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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    774
Have any of these people caught on yet they're basically NPCs and Luke, Binx, Payton, and Burt are the only ones getting any attention?
Payton has been a non-entity this whole time, she has done nothing so she gets no attention at all, that being said, the Persian guy did accuse Payton of being an "inside man"
 
I was wondering why the directors cam was on the ladies while they did their makeup. Me thinks Jobe was watching to identify who's makeup was who's. Fatty whining about losing his clothes was better funnier and I couldn't figure out why they wouldn't show that instead of the slampigs.
 
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The girls are discovering their makeup, although I don't think they've twigged it's all been in the toilet (although Jobe left some blush in the toilet). Burt's TRT needles are also apparently fucked up or missing.
 
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Payton has been a non-entity this whole time, she has done nothing so she gets no attention at all, that being said, the Persian guy did accuse Payton of being an "inside man"
She doesn't do anything but she still gets tts directed at her all the time when none of the new people do. That in itself should be a massive red flag for the retards.
 
What exactly did Stinx tell the china girl about, and does anyone have the clip? People keep saying she was spilling production secrets like Simbal being a plant, and mentioned "Sam Hyde". But I still haven't seen it posted anywhere. I listened to the entire enhanced audio, and didn't hear anything like that. I also didn't hear any moaning or sex noises like people have claimed. They were literally just talking the entire time. I'm starting to think this whole thing is a failed gayop by the fans to get her kicked.
 


Alyssa grabs a knife, hides it behind her back when confronted, points it at Vance and then gives it up...

Nuts.
 
What exactly did Stinx tell the china girl about, and does anyone have the clip? People keep saying she was spilling production secrets like Simbal being a plant, and mentioned "Sam Hyde". But I still haven't seen it posted anywhere. I listened to the entire enhanced audio, and didn't hear anything like that. I also didn't hear any moaning or sex noises like people have claimed. They were literally just talking the entire time. I'm starting to think this whole thing is a failed gayop by the fans to get her kicked.
I would also like to know. I tried listening to the enhanced audio on max but could not hear shit.
 
The thing with the fishtank format is that nontent is the pie crust that the filling is contained by. The most legendary content packed days in fishtank history still undoubtedly had like two hours of nontent, usually in one section of the day.

When you're watching live, no matter how good a day is, there's gonna be an hour of nothing and sitting through an hour of dog shit is gonna sour anyone's mood a little. It's hard to maintain perspective until you read the recap or something.

I'm not shitting on the show, it's just a reality of 24/7 Livestreaming. In the moment there are some motherfucking boring ass chunks of time.
I've never really had an issue with there being a bit of downtime not everything is going to be super interesting in a 24/7 show. It only becomes an issue when like in season 1 and part of 2 entire days would just be waiting for Sam to show up and almost nothing else would happen in the house like during season 1's camping segment. The people who are saying season 3 has an issue with nontent clearly must not have watched the earlier seasons.
 
Watching Alyssa look for more weapons in the kitchen was the scariest shit to happen since the Jeff Death Scare. Truly a psycho bitch. She cut the power to the FAMOUS HOUSE sign with some scissors she found.

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