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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
You know what Ian is? Ian is like if Damiel took himself seriously. Like he actually believed he was black and had zero sense of humor about it.
Why are all these Latino motherfuckers out here schooling people about who can and can't say nigga? You're not even black, and why does Jeff get a pass? Jeff is a murderer, selling poison destroying families. I want Jobe to ask him about the politics of wetback, spic and fence-hopping.

ETA BASED HE'S ASKING ABOUT BEING MEXICAN
 
OK I was wrong, bringing Ian back just for this conversation with Jobe was totally worth it, I am cackling

Ian "das raaaaycist"
 
Best, most gratingly annoying as fuck freeloader of all time is going home I guess: pour one out for our homie Jeff.

Jeff put up with a lot of shit, so hopefully the payout that he gets when he leaves will make it have been worth that shit and he can either pay his rent (like he said he wanted to) or go back to dealing fent (which he said he has done in the past)
 
Why are all these Latino motherfuckers out here schooling people about who can and can't say nigga? You're not even black, and why does Jeff get a pass? Jeff is a murderer, selling poison destroying families. I want Jobe to ask him about the politics of wetback, spic and fence-hopping.

ETA BASED HE'S ASKING ABOUT BEING MEXICAN
Worse, Jeff is gay.
 
i love jobe so much
i want him on every season from here on

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Ian and Jobe are having a long autistic argument about the ethics of saying nigger.
Jobe keeps telling Ian that he's a mexican.

Ian tries giving an ultimatum, Jobe immediate says "nigger" which restarts the debate about the ethics of saying nigger.
 
The only black man in the room is sleeping through this right now. "I'm literally mixed with everything." lol.

They work up burt, and now Burt is discussing the intersectionality of urban dwelling Asians and their ability to say the N-word.
 
Ian is dumb as rocks

>WAAAAH YOU CANT SAY NIGGA BUT I CAN
>Refuses to leave the scene like he's loafing on the latinx job site
 
god i hate american race fuckery so much. he was so annoying with his supposedly anti racist shit that he got voted out of the show. simbal enables him now lol. simbal agrees that niggers are ian's people. simbal has a disordered personality.
 
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