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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
The scene is for the fish to genuinely bitch about their experience - Mizzy started in on Burt "not defending them" by not hating Frank. Simbal and Payton are joining in.

Simbal is telling Burt to fight Frank.

"Start thinking with your brain, and stop thinking with your dick." - Simbal to Burt

They're claiming the point of the game is for the production team to knock out fish, and that's why Burt needs to take up their part.

I wonder, will they do the same for him? (Hint: hell no)

Burt asked them if they're jealous. Simbal said in a stressed tone, "Burt, there's nothing to be jealous about."

Mizzy claims Frank came on to her (lmfao).
 
When are these dumb ass niggas going to realize there is no more voting out? There's literally only been one vote and they've have been talking about this mystical "next" vote for 2 weeks.
 
"People get along with me." - Simbal

Then he complains about fights and marks on his body.

"Frank is here as an enemy" - Mizzy to Burt.

Bitch, he's not your white knight - you're going to use him and throw him away. Just walk out now.
 
They fail at manipulating Burt for a few reasons:
1) Shouting "I DON'T KNOW" at him as a reason for why Mizzy gets instructions from productions is not satisfactory to his schizo mind.
2) None of them are white men.

I think the best option for someone to win at this point is Burt, even if he does split the winnings. Piss on the others for trying to get him to do their dirty work.

Burt is astute enough to pick up on the fact that Mizzy was making eyes at Frank earlier.
 
I still cannot understand how they got Nifty, a leftist social worker in a polycule, to show up on the show last time and then actually stay for over a week. I'm even more confused how they got her to come back. I'd have expected her to be at a city council meeting trying to get the show shut down or something.
 
simbal is so fucking terrified of frank.
he's done literally nothing all day but try to find a way to get rid of him. "buhhh i'm gonna set a rule as president that we can vote him out." "i'm gonna spend my fishbucks to get him removed." "i'm gonna get burt to fight him. you know, the same burt i've bested in three separate contests of physical strength"
mf has enough sand in his vagina to fill that catbox
 
I think Burt is WAY more aware of what he's doing right now than a lot of people realize. When he's monologuing as Dark Burt in his room he always talks about making the other fish think he's lost his mind to throw them off.
 
"Don't you think that the house made you this way? Made you Dark Burt?" - Simbal

Simbal, what's the excuse for your sexual predatory behavior and thieving?

If Burt were a little more socially adept, he'd realize they're going to get rid of him by voting if he doesn't agree to go along with them.

I'd pretend to, and then spread seeds of distrust by "misplacing" people's items and claiming that others did it.
 
This Mizzy vs Burt argument is awful. When Mizzy can't make a point herself she tries dragging in someone else to argue for her, but when she does make her own points they wash right off Burt because she doesn't make them well. It's interesting that she's aware of how annoying she is and acknowledges that's why production has her do certain things, but isn't genre-savvy to the kind of shitshow fishtank is. She's still playing by Big Brother rules and it continues to bite her in the ass.
 
Payton is adopting the strategy of believing NOTHING.

Good girl. But I wouldn't say that.

Mizzy is getting infuriated because she can't use Burt. He's pointing out that in order for him to trust and protect them, they need to give him something to trust.

She's screaming at him.
 
Payton saying, referring to the show "everything is acted exactly as planned"

haha, no, it's one incident away from getting shut down at every moment,
 
Fucking hell Payton has pretty much figured it out. Everything in this house is utter chaos and only Production knows what's really going on. Mizzy's had enough with Burt's schizo shit too because WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THAT CODE?
 
C. Cactus said:
I still cannot understand how they got Nifty, a leftist social worker in a polycule, to show up on the show last time and then actually stay for over a week. I'm even more confused how they got her to come back. I'd have expected her to be at a city council meeting trying to get the show shut down or something.
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I'm almost convinced it's a bit but I watched her for her entirety on Dave/Bitch Tank and she seems genuine. Otherwise she may think she's doing more good than harm by being on the show.
 
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