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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 63 7.9%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 181 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    801
Cactus Concerto said:
Burt is such a scene stealer.

He has the shield of being schizoaffective to explain away some of his awkwardness (or all of it depending on how exposed some of the other contestants have been to Burt-types) and I hope production uses that as a save if he blatantly fucks up at least twice. Out of all the fish, new and old, he has IMMEDIATELY grabbed my attention again.

The aggressive flirtation, clearly being the odd one out, him openly stating he's a sex worker.

I don't know what the fuck any of the other fish are doing but he is immediately content and has given us a lot out of his gay future boyfriend already, like the confession he's 37(?) but wants to make others assume he's younger likely because he's living in fear of twink death. Everyone else seems normal, which is fine, but Burt is MAGNETIC.
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My prediction: If "newfish" can vote in elimination rounds and there are no competitions, I think Burt is going to win.

The oldfish contestants already love burt (for all his faults, they find him endearing and are used to his quirks). They had their chance to kick him already and fucked it up.

The newfish contestants probably find him totally bizarre and maybe also will warm up to him slowly - but no nigger in 2024 is going to fucking dare to even think about voting to kick a black (minority), bisexual (LGBT - double minority), sex worker (triple minority) guy who is clearly autistic and will mental disorders on a reality TV show unless they're a right wing Nazi. These people ("newfish") are turbo, turbo-normies. That or they won't kick him simply because they want to see more of his wacky antics (like we all do).

I'm guessing that the name of the game now is for "oldfish" to try and manipulate (gaslight) "newfish" into voting against certain people. Burt is basically charming, infallible, endearing and somewhat personable at this stage...

How in the fuck are you going to try and gaslight a turbonormie into voting to kick a triple minority black bisexual sex-worker guy who clearly has autism and isn't all there mentally on top of the fact he is probably the most likable contestant so far?
 
Asperchewy said:
Is it proven that burts new friend is actually Xavier??
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Really nigga?
 
neger psykolog said:
How in the fuck are you going to try and gaslight a turbonormie into voting to kick a double minority black bisexual guy who clearly has autism and isn't all there mentally on top of the fact he is probably the most likable contestant so far?
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Tony doesn't give a fuck and is visibly disgusted by him. Braden is offput by how aggressive he is. Will 100% pull an "I love you buuuuut"
Gianna won't vote for him for the reasons above, but K-man is also put off by him and will vote for him if others are.
 
Burt being put down like a dog..

Burt doesn't seem to have long, the new guys hate him, the gay guy hates him, everyone is avoiding him because he's introducing himself as a man who rims other men with sanpaku eyes.

 
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Karen Horney said:
Tony doesn't give a fuck and is visibly disgusted by him. Braden is offput by how aggressive he is. Will 100% pull an "I love you buuuuut"
Gianna won't vote for him for the reasons above, but K-man is also put off by him and will vote for him if others are.
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I'm inclined to agree. Newfish seem to be less mindbroken by US education and internet than oldfish. Me personally (untouched by turboaids due to being europoor) would vote off Burt immidiately because I would find him revolting
 
Love Slimeball being absolute non-content swinging his feetsies on the counter while Superior Super Model Jeet laughs it up with everyone else.

This is a sweet, sweet turnaround. I'm enjoying how overshadowed Slimeball is by this guy. And worst of all? He isn't likely to go shoving Slimeball out of the room so he will likely be kept in the house during eliminations.
 
Been busy. Had a question. Figured chat was the appropriate place to ask but got bitchslapped, so I will shit up the thread instead in hopes of getting an actual answer.

Why was Binx away?
 
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