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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
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Found this on Twitter. Taylors dead dad appears to have had an online memorial somewhere which has now been desecrated by TJ's fans.
Some of TJ's fans are really unhinged. Imagine being so mad because your pathetic self-insert broke up with his gf that you send a bunch of hate comments on her dad online memorial.
 
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ngl though, this map feature was dope throughout (when it worked). Something Bloodgames in the future should get inspired by. The linking to the stream when you click on the names is such a minor feature but so well done. Also almost real-time movement.

Again, when it worked. Def a system that needs some improvement.
 
I hate this Sam Pepper dude, he's not funny and it's so grating to listen to.

One thing he said just now is that he's the only one up and that none of the staff members (including Ice) are responding to him because they're all asleep. Nice to know if there was an emergency there's no easy way to reach anyone. Why don't they have staff members taking shifts?
 
I'm still just actually surprised that ip2 and ice Poseidon made Jet look competent. Jet Neptune ran a more organized, better-tested production, and it was still shit.
 
I'm still just actually surprised that ip2 and ice Poseidon made Jet look competent. Jet Neptune ran a more organized, better-tested production, and it was still shit.
Its not even just that but the fact the only capable streamers are a couple koreans and ChickenAndy whos probably in withdrawals big time at this point unless he is snorting in the bushes.

Probably hurts ices ego a bit when the junkie skinwalker that ate out a homeless woman in public on stream is carrying his event.
 
I hate this Sam Pepper dude, he's not funny and it's so grating to listen to.

One thing he said just now is that he's the only one up and that none of the staff members (including Ice) are responding to him because they're all asleep. Nice to know if there was an emergency there's no easy way to reach anyone. Why don't they have staff members taking shifts?
Everyone hates Sam Pepper. He's a fucking cockroach that should be in a British prison getting his bussy cranked out.
 
This has basically turned into a pay to win game and the wiggers have the opportunity to do the funniest thing......
Staff golf cart comes through with a dozen different paint ball guns so Jon and Letty can pick their favorites, a cheese ball jar full of paint balls, a dozen white shirts and a birthday cake.

That would be fucking funny if the money wouldn't end up in the dumbest place.
 

HORRIFYING MURDER ATTEMPT CAUGHT ON CAMERA
#jontent #40boys #andrewtate #americafirst #incel
 
One contestant (EBZ?) is in the medic tent with an ice pack on his head after getting shot in the head by a paintball and earning a giant welt. He's talking to Ice, with Ice basically telling him that if he wants to survive he needs to go find all the loot he's dropped, that way he won't die in battle. EBZ explains to Ice that the map is so huge that it takes hours to find loot, and then by the time you find the loot (assuming you actually find any), you are then exhausted yet expected to go walk for miles to go fight. EBZ also explains how no one is getting actual sleep, just snoozing here and there. EBZ said that he and everyone else would much prefer it if Ice would just set up a fight instead of expecting everyone to walk around all day looking for a fight, all while trying to not puke or pass out.

Ice seems surprised to hear all this. He shouldn't be surprised though, yesterday he was dehydrated and almost threw up several times, and he wasn't even walking around, he was a passenger in the helicopter. If he felt that sick after a couple of hours of driving/flying around, then he should be able to understand how much harder it is for the contestants decked out in heavier clothes, carrying shit, and walking around all day. It's already been said before but holding this event in the summer was such a bad idea.

Another thing that stood out to me is how inept this new EMT guy is. He is asking Ice what he should be doing. He's like "Can I give contestants an IV or just give them a drink? We normally give IVs but I don't know what the rules are here". I find this odd, he acknowledges that he's been hired to make sure the contestants are medically safe and okay, yet he also wants to ask Ice if it's okay to treat them and how to do so, and how long he should treat them before sending them back in the field. He should be the one telling Ice what the contestants need and when they're cleared to go back out.
 
Jon's teammates have already begun to turn on each other last night. The fat former marine (Dr.Beats) got shot 10 times right at the start of the paintball rules all because he wouldn't stop running his mouth. I'm very surprised this didn't happen to Jon. Letty & Jon need to hide their loot crates from their team, or things will get extra ugly for them.
 
Jon's teammates have already begun to turn on each other last night. The fat former marine (Dr.Beats) got shot 10 times right at the start of the paintball rules all because he wouldn't stop running his mouth. I'm very surprised this didn't happen to Jon. Letty & Jon need to hide their loot crates from their team, or things will get extra ugly for them.
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I like calling them Team Wetawd
They eat each other alive, attacked all the other contestants out of the blue then sperg about them all grouping up together against them (Gewn is the one who bitches about that the most), and Letty's just there.
 
The fat former marine (Dr.Beats) got shot 10 times right at the start of the paintball rules all because he wouldn't stop running his mouth.
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Dr. Beats is back out there. Trying to team up with Chicken Andy, man does this guy yap a lot. Chat is begging Andy to make it stop by just killing him, and I agree. He actually needs to since Ice expects everyone to meet a fighting quota, if not he'll start killing himself, and the contestants.
edit: Chicken was shooting at people before this, but trusting a guy who just got betrayed like that in the hunger games is still a retarded idea. He's 100% going to wake up to being shot by that fatass tonight.
edit: some black guy wants to fight andy after he pushed letty, ice is breaking out the boxing equipment for this. scott sullivan incoming.
 
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Everyone hates Sam Pepper. He's a fucking cockroach that should be in a British prison getting his bussy cranked out.
I have to admit the way the event/community is run yields a lot different results compared to Fishtank which is amusing to see Letty and Jon weave their way through. With fishtank the contestants are largely intimidated or reluctant to talk shit about Sam and Jet even when they're fully aware of salacious shit like the Marky stuff. Trish, Tay, Brian, Shadi and Mauro are 5 that we know are aware of it because they've been exposed or reported they're aware of it. Mauro only started ranting about it after he was stiffed on pay or something regarding 2.5.

But with this Ice Poseidon crowd? They all view themselves as independent contractors for the most part and have zero loyalty, half of them have baked in feuds and beefs they want to settle and they show zero hesitation in shit talking Ice for the show being fucking retarded, badly run, or rigged if they felt that way. Gewner (the leader of Letty and Jon's team) seems to be absolutely fucking seething with Ice, Sam Pepper and Chicken Andy because Chicken Andy busted his lip up and right as he was about to be eliminated in the big melee yesterday Andy just declared his phone was missing and some sort of admin halted the whole fight and made everyone look for it. Gewner declared that this was extreme bullshit cheating/rigged and was done solely to protect Andy which he now has a grudge against him for the cheating and busted lip. When he was made aware that the guy Sam Pepper was running the director cam and was viewing his feed he instantly switched into the equivalent of Marky posting some existing drama regarding Sam which made Sam Pepper hurriedly mute him and change the topic.




Jon and Letty going into this blind and without any sort of pre-existing feuds or relations with the other contestants is somehow an advantage because nobody really wants to hunt them down, Letty just manages to charm her way in and out of various situations except for the Korean team which couldn't understand what she was saying.
 
the map is so huge that it takes hours to find loot
EBZ also explains how no one is getting actual sleep, just snoozing here and there.
EBZ said that he and everyone else would much prefer it if Ice would just set up a fight instead of expecting everyone to walk around all day looking for a fight
"Can I give contestants an IV or just give them a drink? We normally give IVs but I don't know what the rules are here".
There are fishtank clips for all of these, and it's really funny to me how much better Jet and the Wiggers were at dealing with all of these.
 
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