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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
I haven't been watching for like the past 10 hours, but I really wish they brought on Jeff instead of Fatty and brought on Fatty later.

Just sit down Jeff at the kitchen island, give him a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of liquor and wait for the screaming to start. He's far more annoying than Fatty by a mile.
 
I haven't been watching for like the past 10 hours, but I really wish they brought on Jeff instead of Fatty and brought on Fatty later.

Just sit down Jeff at the kitchen island, give him a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of liquor and wait for the screaming to start. He's far more annoying than Fatty by a mile.
This is what I want, and if they could get Jeff's shelter droogs to tag along with him... just think about that shit
 
Jet's gotta finance his SpaceX boosters somehow. That said, I have no doubt they'll rugpull these bitches at some point. Most of them will not survive Frank, any that are left will be put through hell to win. Not that it make what they did right, but at least they'll be degraded before the world permanently in order to get dat bag.
I don't even give a shit about all the other new fish, I want to see them go through hell too don't get me wrong, but I primarily want to see Binx and Payton get what they deserve and be made to earn their place in the top 3. These new people are just distractions from the real targets.
 
At this point, I think the wiggers should just send Burt home. He's endured enough. He's not a well, healthy human being, and he's not strongwilled or mature enough to quit. I think production should just take responsibility and let Burt leave with what dignity he has left. There's nothing shameful about third place. He did well. He did a good job and made it far. He was entertaining and engaging to watch, but enough is enough.
Luke returned as a plant and he's been doing great. The pedo was brought in to stir drama and the OGs defended him, even Burt. Burt has become a literal burdensome bundle of sticks and if you'd watched him over the last week you'd understand why people are sick of him. He has no short term memory, he doesn't even remember that Frank was here a week ago. He's out of it.
Yeah it has become more and more obvious over time that Burt doesn't just have schizoaffective disorder but seriously can't remember anything and can't tell what is going on. They should boot him for his own good and probably should've done it quite a while ago.
 
Yeah, nothing much is happening, everything that seemed like it had potential ended up being a nothing burger, the boys just playfully teased some of the girls, fatty is not doing much just hanging out, the hot dog eating contest was very quick and only 3 dogs.
The most entertaining thing was watching burt get his shit fucked in the boxing match.
 
Kevin seems very out of his depth. I kinda feel bad for him, this is not at all an environment he belongs in. It reminds me of homeschool kids going to college, being surrounded by partying, and getting super uncomfortable.
Don't feel bad for someone who doesn't stand up for their morals.
He left Luke hanging and feigned ignorance when Luke was arguing against the Diddler's deeds.
 
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