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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
sam is fucking HEATED
gianna "this isnt what i was looking for"
sam "WHAT KIND OF SAFE SPACE WERE YOU LOOKING FOR?"
he's still pissed about the pedo shit even though i dont think gianna really defended it (i dont remember)
 
BullfrogBill said:
Reality shows have shake ups that happen from special circumstances all the time, this season of Fishtank can do the same. It's time to get rid of the og Fish and have a different kind of ending.
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It's true that the audience has turned on the fish, but I'm trying to think long term here. If you remove one of the few rules on the show, that being "Stay inside and endure," and instead decide "Actually, it's whoever doesn't piss off the audience and/or production," that sets a bad precedent. Alex B's landwhales almost ruined the show over false allegations, one of which was withheld pay. What happens if they rescind the grand prize because they don't like the contestants they picked?

That's why I think the best option is hell house. It prevents a white elephant situation. Even if one of the OGs win, we can at least see the pedo apologists covered in vomit with shaved heads. If they can't take it, hand it off to a freeloader who endures.

I don't even like hell house, but screw it at this point. At least the fish will learn nobody likes troonshit.
 
goh said:
If you remove one of the few rules on the show, that being "Stay inside and endure," and instead decide "Actually, it's whoever doesn't piss off the audience and/or production," that sets a bad precedent.
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From my perspective they already did this when they kicked Mizzy, so I don't give a shit. The bridge has already been crossed.

goh said:
That's why I think the best option is hell house. It prevents a white elephant situation. Even if one of the OGs win, we can at least see the pedo apologists covered in vomit with shaved heads. If they can't take it, hand it off to a freeloader who endures.
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This I agree with, It's time to make Binx and Payton suffer the Letty/Mizzy treatment.
 
Was off for the weekend innawoods, i'm back about 20 page ( out of 120 this morning, jesus christ)

From rapid perusing Luke is king, and everyone else is fucking gay and retarded ( maybe the mormon dude is fine, i dunno)

dvorak said:
I find it very funny that I checked in on this thread a week ago and everyone was posting incessantly how great the content for this season was, only to check in a week later and find everyone bitching that it's all gone to shit. Quite the rollercoaster of emotions.
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I mean the show is amazing, but we are in the ''i hope all those fuckign faggots get what they deserve'' pĥase and some people dislike the anxiety. It's kinda like the election, you don't want to have the faggots win but there is a possibility of 3am mail in ballots
 
Fishmalk Observer said:
Was off for the weekend innawoods, i'm back about 20 page ( out of 120 this morning, jesus christ)

From rapid perusing Luke is king, and everyone else is fucking gay and retarded ( maybe the mormon dude is fine, i dunno)


I mean the show is amazing, but we are in the ''i hope all those fuckign faggots get what they deserve'' pĥase and some people dislike the anxiety. It's kinda like the election, you don't want to have the faggots win but there is a possibility of 3am mail in ballots
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Yeah I mean I'm enjoying this content very much. Show is great.
 
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Sam ordered all the boys to join him in the penthouse, then paused and added "except Burt". Sam is now telling the men to be misogynistic, and if they let women walk all over them Sam will say "bye fag" and kick them out. He's also decided that there will be no more voting after the next all female elimination, as it was making the men act too nice as the women had the power, and he wants the boys to run the house.
 
The Boyz are back in town

Stinx gets grilled by G
 
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Immediately after their misogyny pep talk from Sam, the boys discovered Breezy crying in the kitchen. She was crying because there was no more mineral water and she didn't want to drink tap water. The boys do not comfort her and instead mocked her for being an idiot. Luke then put Binkx's sonic painting in the sink, ruining it. The boys are also planning to stockpile food and retreat to the penthouse.
Sam has now told the boys to work out in the yard, and has asked Burt to personal train them.
 
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breezy is crying and sams trying to gas her up
when she first came in she was like
"youre not gonna just yell at me right?"
"i just dont feel supported"
"they think a lot of other people are duds. you have star power, what do you need to feel supported?"
shes fucking crying lol

This is what she wants: core water, creme freche, crab legs and caviar.
lmfao
 
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