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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
AssignedEva said:
I actually have started to like her, because she's being so ridiculous. It's hard to tell if she's doing a bit or if this is genuinely her personality, but explaining to the boys that she was crying because she didn't have any bottled water and she hoped crying would get production to bring her bottled water was really funny. I think that's why Sam's willing to buy her caviar, because he knows she's making entertaining television.
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i think breezy is one of these women that love and obsess over reality tv-shows and she knows that being the heel/villain/annoying bitch is better than getting no screen time at all. if i'm right about that then she'll be a huge boost to the show in the last 2 weeks

i'd rather any single one of the newfish win the 50k and title of s3 winner than the final 3. they can pull something fun and entertaining out of this, but i really don't envy production at this point with what they have to work with
 
Burt and Payton are done, Sam in confessional was trying to salvage Binx and straight up told her Payton was no longer her competition. Burt wasn't even brought up. Sam's telling her that she's going to have to step up and stand out to get his money. I hope he holds to that, and that she doesn't. Payton is 19, I still consider her a groomed child at this point. Burt is literally mentally deficient. Binx is an adult, and I hate her for this Brandon shit.
 
dramamine said:
i think breezy is one of these women that love and obsess over reality tv-shows and she knows that being the heel/villain/annoying bitch is better than getting no screen time at all
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100%
there's no way asking for crab legs and caviar is just serious or whatever, it's way too over the top
 
Polyboros2 said:
Burt and Payton are done, Sam in confessional was trying to salvage Binx and straight up told her Payton was no longer her competition. Burt wasn't even brought up. Sam's telling her that she's going to have to step up and stand out to get his money. I hope he holds to that, and that she doesn't. Payton is 19, I still consider her a groomed child at this point. Burt is literally mentally deficient. Binx is an adult, and I hate her for this Brandon shit.
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Sam brought up Burt, He said "Burt's broken and we're not giving him any money."

I didn't get a screenshot but Mizzy is apparently sending TTS right now snitching out the girls to Da Boyz :story:
 
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iv forgiven burt, hes too retarded and funny to hold accountable and doesnt know the details. binx and payton can leave. burt luke or both deserve the win
 
goh said:
If that was stated explicitly, I suppose it's fair. I haven't been able to keep up with the show because I was busy PLing.


SCAT CLEARANCE: GRANTED.
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It's Fish Tank so the rules are never 100% clear. But an ironclad rule has always been that Fish who walk or are eliminated are ineligible for the grand prize. If they stay on, they become freeloaders. The situation is muddied because yes, he did say before Famous House 2.0 that it was possible (sub 1% chance) for a Newfish to win the grand prize. Personally, I took this as a gaslight and assumed that Newfish are basically freeloaders. They get a day rate (multiple Newfish have talked about this) and are eligible for small prizes. Luke is, canonically, a Newfish, so basically a freeloader. He was eliminated in week one.

I could be wrong. Maybe they did consider a Newfish winning the grand prize as a viable outcome. Or maybe they originally didn't plan on this but last night caused them to rethink it. I still think it's unfair for a Newfish to get the prize and doubt they will let that happen but who knows.
 
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TardTech said:
Thats fucked. Theyre all pedo supporting fags other than luke. I think you only like them more than the old cast just because theyre new
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it is fucked, but its because the final 3 are fucked.
i dont even really like any of the newfish, but the OGs already cemented their place in being completely irredeemable by supporting a pedofag.
payton is the worst of them all because she KNEW sam already and still was on brandon's side after being shown proof, even went out of her way to snitch that production was trying to turn people against him
binx is a fucking e-girl discord retard, not even in a fun way. the gorlock thing was her only high point, she's all pander and no punch
burt is a schizophrenic mess and everyone has given up hope for him. and he wanted to fuck the pedo

so yeah, fuck the final 3. i'd rather give the grand prize to the 60 year old black lady over any of them.
 
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