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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Kawan claims its a bitch move to use a mouth piece and not a bitch move to throw elbows and spinning backfists.. also says he doesnt box he street fights which is why he turns his back and runs from the punches lmao
 
Luke the mogger of all browns now takes aim at new-Simbal

Kuwam: "I don't box I streetfight" after getting manhandled by Luke and throwing an elbow

Now, after further manhandling "I'm good on this I don't even care" lmao the Shah of Iran has spoken
 
Kawan kept trying to wriggle out of it, insisting "I didn't even want to do that this much" and "This is bulshit". Complete Luke W, especially because Luke is being a good sport and praising Kawan for actually going through with it.
 
TOTAL. LUKE. VICTORY.
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Godmode said:
It was a huge fucking mistake pulling him at the season's start.
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Mistakes were made this season. However bringing Luke on (both times) was not. The fact Luke was willing to come back a 2nd time after being completely fucked the first time shows he has more integrity than the wiggers themselves. They better keep him literally forever. They don't deserve him.
 
The full fight. Luke's got some real fire. Kawan calls Luke a white boy right before the second round. What typical brown behavior.

 
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ElseWorld712 said:
Okay so Luke literally it the strongest Fish Tank competitor ever. Level of charisma off the charts.
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Luke had a nose bleed and went to clean up, so got chatting with Binx. She asked if he was ok and he laughed it off, explaining rough housing is how men bond and that his brother "hits like a semi truck", while being modest about his fighting abilities. I think if Sam ever actually wanted a protégé, he found one.
 
Luke had some amazing punches and was spacing out K.Wan with his jabs. He is too nice of a guy and let Kawan wander off and turn his back over and over. Kawan was going to quit either way because he was just standing around with his gloves down.

Making the girls watch was kino. Show the longhouse some scary masculine energy for once, and it shut them the fuck up. Also having Luke maul Kawan and be chipper was perfect. You can yap all you want but this is how the boys settle things.
 
#lurker said:
If Burt wins it will be funny, he'll piss away the 50k like the schizo he is, and all will be the same in the world. If Binx or Payton win, that 50k is going to some truly horrid creatures.
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Binx is a total e-whore using Sam to level-up. If she wins her cyber-grifting will know no bounds.
 
AssignedEva said:
Luke had a nose bleed and went to clean up, so got chatting with Binx. She asked if he was ok and he laughed it off, explaining rough housing is how men bond and that his brother "hits like a semi truck", while being modest about his fighting abilities. I think if Sam ever actually wanted a protégé, he found one.
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Luke is a fully formed aryan blonde beast. If anything, Sam can be his protege
 
Binx just got another plushie (and some roses). Pretty sure that's the 4th one she's gotten today, or ~$1200 in tokens. Total is 57 she just said. Yeah they're not kicking her without a smoking gun lol.
 
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