pouring a glass of water on his head while he was going down the stairs. It pissed him off so hard that he broke "character" and started yelling "who did it" and then smashed glass and broke stuff
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Zoc Verde said:
Are the contestants allowed to fuck with production? Alyssa is a psycho bitch, but is her pouring water grounds for removal? If she keeps getting away with it the other women are going to start lashing out.
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Trish did it all the time in s2 and always got a pass. It drove me crazy.
 
baws man jack said:
Tap me in G, I got this
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Jobe W for getting 'fired'
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Hi jobe! Cutie :)
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Zoc Verde said:
Are the contestants allowed to fuck with production? Alyssa is a psycho bitch, but is her pouring water grounds for removal? If she keeps getting away with it the other women are going to start lashing out.
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They never really clarified it. After all, these people just came in to Famous House and within three days there were food fights and all their belongings getting wrecked. Alyssa didn't get booted for starting to vandalise the house the first time, so presumably thought it was fair game. They didn't ease in the new fish at all so there's no fear/respect towards production.
This is also considerably funnier content than the inflatable ball, but it's pissed off Jet so he'll probably boot her.
 
Marche said:
I'm gonna be real, what the fuck did Josie actually do? the audio was so bad in S1 that she was basically mute 99% of the times and all I remember is her winning and the "I like plushies" bit
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  • If she was alone, she'd mess around with stuff. If she wasn't she'd typically be where the action was.
    • Mattered a lot during ample S1 downtime
  • Respond/react to every TTS. Almost always verbally when alone. No one else was near as responsive. "Yeah" and "Thanks lettychuds teehee" only go so far.
  • Most confessionals, even without forced ones. Only one to do them every day.
  • Good at challenges.
Yeah she should have been hassled more, the shark attacks were weak, etc. That's not her fault. After 2.5 seasons since, it's clear they were afraid of her being motivated to leave and losing a cash cow, which is probably what's going on with Binx right now, even though Josie wouldn't have left and neither will Binx.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Alex and Fatty helping Binx and Payton's team, pathetic.

Sam shut them down thankfully.
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Please understand, Payton can't cut her hair without her sisters' permission.

edit: Jobe gives everything for the cause.


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Luke hit THE WALL.
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Binx turns into a Viking.
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We got skinhead Jobe with coaching from Fatty. Hell house is back and the world is healing again.
 
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