🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Is Simbal as broken as he appears to be, after watching him sit crying in confessional for two hours for his phone and just moping around and looking withdrawn is he even worth hassling at his point? He looks like he might just walk out on his own.
 
He also said that his family doesn't approve of La Ogresa, for obvious reasons.
well at least some people in his life have some common sense.
alex b is like brittany spears
when you hear the family is holding all the money from them you're like 'wow, thats fucked up'
but then when you see what's going on you're like 'oh, okay, i get it now'.
 
Braphog cargo airlines, best fares for your mares.
Seems like the clips didn't get attached properly. Here is the airlift one:



And some more braphog comedy:



 
Burt is doing some incredibly weird shit in what I think he thinks is a camera blindspot. He keeps looking at the ceiling like he's looking for a camera. He's going through his luggage pulling out very suspicious items, like cuffs, tape, and cable.
They turned on TTS early and are trying to get him caught.

1731852833161.png

1731852949191.png



He has the shield and pinata bat with him, and is now down in the flat where Frank is sleeping.
1731853030385.png



He's abandoned the Penthouse to sleep with Frank.
1731855038313.png
 
Last edited:
Here's Sam's serious talk with Alex about leaving his wife, it actually managed to shut him up for a while.
 
I didn't see much mention of this but Connor had quiet the meltdown last night. He was extremely drunk, he was asking to see his contract with his signature because he thinks they're not going to pay him somehow, and Mizzy was turning down his flirting all night while being touchy with Jobe.

Then came the new fishtoy "Send gay porn", it's exactly as it sounds, sending an image of gay porn to a fish. This all happened in about 3 hours. The gay porn was sent almost exclusively to Connor, you can see how much gay porn he's received by the amount of ripped up paper on the ground but there was more that he was crumpling up and just throwing.
The first gay porn Connor received










More gay porn and being over-protective of Mizzy. Before this happened she had told Connor to get Frank out of her room









Connor flips his shit on Burt for not helping








"Just shout out the gay porn"







More intense yelling






Frank maybe kisses Connor





Alex and Simbal enter, Simbal gets gay porn. Connor gets more gay porn




Good guy Jobe



Jet explains the situation to Alex, Alex takes Franks side


Connors final gay porn of the night
 
Is Simbal as broken as he appears to be, after watching him sit crying in confessional for two hours for his phone and just moping around and looking withdrawn is he even worth hassling at his point? He looks like he might just walk out on his own.
Simbal has been complete nontent since day 17 when he did the white face and got bullied by Jobe playing a racist Indian stereotype.
Hopefully Frank can make content out of him, but considering how broken he is already I feel like he'll just quit as soon as Frank gets slightly serious.
 
Symbal has been more buck broken last night because he now believes that there are AI deepfakes of him kissing the guys on the show and that it can fuck up his engagement, and was begging for a phone so he could call his fiancée and make sure everything is ok.
 
Then came the new fishtoy "Send gay porn", it's exactly as it sounds, sending an image of gay porn to a fish. This all happened in about 3 hours. The gay porn was sent almost exclusively to Connor, you can see how much gay porn he's received by the amount of ripped up paper on the ground but there was more that he was crumpling up and just throwing.
payton super interested in the gay porn lol
 
Luca came out, took some handcuffs away from Burt (rape averted???) and asked Burt to pour out his piss bottle. Burt then dumped it down the bar sink, which production confirmed to chat has no drainage. He didn't even run the water after dumping it.
piss 1.png
Then Luca came out to empty the basin. Burt was right there and seemingly did not give a shit.
piss 2.png
 
Luca made Burt hand in the handcuffs and dump the piss bottle. Then he told him to get some sleep because he's been up all night. Burt went upstairs and got his blankets to sleep in the flat next to Frank but Frank woke up and mumbled "not yet" so he moved the bed over a bit.
1731855067201.png

Edit:
Here's a secret angle that they didn't add to the site but the director mode can still use
1731855356008.png
 
I think he's just super into white dudes. He never expressed interest in La'Ron or Prisoner #1 (the black dude) either.
He has a raceplay fetish, specifically centred around being a black man who is worshipped by white men for his race. It's in his coomer manifesto.

Beyond that, he seems to have the opinion that any hole is a goal, but his focus is on white men.
 
Here's a secret angle that they didn't add to the site but the director mode can still use
We watched them install this camera a few days ago after Binx walked out of one of the doors behind the fireplace, which is technically out of bounds.

He has a raceplay fetish, specifically centred around being a black man who is worshipped by white men for his race. It's in his coomer manifesto.

Beyond that, he seems to have the opinion that any hole is a goal, but his focus is on white men.
I really wish I hadn't read that.
 
Ben Whisper tax


Today was a lot, I really liked this moment.
It is magical watching the tank unravel these people. There really is nothing like it.
Top moment may be Burt going off script making a piss document though.
 
I think they probably need that $50k VERY BADLY - not so much to cover expenses, but because he's been cut off (hence why he stressed so much about his wife spending a couple thousand dollars). Which is also why he keeps rambling about making momma proud and honouring daddy's memory - he wants to demonstrate he can actually earn a decent amount of money since they cut him and la ballena off (and although he's scared of her, he's trapped in an abusive relationship with her and so is scared of losing her; if he's not got any money, she WILL leave. Promise of money will keep her around, especially since he's got a prenup).
I think that if he was cut off, it was because he was with and/or married the landwhale.
 
Back
Top Bottom