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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Ice feels bad for Jon and Letty's team so he is giving them 1,000 ammo. Who knows how well this will work out because in the end people keep donating med kits and shit for everyone, sounds like the winner will be whoever has the biggest pay pigs.

Edit: Ice dropped a care package of chicken, watermelon, vapes, and drinks in the field. Both main teams are distracted and not paying attention. Ace, the crazy loner, is actually closest and has the opportunity to steal it all for himself... but he's so schizto he's convinced his chat is being racist and there isn't really any food.
 
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They leave their camp for once and this happens, damn they have a lot of enemies.
 
From what I've seen of the game I have a few things for input on how to improve the shit fest.
  • Ditch the vests or find some that actually work in some capacity. I have some ideas of how this could work without the dumb haptic shit that fucks them up. This also makes melee useful other than for just brutalizing people into quitting.
  • Paintballs > Airsoft. Airsoft guns are cooler but you can't deny neon fucking paint marking you. To their credit they already have this.
  • Paintball guns should use Air cans instead of Co2. The Co2 makes them even more prone to frosting and fucking up especially in the conditions. Air cans don't last as long but you can actually refill them ON SITE with compressors. You need high pressure ones but they aren't that expensive and they can be left around at like a depot or something for people to fight over. This will save wasted time and money ferrying Co2 back and forth from somewhere you can refill.
  • WATER AND FOOD SHOULD BE UBIQUITOUS. You don't have to give them nice shit but at least something that will get them through the days like carbs and protien otherwise no one will fight and plays like pussies. Nice meals as a reward though? That is good.
  • The map is too fucking big for the conditions. If it were cooler weather I think the map would be fine and most people could honestly jog across it but in this heat? No fucking way.
  • Pick literally anywhere but Texas in fucking summer.
  • If they intend to have floppy disks as a currency system they need somewhere they can go to buy shit at. There can be a store or multiple set up with rewards and shit but them having to drive out to talk to people and figure out what they need then come back again hours later is a logistical nightmare and retarded.
  • The host should set up and manage the streaming equipment. This has lead to a total shit show of people not having connections non-stop, especially those who weren't aware of the rules. Batteries and supplies to stay live should also be as ubiquitous and constantly supplied like water.
  • They need more wifi bollards, and should test connection in areas especially ones that will obviously be dead zones (in brush, foliage can block the radio waves if the ap is far enough away.)
  • No paypig revive bullshit. The medpacks are gay. I don't care how many people are in or out, this just drags shit out and pisses people off.
 
Smokingpoop said:
Is Maeggatron a tranny? Rate me late or autistic but I can't find any information on it, however, just going off the voice I'd say yes.
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She's a female with children. She's a female body builder that uses gear, which is why her voice is fucked. She's not a pooner or anything like that. She seems pretty cool based on what I've seen of her.
 
Smokingpoop said:
Is Maeggatron a tranny? Rate me late or autistic but I can't find any information on it, however, just going off the voice I'd say yes.
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Has anyone else noticed how Fishtank fans always accuse people of being trannies but to my knowledge there hasn't been a single trans person on Fishtank?
 
CoolFool said:
She's a female with children. She's a female body builder that uses gear, which is why her voice is fucked. She's not a pooner or anything like that. She seems pretty cool based on what I've seen of her.
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Glad that's the case. Only time I tried watching her her and Chicken Andy's streams were down so I just stopped trying to watch em.
 
LowlyPheasent said:
Glad that's the case. Only time I tried watching her her and Chicken Andy's streams were down so I just stopped trying to watch em.
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Despite the troon voice and coming across as a typical instagram thot poster, she is pretty nice and she's one of the few people that will actually go out and fight instead of running like a coward. Gotta respect her for that alone.
 
What could've been the best moment of the show has been completely ruined. All the guns failed and Ice has been coping, saying that the guns were all new and good and that its the contestants fault for putting in melted paintballs (It's like 110F/43 Celcius out there, good luck keeping them in pristine condition). What a fucking let down after all the anticipation seeing the defences get set up and the teams get closer and closer. Fishtank is a well competent production in comparison to this. At least this got Jon into a tard raging yelling at how it's bullshit which is funny.
 
Black bodyguard dude told Jon earlier to not argue with anyone and then later Jon argued with one of the Korean guys about stealing Letty's weapons.
So then Jon was pushed to the ground.
 
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