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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Punitive Castration said:
This is an edit by a Twitter user but it's an excellent example of why Sam is just a fucking vibe killer. Even Ben looked fucked up over this, and for what? What did this add?


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He's been acting like this all season, with the way he made Dave feel like leaving, pouring coffee on the fat bitch with no remorse. I honestly can't tell if him acting like an ass as of late is his truest of colors showing or just a huge "muh gaslighting" bit.
 
Punitive Castration said:
This is an edit by a Twitter user but it's an excellent example of why Sam is just a fucking vibe killer. Even Ben looked fucked up over this, and for what? What did this add?


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Once again the concept of hell house and direct aggression fails. Sam seems to be far too obvious when he fucks with the contestants and it makes everyone uncomfortable because they feel like they cannot refuse. Subtlety goes a long way, Sam is capable of being subtle, but for some reason he gets bored and just relapses into old habits like boxing or targeting.
 
Letty is it like looking into a mirror to look at Claire??? Mirror much??? Letty 2.0 much???

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Steinercard said:
Xavier is BURYING Bitchtank. Everyone is more interested in TES3MP. I can't pay for the fishtoy but it looks like fun.
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I was playing since xavier started the "beta" at around 1pm. I actually got in for free that way. It was a lot of fun. Greg and xavier were active and eventually they picked teams amongst all the players (around 20) for a team deathmatch. I ended up dealing the killing blow on xavier, which greg called a "skrod w". After that greg took everyone on a journey to the ghost gate to just go straight for dagoth ur. Constant crashes. I don't think there's any way to get in now without the fishtoy. You'll just get spawned in a room with vampires and get killed over and over.
 
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Shadi called out their Milgram Experiment bluff. It's one of the most famous psychology experiments of all time, after the Stanford Prison and Pavlovs dog experiments. If she really wanted to assert her dominance, she should cranked it to the highest setting and zapped Xavier.
 
On Zoltar's turn he shocked Xavier until he started begging him to stop and then refused to continue.


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On Haley's turn she shocked Xavier until he became unresponsive while begging him for forgiveness because of how bad she needs to win (there was a break after Shadi's turn where Sam and Jace talked about how to make the test more convincing.)

The standings at this point were as follows:
Shadi won "Crash Test Dummy Challenge" (hold pads for Sam)
Shadi won "Slave Auction Challenge" (Good teeth)
Haley won "Cheese Trap" (There was a box propped up by a stick and whoever collected the cheese from under the box first ate it and Haley impulsively did so after the question was raised of what the goal of the challenge was)
Zoltar won "Rat Trap (Eat The Cheese) Challenge" (neither of the two girls ate the cheese which was the unstated purpose of the challenge)
Haley won "Verbal Abuse Challenge"(She said Zoltar should kill himself like his late fiancee)
Haley won "Rat Maze Challenge" (The cameras were down but apparently she did it fast the first time so they tortured her the second time on camera for fun)
Haley won "Milgram Experiment"

Haley had 4 points and Shadi had 2, Zoltar had 1, so Sam called everyone in and announced Haley won. She immediately turned around and said the other two are whores and bad people and did the Haley gang dance and they cut the feed. That's where we are at right now. There are popups saying Haley won, go outside, but people think it's a fakeout again.


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El Duce said:
He's been acting like this all season, with the way he made Dave feel like leaving, pouring coffee on the fat bitch with no remorse. I honestly can't tell if him acting like an ass as of late is his truest of colors showing or just a huge "muh gaslighting" bit.
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i don't think its a bit, he had these moments in S2 too, usually during the luls of activity
 
That was the laziest fucking ending ever.

Punitive Castration said:
On Zoltar's turn he shocked Xavier until he started begging him to stop and then refused to continue.


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On Haley's turn she shocked Xavier until he became unresponsive while begging him for forgiveness because of how bad she needs to win (there was a break after Shadi's turn where Sam and Jace talked about how to make the test more convincing.)

Haley had 4 points and Shadi had 2, Zoltar had 1, so Sam called everyone in and announced Haley won. She immediately turned around and said the other two are whores and bad people and did the Haley gang dance and they cut the feed. That's where we are at right now. There are popups saying Haley won, go outside, but people think it's a fakeout again.
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I don't think it's a bit. Cams might come back on but I feel like Haley won for real.

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Dumbgay posted that on Instagram.
 
I checked in on this occasionally but overall I found myself bored, and I really didn't care for any of the contestants, Haley was the most contenting driving bish but even that felt meh. I guess it was good to test out toys and challenges for season 3.
 
Well, that was some abysmal dogshit.

I know it's a in-betweener but I feel like they could of capitalized on what I think was a good cast and be entertaining. Looking through the thread it seems like Jet was not around as much and we got to see how dumb of a nigger Sam could be.
 
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