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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
I'm amazed the fish haven't put together that there are no alliances anymore. There is no teams. They exist for us to laugh at and eventually an arbitrary winner will happen.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
I'm amazed the fish haven't put together that there are no alliances anymore. There is no teams. They exist for us to laugh at and eventually an arbitrary winner will happen.
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To be fair to them, they were told there'd be an elimination vote 2 days ago. Until there's no more voting confirmed for them, they will play like this.
 
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Alex is getting trashed in his stream's comments. I doubt he'll believe them even though the one I highlighted is literally the fucking truth.
 
Autistic Integrity said:
Alex's Instagram Live
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"I'm gonna show you what the real Fishtank is". What, you mean the Fishtank that we all get to watch, with all the cameras available (except production room), with mics wired in all rooms, with everything being recorded, with clips coming from some Autist in a far east European shithole who watches every camera religiously? You are a fucking dumb retard, you deserve an IRL Hassling
 
I am almost sure Burt is playing it up. Earlier today he's made an alliance with Frank, they talked about how they're going to get them all out one by one and put up an act to not raise suspicion.
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
I am almost sure Burt is playing it up. Earlier today he's made an alliance with Frank, they talked about how they're going to get them all out one by one and put up an act to not raise suspicion.
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their specific plan was to act like they didn't like each other, and keep their alliance secret, so he's not doing a good job of following the plan
 
neger psykolog said:
To be honest, I wish they had a way for freeloaders to become contestants. Jobe is pretty awesome and I kind of like Jeff too. Or maybe at least a side competition for "best freeloader" so that they wouldn't be a huge distraction for the audience and main contestants.
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I was thinking about this the other day and think there should be a way for Freeloaders to be able to convert into contestants as long as it's not too late into the season.

The regular contestants will bitch "we've been here since the start and had to suffer" but a percentage of them have done fuck all this season besides sitting around, getting drunk and eating.
I think what you would do is ask Freeloaders if they want to apply to become contestants and have maybe three days of mini challenges where if the complete enough challenges, they become a contestant. But maybe you let the other contestants try and fuck with their chances with them of them becoming a contestant.

This would also kick the original contestants in the ass and make them reconsider the idea that they can just sit around all season and do the bare minimum to be in the running to win the prize.
 
How can this faggot still actually believe that "Wild Randy", ONE GUY paid THOUSANDS of dollars to send ALL those TTS's at him? The dude is beyond delusional. It's almost as bad as Chris Chan believing the Pickle Man is real.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
simbal is so fucking terrified of frank.
he's done literally nothing all day but try to find a way to get rid of him. "buhhh i'm gonna set a rule as president that we can vote him out." "i'm gonna spend my fishbucks to get him removed." "i'm gonna get burt to fight him. you know, the same burt i've bested in three separate contests of physical strength"
mf has enough sand in his vagina to fill that catbox
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I imagine he thinks this will work because he thinks him screaming about Luke is why Luke got evicted
Autistic Integrity said:
Alex's Instagram Live
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Other than announcing he knows who Sam Hyde is now and that his wife "recorded stuff that they cut from the edit", he's literally not saying anything in this that he hasn't already repeatedly said over the last day and a half. He even manages to repeat himself within this 5 minute live. I'm glad he left, he really never was going to stop his crackhead monologuing.
Rob Wolchek said:
"I'm gonna show you what the real Fishtank is". What, you mean the Fishtank that we all get to watch, with all the cameras available (except production room), with mics wired in all rooms, with everything being recorded, with clips coming from some Autist in a far east European shithole who watches every camera religiously? You are a fucking dumb retard, you deserve an IRL Hassling
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Neither he nor his wife seem to understand this is a livestream show and think the YouTube summaries represent some sort of "official" release. That or he thinks he's addressing his "fans" who follow him for monkey content and don't watch Fishtank
 
C. Cactus said:
Didn't know she was on Bitch Tank too. I didn't watch that one. Was she acting the same? Genuinely the most intriguing character just because I have no idea why on earth she would participate.
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She was on season 2 as well thats when she originally showed up and where she got the 'content queen' name bc in he audition she said shit like 'im a content queen' but when she showed up on the show she was just fat lazy and disgusting
she was like laying in bed all day saying she was sick and ben came in i think blasting music and yelling content queen content queen!

I'm not positive about this but i think shes a friend of a friend of someone and thats how they found out about her.
she lives in boston so shes from the area and i vaguely remember there being something like there was a photo of her at some birthday party for someone who was connected to the show i just dont remember what it was. something like a friend of nicks cousin or smth like that idk.
 
Simbal is now pitting Mizzy against Burt (not that he needed to).

I want them to proceed with the vote, only to tell them after Mizzy and the others have voted that the votes no longer count. I want them to get Frank to rip up the votes in front of them.
 
no-exit said:
Alex drops a trvth nvke! His name is actually Samuel Hyde !

Fishtank is being sued because Xavier Ravenblood (PBUH) died on set last season.
https://x.com/snofrella/status/1858333020660339014
snō is watching ftl - Fuck this guy. #fishtanklive [1858332919623786496].mp4
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It’s true! There was raping going on in that house. Just last season a poor innocent girl went in that house and was drugged and raped by Samuel himself. Vance recorded the whole thing. He was weeping.
 
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