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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 63 7.9%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 181 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    800
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All Sam got from her was an "I heard of her" when he showed the child, Lactatia. I hope she enjoys whatever opportunities she gets in the modeling world where gay men will view her as nothing but a clothing rack and demand more and more from her (her looks, her youth, her happiness), much like every other person in her life it seems, encouraging her to shrivel up until she's nothing but a twig strutting down the runway, a husk of a human being with a ribcage full of secrets she will take to her grave, thousands of victims in her wake who will live through the exact horrors she did.

We love a cycle.

But Burt's too much, guys. WAAAAAY too much.

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Lad time. He finds the drama "interesting" and feels like it came out of nowhere. He wants to know if he's got the context correct and all sides of the story (absolutely valid, become knowledgeable before making decisions). Sam leaned over to show context and he immediately stated he was against that. God bless, Kevin. We might have one more soldier for this long battle.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
Immediately after this Payton went to the pedophile to tell him what production told her. She was incredibly defensive and parroted his own talking points back to him to demonstrate that she's NOT a bigot.
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I'd call Payton a disappointment but she's shown zero potential and been a complete nothing all game so this is pretty par for the course.

Ironic that Payton being ok with pedo groomer shit is what sank her when her entire fanbase was built on her being reverse jailbait.
 
Nigger Faggotson said:
I'm with you, though I want that for all four of the remaining contestants. They're all terrible people undeserving of victory. I hope they all get eliminated and the actual winner is one of the new people.
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Called it.

Love the current poll btw. I don't think Mizzy would have stood for this, nor would she bitch out on a mission to mess with someone. Her family seem thoroughly conservative and based.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
I'd call Payton a disappointment but she's shown zero potential and been a complete nothing all game so this is pretty par for the course.

Ironic that Payton being ok with pedo groomer shit is what sank her when her entire fanbase was built on her being reverse jailbait.
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I was hoping payton would turn out to be good. She was the normiest of the cast and I wanted to see how she'd adapt to the hell of fishtank but shes a complete flop and a pedo defender.
 
New Poll. It's settled. No reason now for Production to help or pass along the OGs through to the end.

 
#lurker said:
Star says drag costumes for kids "is just a business"
I wonder if she would think the same way if Brandon was designing KKK outfits.
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I wonder if she would say the same if the children or teenagers she taught showed up to class in street hooker outfits and BSDM gear and all their parents shrugged it off and said this is just their sexuality expression! They're just outfits! Don't be sexual!
 
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