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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Best fight of the season. Claire came back and cleaned the plushie guts off the floor in the Lab where she was going to stay. Haley came in and dumped the plushie guts back on the floor. Jacob convinced them that they need to do something so him and Shadi went in to dump Lo Mein on Hailey while she was in timeout. Hailey responded with violence, pulling Shadi's hair and then kicking her after Ben broke up the fight. Shadi went back to the lab and they (Shadi/Claire/Jacob) all decided to go back for round 2.

 
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flamboyant cuttlefish said:
Just in case anyone is interested, the Season 2 house has been on the market for 43 days. It has a pathetically low 19 saves on Zillow.

They did a terrible job on the renovation, the house looked way better at the start of season 2 than it does now. I suspect it will ultimately sell for at least 100k below asking. They really should have roped Nick R in to help them with the renovations etc.
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They completely removed the personality the house had. It's really depressing. That was a special 70s house with a special 70s vibe to it. They don't make houses like that anymore. Now it's gone.
 
flamboyant cuttlefish said:
Just in case anyone is interested, the Season 2 house has been on the market for 43 days. It has a pathetically low 19 saves on Zillow.

They did a terrible job on the renovation, the house looked way better at the start of season 2 than it does now. I suspect it will ultimately sell for at least 100k below asking. They really should have roped Nick R in to help them with the renovations etc.
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SORRY JET, ITS A TEARDOWN!
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BingBongDingDong said:
Hot take, Nick was a fucking car salesman before the second mde renaissance, they did ask him and he gave bad advice. He seems like he knows some shit but at the same time is so far up his own fucking ass his feet cant touch the ground and bring him back to reality.
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which is the perfect person to convince a retard to buy a piece of internet "history"
House 1 yes but house 2 could easily pushed off onto one of those fishtank fanboys. I mean they already showed us how retarded some can be with that one dude korvack Corvack? Honestly I'm too lazy to google his name but he seems like the type of sperg to buy it to brag about owning it in discord. Nick could easily convince him its a good investment. I never claimed Nick was a was a great relator but he is an amazing bullshit artist. Which is why we love him. At least why I do.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
They completely removed the personality the house had. It's really depressing. That was a special 70s house with a special 70s vibe to it. They don't make houses like that anymore. Now it's gone.
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whats the listing for the house

edit: i saw some pictures on twitter, it does look retarded
 
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Blackstar said:
A new girl has entered the bitchtank, Juliana!
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When asked what sites she uses she said the she browses "many websites"

Her twitter was instantly found and turns out that she's one of us!
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Additionally, Xavier/Jan Rankowski seems to be appearing soon on there
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WTF=eval(euphoria_boners) said:
This may or may not lead to anything, but I know someone on the farms uses this for their profile avatar. I don't remember which farmer though. :|
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I knew I'd stumble across the Kiwi eventually.

Hello @SomeSpook
 
sum ting wong said:
Best fight of the season. Claire came back and cleaned the plushie guts off the floor in the Lab where she was going to stay. Haley came in and dumped the plushie guts back on the floor. Jacob convinced them that they need to do something so him and Shadi went in to dump Lo Mein on Hailey while she was in timeout. Hailey responded with violence, pulling Shadi's hair and then kicking her after Ben broke up the fight. Shadi went back to the lab and they (Shadi/Claire/Jacob) all decided to go back for round 2.

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The revelation that Kato wasn't paid at all makes this even better. Imagine them doing shit like this day in and day out for no money. Haley screaming the gamer word and destroying her entire life for free. :story:
 
S.C.U.D. said:
The revelation that Kato wasn't paid at all makes this even better. Imagine them doing shit like this day in and day out for no money. Haley screaming the gamer word and destroying her entire life for free. :story:
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Haley seems to be under the assumption this will elevate her in some way to probably be a eceleb or some shit. I expect her to have a lot of melt downs once she is out.
 
Marche said:
Haley seems to be under the assumption this will elevate her in some way to probably be a eceleb or some shit. I expect her to have a lot of melt downs once she is out.
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I really hope that they reveal that all of the Haley gang messages were from production and that no one actually likes her. She’s genuinely the least likeable contestant in fishtank history.
 
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