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But then the wiggers would actually do something that works and is not stupid, thus ruining the premise of the show to completely fuck every season up.
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Tony is now in the ball and they're trying to re-inflate it, despite there being a hole in it. This is terrible. We could have had Alyssa destroying the house instead of this.
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Tap me in G, I got this
Jobe W for getting 'fired'
Jobe W for getting 'fired'
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They all know the show is live. How else could they be getting fish toys and tts. You'd have to be stupid to not know.
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I'm gonna be real, what the fuck did Josie actually do? the audio was so bad in S1 that she was basically mute 99% of the times and all I remember is her winning and the "I like plushies" bit
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Now Tony is going to hotbox in the ball
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How could it be live dude? Think about it, Hulu doesn't do live shows, how are they gonna run ads?
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She said "erm, what the spruce?"
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(A lot happened as I was writing this. Again. At a certain point I got swept up with watching shit transpire so this is less a recap and more finishing something I started.)
Star is such a star. I don't know if this woman even believes what's happening but she is giving it her all for Fatty and Loraine. Fatty is a surprising good actor.
Star: Lily is so divided right now.
Burn her, Star. That was the classiest slut shaming I've ever witnessed and she did it with a smile.
Yes, the fish are crying over bullshit but I'm invested in Fatty and Star right now.
Fatty stopping his train of lies to tell Star she is a star and then diving back into how much he loves Loraine. Once you go black, you never go back.
Fatty: You got this, big guy, you got this!
My easily played ass: Wait, is this real?
Fatty: (a second later, out of confessional) Holy shit, what happened here?!"
Tony: I got trust issues. From my ex.
Lily: But you're out here cheating?
Tony: What?
Lily: What?
Dumb and Dumber: The Rom-Com
Binx: You think she's got herpes?!
Binx and Lily got handcuffed together while Tony was trying to get answers about Lily's lip hump, enabling the two women to full-on gaslight this guy in real time. Holy fucking shit. This was infuriating. They actually questioned his grip on fucking reality, taunted him for asking other people if she had herpes, and then when asked to point it out (Binx: "Are they in the room with us?") Tony fumbled and pointed to the wrong side of Lily's mouth (the right, bump is on the left) and the girls laughed, stating he was pointing out a birthmark.
Tony, mi mano papacita, you have better taste. Her name is Star. You have absolutely no chance but it will be better for you as a man to die trying to win the love of a woman who doesn't see you as trash rather than crumble under the feet of women using you as a plaything.
This is why simping kills, fellas.
(I'm not a hypocrite. Luke stocks are just high right now, okay? I'm denying your reality! BELIEVE ME!)
Binx, the Green Goblin costume reject bin looking, 30-something Armored Titan kissing, crocodile tear crying, wannabe e-thotting hag: Did he come in here asking if you have herpes? What a crazy psychopath. (Laughs)
Yeah, no, it's over.
I generally give people the benefit of the doubt until the end, or at the very least I try not to completely turn my back to a contestant even from the perspective of going heel as Binx had been doing, but this shit is vile. I think her real personality is really starting to shine through now and I loathe what I see. Don't know why fucking around with a fuckboy is this triggering but here we are.
Tony is an absolute idiot asking for loyalty when he's cheating and he hasn't even known Lily for a week, also expecting any woman winning to shove her tongue down his throat on the day of meeting not to do that with other people in her vicinity.
Binx got her bag thrown into the yard. She said, "Oh, not the socks," and wandered off. Clearly upset about all of this.
Massive W for Shelby Turbo Octobabe who advised the fish to read their motherfucking contracts after they demanded getting them seen post-Sharkbait and to take that shit seriously in the future. The W is diminished by the fact that she likely knows all of this because of her pornography career. Even if she's smarter than some in the business, that knowledge could have come from a horrible prior experience and the fact that she's doing porn at all is a bit miserable. She seems nice. Wishing her the best despite it all.
Reminds me a bit of Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls (if everything went horribly wrong, or they ran with that cancelled PPG TV series). It might just be the fact she's always carrying around an octopus plushie though.
I've never seen a man more miserable to be in the presence of four lesbians. Harem rejected.
Luke: Nick Kurr, thank you for the rose!
Pretty sure I took this and then left Confessional because they were all being dull bitches whining about something stupid. It's been a few hours at this point, give me some mercy. Left in for the contrast between monster types.
Sam: You fuck uppa muh show?
Kawan: I no fucka uppa da show!
Sam: Okay, you a-go.
Kawan: Thanka you, [Persian accented saar here].
Sam: You fuck uppa muh secret of the show?
Armored Titan: 理解できない
Sam: You fuck uppa da ogre?
Armored Titan: (Nervous laughter)
Lily said that Binxs told her she never had a boyfriend, and never had a girlfriend. I'm sure there are several posts highlighting the death of the Binx Knights, it's been a rough evening. I'm sure there's also been several posts arguing over whether production fucked up or were gas lighting us all. It's literally been so long since I've started this fucking post, I don't think you or I care anymore.
Circa 2024, colorized: Samithius Hydeenus in his natural habit, post-nose cleansing ritual, confesses to understanding the feminine wiles of the T-Binx upon first meeting with a victim of the vicious carnivore (often mistaken for a plant lover due to its diet whilst in public spaces). A microsecond of simp, as it is called in uneducated circles. The remarkable specimen then recounted how his instinctual sense of self-preservation offered him what humans might describe as a premonition: his body on the floor, claw marks resembling his own clipped shavings etched into the skin around his wrist, blood pooling beneath him.
The Samithius remarkably lived to see another day.
You already know what happened. I haven't refreshed and gone through this thread in hours but you know exactly what fucking happened in this room.
Borderlands 4. That is all.
Burt-splained a bunch of shit, claiming the audience hates him and is bullying him (welcome to the Fishtank!) because of things he hasn't done, like being deceitful and agreeing with pedophilia.
He eventually noted that he did not believe children should be involved with drag (yay) but ended his thought with "you do you" (nay). Good on him for seeing the weirdness of it when a bunch of none non-schizoaffective, autistic, heavily medicated folks couldn't.
He proceeded to continue going through his whine talk whilst being showered with gifts. He's back but I'm not with him. Level-headed (for him) Burt is annoyingly adept at spouting every woke talking point under the sun which is a lot like (sighs) lecturing. It's not funny Burt nor is it interesting and I'm sick of the loop, but I now understand how anti-Burt fans felt about his loops prior to FH2.
As I write this, Burt is telling the Den how people beg him to piss on him. Then he started dry-humping the ball with Bink in it. His shirt is off.
I liked him better when he was foaming at the mouth about male-centric advertisers, I gotta be honest. I can't pin-point exactly what feels off about Burt during this leg of the show, because he was great before the whole Brandon thing happened, but something feels... different. I'll think it over.
Luke beat the fuck out of Kawan in a boxing match that Kawan demanded (for some reason, didn't catch why). I don't box nor am I familiar with the sport but Luke certainly looked cool during the match. Kawan was a flailing faggot.
Kawan acted like a bitch after losing more embarrassingly than Burt getting thrown to the floor due to his posturing, and Luke acted quite graciously despite the bloody nose.
Kawan: "But he wah wah'd the back of my head with his gloved fist after I spun around like a retard trying to look cool because I'm a streetfighter, this isn't fair!"
He then went to the kitchen to but saar whoever would listen to him blab and cope about it. Kawan stocks dropped, insufferable egotist form revealed. Yes, all Jeets. Even the quasis.
Back to the present...
Kevin: "This is obnoxious."
That about sums it up. Not even Jobay can save us now. Production is spiraling through TTS. I haven't felt like production had given up until this exact moment, with a deflating ball and Burt unleashed with diminished returns, and Jobe unceremoniously returned to us in his shark suit.
I'm cool with lows and highs and ebbs and flows, and I think I've been entertained for a large majority of my time watching today. I abandoned recapping to watch misguided chaos unfold and got to see a boxing match live which I genuinely enjoyed, but I can feel production not giving a shit right now and that is when it truly is over: when they allow it to be.
Even as things with Brandon crashed and burned, even as they fucked up with Binx and Lily, I was invested because it felt like production was still trying to salvage something. They always got the fuck back up.
This?
Agony. This is the slump. But for a live production, I personally believe they're allowed one or two. And this feels like their first for me (possibly because I'm actually watching through it for once). Hoping they find their footing tomorrow and get back on that horse. Believe in what you've achieved, wiggers. You're so close to the goddamned finish line.
In conclusion:
Star is such a star. I don't know if this woman even believes what's happening but she is giving it her all for Fatty and Loraine. Fatty is a surprising good actor.
Star: Lily is so divided right now.
Burn her, Star. That was the classiest slut shaming I've ever witnessed and she did it with a smile.
Yes, the fish are crying over bullshit but I'm invested in Fatty and Star right now.
Fatty stopping his train of lies to tell Star she is a star and then diving back into how much he loves Loraine. Once you go black, you never go back.
Fatty: You got this, big guy, you got this!
My easily played ass: Wait, is this real?
Fatty: (a second later, out of confessional) Holy shit, what happened here?!"
Tony: I got trust issues. From my ex.
Lily: But you're out here cheating?
Tony: What?
Lily: What?
Dumb and Dumber: The Rom-Com
Binx: You think she's got herpes?!
Binx and Lily got handcuffed together while Tony was trying to get answers about Lily's lip hump, enabling the two women to full-on gaslight this guy in real time. Holy fucking shit. This was infuriating. They actually questioned his grip on fucking reality, taunted him for asking other people if she had herpes, and then when asked to point it out (Binx: "Are they in the room with us?") Tony fumbled and pointed to the wrong side of Lily's mouth (the right, bump is on the left) and the girls laughed, stating he was pointing out a birthmark.
Tony, mi mano papacita, you have better taste. Her name is Star. You have absolutely no chance but it will be better for you as a man to die trying to win the love of a woman who doesn't see you as trash rather than crumble under the feet of women using you as a plaything.
This is why simping kills, fellas.
(I'm not a hypocrite. Luke stocks are just high right now, okay? I'm denying your reality! BELIEVE ME!)
Binx, the Green Goblin costume reject bin looking, 30-something Armored Titan kissing, crocodile tear crying, wannabe e-thotting hag: Did he come in here asking if you have herpes? What a crazy psychopath. (Laughs)
Yeah, no, it's over.
I generally give people the benefit of the doubt until the end, or at the very least I try not to completely turn my back to a contestant even from the perspective of going heel as Binx had been doing, but this shit is vile. I think her real personality is really starting to shine through now and I loathe what I see. Don't know why fucking around with a fuckboy is this triggering but here we are.
Tony is an absolute idiot asking for loyalty when he's cheating and he hasn't even known Lily for a week, also expecting any woman winning to shove her tongue down his throat on the day of meeting not to do that with other people in her vicinity.
Binx got her bag thrown into the yard. She said, "Oh, not the socks," and wandered off. Clearly upset about all of this.
Massive W for Shelby Turbo Octobabe who advised the fish to read their motherfucking contracts after they demanded getting them seen post-Sharkbait and to take that shit seriously in the future. The W is diminished by the fact that she likely knows all of this because of her pornography career. Even if she's smarter than some in the business, that knowledge could have come from a horrible prior experience and the fact that she's doing porn at all is a bit miserable. She seems nice. Wishing her the best despite it all.
Reminds me a bit of Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls (if everything went horribly wrong, or they ran with that cancelled PPG TV series). It might just be the fact she's always carrying around an octopus plushie though.
I've never seen a man more miserable to be in the presence of four lesbians. Harem rejected.
Luke: Nick Kurr, thank you for the rose!
Pretty sure I took this and then left Confessional because they were all being dull bitches whining about something stupid. It's been a few hours at this point, give me some mercy. Left in for the contrast between monster types.
Sam: You fuck uppa muh show?
Kawan: I no fucka uppa da show!
Sam: Okay, you a-go.
Kawan: Thanka you, [Persian accented saar here].
Sam: You fuck uppa muh secret of the show?
Armored Titan: 理解できない
Sam: You fuck uppa da ogre?
Armored Titan: (Nervous laughter)
Lily said that Binxs told her she never had a boyfriend, and never had a girlfriend. I'm sure there are several posts highlighting the death of the Binx Knights, it's been a rough evening. I'm sure there's also been several posts arguing over whether production fucked up or were gas lighting us all. It's literally been so long since I've started this fucking post, I don't think you or I care anymore.
Circa 2024, colorized: Samithius Hydeenus in his natural habit, post-nose cleansing ritual, confesses to understanding the feminine wiles of the T-Binx upon first meeting with a victim of the vicious carnivore (often mistaken for a plant lover due to its diet whilst in public spaces). A microsecond of simp, as it is called in uneducated circles. The remarkable specimen then recounted how his instinctual sense of self-preservation offered him what humans might describe as a premonition: his body on the floor, claw marks resembling his own clipped shavings etched into the skin around his wrist, blood pooling beneath him.
The Samithius remarkably lived to see another day.
You already know what happened. I haven't refreshed and gone through this thread in hours but you know exactly what fucking happened in this room.
Borderlands 4. That is all.
Burt-splained a bunch of shit, claiming the audience hates him and is bullying him (welcome to the Fishtank!) because of things he hasn't done, like being deceitful and agreeing with pedophilia.
He eventually noted that he did not believe children should be involved with drag (yay) but ended his thought with "you do you" (nay). Good on him for seeing the weirdness of it when a bunch of none non-schizoaffective, autistic, heavily medicated folks couldn't.
He proceeded to continue going through his whine talk whilst being showered with gifts. He's back but I'm not with him. Level-headed (for him) Burt is annoyingly adept at spouting every woke talking point under the sun which is a lot like (sighs) lecturing. It's not funny Burt nor is it interesting and I'm sick of the loop, but I now understand how anti-Burt fans felt about his loops prior to FH2.
As I write this, Burt is telling the Den how people beg him to piss on him. Then he started dry-humping the ball with Bink in it. His shirt is off.
I liked him better when he was foaming at the mouth about male-centric advertisers, I gotta be honest. I can't pin-point exactly what feels off about Burt during this leg of the show, because he was great before the whole Brandon thing happened, but something feels... different. I'll think it over.
Luke beat the fuck out of Kawan in a boxing match that Kawan demanded (for some reason, didn't catch why). I don't box nor am I familiar with the sport but Luke certainly looked cool during the match. Kawan was a flailing faggot.
Kawan acted like a bitch after losing more embarrassingly than Burt getting thrown to the floor due to his posturing, and Luke acted quite graciously despite the bloody nose.
Kawan: "But he wah wah'd the back of my head with his gloved fist after I spun around like a retard trying to look cool because I'm a streetfighter, this isn't fair!"
He then went to the kitchen to but saar whoever would listen to him blab and cope about it. Kawan stocks dropped, insufferable egotist form revealed. Yes, all Jeets. Even the quasis.
Back to the present...
Kevin: "This is obnoxious."
That about sums it up. Not even Jobay can save us now. Production is spiraling through TTS. I haven't felt like production had given up until this exact moment, with a deflating ball and Burt unleashed with diminished returns, and Jobe unceremoniously returned to us in his shark suit.
I'm cool with lows and highs and ebbs and flows, and I think I've been entertained for a large majority of my time watching today. I abandoned recapping to watch misguided chaos unfold and got to see a boxing match live which I genuinely enjoyed, but I can feel production not giving a shit right now and that is when it truly is over: when they allow it to be.
Even as things with Brandon crashed and burned, even as they fucked up with Binx and Lily, I was invested because it felt like production was still trying to salvage something. They always got the fuck back up.
This?
Agony. This is the slump. But for a live production, I personally believe they're allowed one or two. And this feels like their first for me (possibly because I'm actually watching through it for once). Hoping they find their footing tomorrow and get back on that horse. Believe in what you've achieved, wiggers. You're so close to the goddamned finish line.
In conclusion:
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jobe drinking tequila from the bottle lol, and director cam has been focused on him for a minute because he's the most interesting thing in the room
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He was going to but he doesn't have a lighter. It really feels like they're Hassling the audience.
Kevin in the confessional "What the hell is all this? Honestly. Everyone's annoying. I'm not sure I care any more."
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Famous House 1.0 had hateable people, but not to the point of wanting them to suffer with no actual long term payoff or purpose. The fun was watching them get fucked with in subtle ways. Hell even Simbal, a guy everyone hated and who embodied every Indian stereotype, was fun to hate. The new cast all feel the same, and it’s not even fun to hate them. If you’ve reached a point where the audience is saying, “I literally do not care about the show or the outcome, I just want everyone here to suffer no matter the cost,” odds are your new cast isn’t very good. As Sam would put it, they’re aids.
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john oliver enjoyer
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Ooh eeh ooh ah ah
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Wild Randy can save this thing. Wild Randy inbound, leave.
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The show has been slumped hard since Mizzy was kicked off. It's had good and promising moments since but most of those are soured by leading to shit like this.
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The show is interesting until it ain't interestin' no more
Just Some Other Guy
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Kevin, Jobe, and Luke chilling and chatting. Not giving a fuck. Im going to follow their lead and check out.