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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
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I don't think I'll ever like Binx again but hopefully she does something funny at the very least. Excited to see what the boys get up to. Interesting to see how giving women the ability to vote is what turned fishtank into The Longhouse.
 
someone found brandon's reddit account. he's deleted it within the past hour, but there's an archive from the 23rd.
in between shilling his shitty drag costumes, it seems all he does is lust after photos of strangers' cocks. he claims to have dated dead lolcow and brother of backstreet boy nick, aaron carter.
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archive doesn't seem to show the dates, but when I saw this live, it said these comments were made on the 22nd, right before he came on the show:
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I went from really not liking breezy to REALLY NOT FUCKING LIKING BREEZY. Sam needs to make her suffer.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
The second Sam saw the Brandon child groomer shit he was livid and wanted to physically remove him from the house. His anger almost ruined his ability to stay in G mode. The idea that it was all part of some plan by Jet and Ben is delusional and also giving the wiggers far too much credit.
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Or, maybe Sam was mad the guy he brought in to embarrass and expose as a pedophile was unconditionally supported by the entire house minus Lukewaffen. You think they also didnt know about charleston whites convictions before bringing him on? You could be correct, but to pretend that bringing someone terrible onto the public embarrassment show is against Sams ethics is just retarded.
 
#lurker said:
Oh I'm sure the fact that Breezy and Brandon were friends was all part of the ruse too? You watch this show knowing how incompetent the wiggers are and how last minute this idea was, and you think they scoured their socials and knowingly let on a groomer and two friends just for laughs?
Retard alert.
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The running gag for the past 4 weeks is that the main protagonist of the show is a literal schizo niggerfaggot who openly talks about rape and other fantasies.
Yet when Brandon comes in with his anodyne controversial backstory and the producers go apeshit on him you think it's genuine? Who's the fucking retard here?
Sam fucked with Brandon because he is a contemptible human begin and deserves it, but nothing you saw last night was genuine. It was all planned. Including Luke berating him in the confessional. Retard alert, indeed.
 
This whole turn of events is definitely ruining the show for some people. I have one friend who is borderline about to stop watching entirely. But if this becomes a Sam-backed live-streamed dismemberment of the longhouse I'm actually kind of here for it.
 
Thought precriminal said:
The running gag for the past 4 weeks is that the main protagonist of the show is a literal schizo niggerfaggot who openly talks about rape and other fantasies.
Yet when Brandon comes in with his anodyne controversial backstory and the producers go apeshit on him you think it's genuine? Who's the fucking retard here?
Sam fucked with Brandon because he is a contemptible human begin and deserves it, but nothing you saw last night was genuine. It was all planned. Including Luke berating him in the confessional. Retard alert, indeed.
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I agree that it very well could have been planned, but it doesn't make a difference if it's planned or they really didn't know. The result is still the same.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
Let them cook. Each time I've felt like the story is over, something has happened.
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Somebody post the picture!
goh said:
The only possible outcome in my mind is Hell House turned up to 11 to kill off the fish. Luke winning is the ideal, but they'd have to break one of the few rules of the show to do it.
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Luke winning isn't breaking the rules, they told the fish that these people who are being brought on for two weeks are able to win the 50k. They're just another huddle like the cell or any other challenge they've had for the first four weeks.
ElseWorld712 said:
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And somebody posted it :story:
 
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