🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    806
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when the music comes on burt stripper dances and eye fucks the camera while everyone else just sorta lays there lol
 
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popnloch ness monster said:
his dancing is the funniest shit, it's like an NPC constantly shuffling through the same set of animations
when he's rotating it feels like I'm in the middle of character selection, it's uncanny
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I think he has PTSD from ROTC or basic training because he just jumps to that salute every time they play the bugle song.
 
popnloch ness monster said:
his dancing is the funniest shit, it's like an NPC constantly shuffling through the same set of animations
when he's rotating it feels like I'm in the middle of character selection, it's uncanny
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burt tests literally everything he does in public while he is alone. that's why he's always talking to himself, and has canned responses and sayings. that's why he cycles through about 5 different body movements.
 
Nearly 4 hours into the Cell. No one has left yet. Jet says something special that the fish will like will be delivered at the 4 hour mark. It's currently 4:10 and the only thing that's been delivered is more balls and Sam with some weights.
 
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Agares said:
I think he has PTSD from ROTC or basic training because he just jumps to that salute every time they play the bugle song.
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His salute sucks donkey dick, so probably not.
Burt just thinks that the GangsterComputerGod demands a salute or he'll be smited, smote, and otherwise smitten.
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BingBongDingDong said:
my wfie said clapping wasnt that hard so it got us into a clappnig contest. Trying to clap at a fast pace for that long is taxing as hell.
my point being if youre wathcign with somebody else it was pretty entertaining lol.
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I've seen a world record attempt at clapping, I know what it looks like
this could've been my moment to look retarded
 
L'ron was the first to tap out of the cell.

Damn he actually ragequit the show for real this time.
 
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