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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Aquafag said:
I want to 'trust the plan' but I don't really grasp the concept of the neat and tidy, instantly repaired house from this season. One of the best parts of S1 was Sam smashing the cabinets early on, fucking up the garbage disposal and cooking pizza directly on the stove grill. I get safety is a thing and all, but the idea of a destructible house has been entirely lost this season, and it's a shame because I loved that about S1, and S2.
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This season's destruction physics are a significant downgrade compared to the previous seasons.
 
Aquafag said:
I want to 'trust the plan' but I don't really grasp the concept of the neat and tidy, instantly repaired house from this season. One of the best parts of S1 was Sam smashing the cabinets early on, fucking up the garbage disposal and cooking pizza directly on the stove grill. I get safety is a thing and all, but the idea of a destructible house has been entirely lost this season, and it's a shame because I loved that about S1, and S2.

Edit/Addition: Another thing is the constant cleaning up. S1 was so good because it forced the fish to live in their own filth, thus driving them insane quicker and testing their limits of staying in the house or surviving to the end. This season feels like partially fishtank and partially like a vacation in a big mansion with no tv or internet.
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To be fair in S1 only Josie and sometimes Jon ever cleaned, the house was trashed because they rarely cleaned. They've trashed this house quite a bit but the fish always clean it back up almost immediately. Even Mizzy cleans occasionally. I do miss weedwackers and cabinet punches though.
 
GET THEM OUT OF THE FUCKING BATHROOMS I CAN'T SEE SHIT
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Andrew Jackson said:
Here's the list:

Vyvanse
Adderall
Testosterone
Tesofensine
Clonidine
Metoprolol
Risperdal
Seroquel
Lexapro
Pantoprazole
Cialias
Abilify
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I just showed this list to my wife who just finished med school and is doing a residency in ER.

Nothing new to add but she thought it was hilarious. Apparently some of the ones for sleep could also be for his blood pressure. And the test drugs would be counteracting those. Also mixing uppers and downers.

Ultimate min max loadout
 
Okay Cymbal's lion roaring furry shit is fucking retarded as hell. He dries women up more than the middle east.
 
Aquafag said:
I want to 'trust the plan' but I don't really grasp the concept of the neat and tidy, instantly repaired house from this season. One of the best parts of S1 was Sam smashing the cabinets early on, fucking up the garbage disposal and cooking pizza directly on the stove grill. I get safety is a thing and all, but the idea of a destructible house has been entirely lost this season, and it's a shame because I loved that about S1, and S2.
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To me the house destruction outside of that first cabinet punch which was great always felt contrived especially in season 2 when they just started breaking down the walls near the end because the show had gone completely to shit. Like nothing was happening so just smash up the house for cheap entertainment.
 
BullfrogBill said:
I blame the wiggers for stepping in and turning it into a skit instead of keeping it real.
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I think Mizzy had the right idea but the wrong time. It's obvious that production has a plan, and they want today to be a chill day. They must have something in store soon that they want peace now to destroy it later, and Mizzy was fucking that up. I do think Mizzy should fuck with Cymbal's shit though, because she needs to play the fucking game, but it's unfortunate she picked a time that interfered with the wigger's plans.
 
Cymbal spouted some cringe line about how a lion doesn't need clothes to win and pretended to roar in Mizzy's face. Ben made him repeat it four more times while the girls laughed at him.
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Mizzy could never out hassle Frank, wifi signal stays. She should've tried to swing the vote to someone else. Actually I wonder what would happen if the fish got together and agreed for everyone to vote for a different person giving everyone a single vote.
 
again what did mizzy actually achieve now? Congrats you fucked up the jeets stuff... now what? I feel like Mizzy is summed up as kinda trying but not really going the full mile and quick to give up and give in.
 
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