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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Fousey talks with Letty. I only know fousey used to make prank videos I've never seen him before. I thought it was a great introduction. Letty was pretty funny too
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Fousy has a lot of drug and mental health problems in the past and goes on manic episodes every so often. when at peak funny as fuck IRL streaming.

actually he has a thread here
 
I'm not sure what exactly is going on but at this point all the contestants are still up and multiple are complaining about each other cheating. I don't know if anyone has died yet, the map is offline. The staff are still up and telling them to keep fighting but it's obvious the contestants are exhausted and not feeling it.

Sam Pepper was asked if there should be a cease fire until Ice wakes up since this has turned into a cluster fuck but Sam said no and said the contestants have to keep fighting. I don't see why you would want them to keep fighting right now even if things were going well, there are not a lot of viewers up to watch it.

Staff are only just now reinforcing streaming rules on day 5. Says that everyone has been caught chatting in Discord or checking their other phone, that won't be allowed anymore. They also have to be streaming everything time they go somewhere, they can't walk around and not stream where they're going.

Looks like contestants have thrown in the towel and are going to sleep. It's going to be a rough day today if Ice wakes up and tries to force everyone to fight on the hottest day of the week.
 
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I know it's been said dozens of times before but Fishtank really did hit the jackpot with the season 1 cast. I mean shit Letty and Jon in one season?
Nah man, Sam and Jet molded them into the amalgamation that they are today. The only reason they've made it this far is because wiggers stood them on two feet.
 
The sun is completely up, it's already hot outside. The contestants are done resting and are up getting water and batteries. Teams are on the move. Everyone looks like shit and seem lethargic, it looks like everyone wants to hurry up and fight while they still have some energy and before it gets hotter outside.

I think the only person who's died is Mystic(idk who he is), he's the only one in the gulag atm.
 
I think the only person who's died is Mystic(idk who he is), he's the only one in the gulag atm.
That was pretty funny. He was woken up with a spray of mace to the face then sprayed with paintballs by Acemaximillion (that one guy who's been edge camping). His schizo marbles activated when he found out that someone was sleeping near him.

 
That was pretty funny. He was woken up with a spray of mace to the face then sprayed with paintballs by Acemaximillion (that one guy who's been edge camping). His schizo marbles activated when he found out that someone was sleeping near him.

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Ace is the only solo player and he is legit nuts. Ice was talking to him yesterday and the guy seemed like he forgot this was just a game and he was about to actually go kill someone lol.
 
The thing about this clusterfuck is it's just not compelling in the same way Fishtank is. Fishtank had the advantage of everything being in a relatively confined location. Either a house or a purpose built outdoors area. Even at it's worse, it had a structure that you could follow and ways to contain sperg outs like Jon would do. This piece of shit livestream is just a mess full of IP2 goblins who want to either kill, rape, or steal from one another. And I would've thought that would actually be interesting to watch if this wasn't such a sloppy shop.
 
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The thing about this clusterfuck is it's just not compelling in the same way Fishtank is. Fishtank had the advantage of everything being in a relatively confined location. Either a house or a purpose build outdoors area. Even at it's worse, it had a structure that you could follow. This piece of shit livestream is just a mess full of IP2 goblins who want to either kill, rape, or steal from one another. And I would've thought that would actually be interesting to watch if this wasn't such a sloppy shop.
I think for a game like this the map shouldn't be bigger than 15-20 acres max, anything more than that gives the players way too much time and space to keep their distance from each other.
 
Yes but not nearly enough, despite it shrinking daily there is still way too much land for the contestants to travel.
Yeah I expected the whole point of it being “hunger games” or a “battle royale” is that ice wouldn’t be prodding people to go fight each other, he would make them fight by shrinking the circle. But so many people are out already that it is almost too late for that now
 
Yeah I expected the whole point of it being “hunger games” or a “battle royale” is that ice wouldn’t be prodding people to go fight each other, he would make them fight by shrinking the circle. But so many people are out already that it is almost too late for that now
There's just so much space between teams that from a survival standpoint, they're all making the right choice to stay put and conserve what strength they have left for whenever they're forced to fight by either Ice or the circle closing in on them.

From a content standpoint, it's boring to see them all sitting around, but that isn't the contestant's fault. Not only is the land too big but the contestants aren't being fed enough, which only contributes to the low energy nontent. I'm sure Ice thought the same thing Sam and Jet thought in S2, starving will make them go crazy, instead it just makes them do nothing.

I'm also confused about this energy drink sponsor. The CEO came and talked about how he wanted to get his brand out there, but he isn't giving the contestants any energy drinks. Just earlier a staff member delivered one can of F3 energy drink PER TEAM. Not contestant, team. Why would you only give one can to split amongst the team instead of giving one to each contestants? Doesn't make sense from a sponsor stand point, nor does it make sense if you're trying to get the contestants to be more awake.
 
After all that shit talking and begging for supplies yesterday and then failing to deliver on their promises, I hope Ice rains hellfire on them today with rubber bullets and pepper spray.

There's just so much space between teams that from a survival standpoint, they're all making the right choice to stay put and conserve what strength they have left for whenever they're forced to fight by either Ice or the circle closing in on them.

From a content standpoint, it's boring to see them all sitting around, but that isn't the contestant's fault. Not only is the land too big but the contestants aren't being fed enough, which only contributes to the low energy nontent. I'm sure Ice thought the same thing Sam and Jet thought in S2, starving will make them go crazy, instead it just makes them do nothing.

I'm also confused about this energy drink sponsor. The CEO came and talked about how he wanted to get his brand out there, but he isn't giving the contestants any energy drinks. Just earlier a staff member delivered one can of F3 energy drink PER TEAM. Not contestant, team. Why would you only give one can to split amongst the team instead of giving one to each contestants? Doesn't make sense from a sponsor stand point, nor does it make sense if you're trying to get the contestants to be more awake.
Ice drove around yesterday offering people literal steak dinners if they would go out and get in some fights. Paypigs sent multiple fast food deliveries too. They're not starving and if they were they don't care enough to do anything about it.
 
Sam Pepper was watching Jon talk to his teammate, he was talking about his homeless nonprofit, something about only wanting to help the good homeless people and there was some mention of white nationalist at the beginning from his teammate where Jon responded "I mean yeah, someone has to do it", and Sam says "Bro this guy is wild. Just everything he says I get more confused" lmao.
 
Ice drove around yesterday offering people literal steak dinners if they would go out and get in some fights. Paypigs sent multiple fast food deliveries too. They're not starving and if they were they don't care enough to do anything about it.
I saw that and those deals were only offered to whoever managed to kill someone, not the whole team, and you got nothing if you didn't kill anyone. If your goal is to win $100,000 then risking your health (both literal and in game lives) for MAYBE a chance at some food and ammo is not worth it.

The fast food deliveries are also sporadic and not everyone is getting them.
 
I'm also confused about this energy drink sponsor. The CEO came and talked about how he wanted to get his brand out there, but he isn't giving the contestants any energy drinks. Just earlier a staff member delivered one can of F3 energy drink PER TEAM. Not contestant, team. Why would you only give one can to split amongst the team instead of giving one to each contestants? Doesn't make sense from a sponsor stand point, nor does it make sense if you're trying to get the contestants to be more awake.
Drink Zipp!
Seriously, they marketed Zipp so well in 2.5, with jokes and Soda Man, that I almost wanted to try Zipp.
 
The fast food deliveries are also sporadic and not everyone is getting them.
i dont know if you guys have spent all day outside running around the wood in 100 degree weather or not, but i can tell you from personal experiences that it tends to burn lots of calories. do this for a few days and a few fast food deliveries isnt going to mean they arnt starving. this is especially true if these guys haven't ever lived like this, they wouldn't be used to it. so i am on team they are too calorie deficient.
 
This is insane. So Jon's and Letty's team most likely took out 4 out of 5 of the opposing team, but they all got immediately saved by medpacks (250 Dollars each). How are you supposed to win this??? Now Jon's team are way worse off, despite doing better.
 
This is insane. So Jon's and Letty's team most likely took out 4 out of 5 of the opposing team, but they all got immediately saved by medpacks (250 Dollars each). How are you supposed to win this??? Now Jon's team are way worse off, despite doing better.
For what it's worth, Jon and Letty's team is also getting ammo, gun, and other donations right now.
 
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