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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
genunine question is anyone going to watch Kalei's streams? im predicting her first stream is going to have 5 viewers (all 5 of them are coomers)
 
I see some people saying that abi "redeemed herself" in the bitchtank, how
I think if she had come in and plunged her first into her own ass said nigger 20 times and then talked about Turkey tom for three nights straight they'd still go "aw yay abi she really redeemed herself"
 
JULIANNA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jet is playing with forces he doesn't understand. Who has a bigger potential to be targeted by the demon?
Julianna:
>attention whore
>retarded
>boring
>actively involved in the Sektur
>only talked about on this site since appearing on the tank
>most likely doesn't give a shit about being talked about the Farms (yet to be determined)
>lasted in the tank for about 72 hours and is forced to wear a Chris-chan outfit


Jet:
>attention whore
>retarded
>cringy (trying to ape Sam (since S2) and Xavier/Jace (S2.5))
>actively involved in the Sektur (ILJ twitter post)
>petty
>narcissistic (ADVANCING. CULTURE.)
>fragile ego, needs it to be constantly stroked by ballwashers
>incompetent at his job (careercow)
>talked about on this site since he appeared on Sam's streams
>seethes about the Farms to this very day
>was relatively liked on this thread during S1, but hated shortly before S2 has started, it intensified since then (:gunt: , :really: are other examples)
>wouldn't last 24 hours in the tank with unfiltered TTS and would very likely post all dox for every FT account sending hate TTS to him


Place your bets.

Don't worry lads, God's Strongest You Tuber; the Irate Gamer will save them.

 
so letty misunderstood the service for some reason i mean it definitely happens, the lady in question is definitely scamming when a service isn't rendered there shouldn't be any hesitation to refund, shit business tbh
 
Abi contributed zero to Fishtank.

What was so great about Shadi unleashing on Haley last night is she did it all on her own without direction. Abi has been provided opportunity after opportunity to do something noteworthy on FT, she instead does nothing. Abi tried to do something on the first day calling the girls boring, Haley immediately put her in her place and Abi went into silent time slowly backing away from what she said.

Abi brought a weed pen onto FT. Claire smoked it yesterday, which is why Claire was being so quiet. The weed pen further puts Abi into her own little pathetic reality, where she is satisfied in her concrete home in bumfuck nowhere, smoking weed with her Samoan/Mexican boyfriend. Abi had no character development, and didn't talk about anything from her real world. She never brought up her alleged boyfriend and ran away in the morning without saying anything.

Being mediocre looking with fetal alcohol syndrome and on a TV show broadcasted to thousands of people, Abi had some degenerate freaks who tell Abi they think she's doing great when she has contributed absolutely nothing to the show. Abi can only rely on her mediocre looks. When Abi and homeless Jimmy were having their talk yesterday, Abi was in full tryhard mode going into bland details about her life, but there is no emotion there. Even if Abi were to make up fake stories about herself with emotional details, she would at least garner some sort of emotion from viewers. But she's absolutely unable to lie or fabricate without it looking like the most forced, fake, manufactured thing ever. Abi doesn't put any of her real self out there for viewers, she's deeply ashamed of her relationship (so much so she had TTS about it blocked) and didn't develop as a character any time she was there.

When Abi talked to Jimmy, she referred to herself being a shark in the water with fish. How Abi? How have you influenced anyone's actions, or told a single compelling story on the show? You've done nothing. Production was hopeful you would leave your shell and learn, but you did absolutely nothing. You stood firm in your weed driven psychosis and solipsism. That's the life of a do nothing weed addict. You have no job, you're not interesting, and your looks are fading fast. You're in a relationship with some fat brown guy and will either go on to have disgustingly ugly children or live alone with cats. You are unable to broadcast authenticity, which is why you come in last place in every challenge relying on personality.

You getting kicked out before Kaleigh was purely out of pity for your pathetic life. You lied to Kaleigh and told her that you were asking Jimmy to be kicked out. You never did that. You tried extremely hard in the challenge, yet no words you ever say registered with Jimmy, because you avoided your real answer in everything you said. You have so many bodies in your closet, yet pretend to be this sweet all american girl. You're not autistic, you're a weed addict with no drive in a mixed race relationship. Your "fans" like you cause you look close to a circus freak with your disfigured head and retracting hairline.
 
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so letty misunderstood the service for some reason i mean it definitely happens, the lady in question is definitely scamming when a service isn't rendered there shouldn't be any hesitation to refund, shit business tbh
Classic deposit/refund scam (granted I agree she should just refund the money and they should've read the agreement before sending $650) that Boomers share on FB.

The scam going around is about how people will Venmo you for money then say it was accident you refund it (most of the time its from a stolen CC or debit) then the card owner files a charge back which affects the seller/venmo user.

This would result in the venmo user losing the money they refunded and potentially loses more money in a charge back.

Chances are she's a boomer and think's this is one of those scams and is scared due to venmo being a payment method for her business and doesn't want to risk a ban or chargeback.
 
Putting 2+2 together she also must have suffered some form of bad trauma growing up ? (ive never heard her mention being abused as a kid)
All zoomer females do is talk about how they suffered “trauma” and never explain it. Doesn’t matter. It’s never traumatic, they just say that so their lives don’t sound boring and they have something to blame their behavior on.
 
All of these women are insufferable
Jet's rating:
1. Shadi
2. Kato
3. Those others bitches
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oh yeah claire poster

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Found this on the Fishtank subreddit: It seems the business they had contacted to organize that sexual wellness seminar for the show, the one that apparently scammed them for 600 bucks and Jet subsequently saw fit to call out on camera, has been experiencing some problems:

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Small PL: I’ve worked with/around “sexual wellness” hippies for extended periods of time. Practitioners like this lady are often extremely rigid and officious because their whole thing usually flies just outside the definition of sex work and just outside of actual counseling. They even make up their own regulatory bodies and certs around which hippies are allowed to do what, where, and with whom. I’m not at all surprised that one would balk at any sort of unexpected change, especially a change in venue and sexes involved. No one with real skin in the game is going to risk their livelihood beyond the already risky shit they get up to in the contractual dark.

Tl;dr- if Sam wants to get a new age sex weirdo on the show, stop looking at hippie sex therapists and start cruising kink clubs.
 
All zoomer females do is talk about how they suffered “trauma” and never explain it. Doesn’t matter. It’s never traumatic, they just say that so their lives don’t sound boring and they have something to blame their behavior on.
I know her dad called her a whore at one point and apparently her mum has disowned before lol
 
So far the only contestants I really like are Claire and Abi. The rest of the girls are just noise, it's like they're constantly in this mode of trying to out-yap each other for "the content", it feels incredibly forced and really drives me nuts. Haley is the most egregious, I was half expecting her to get eliminated in yesterday's challenge just because of how fake and overbearing she comes off. But homeless Jimmy evidently didn't feel the same way.
 
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