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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Punitive Castration said:
I think it's been OK to watch live but there's no stakes and there's nothing to recap. It's like eating M&Ms out of a bag and then putting it away rather than a whole 3 course meal. I think just by watching clips you'd be getting more than enough of it rather than needing to understand some kind of greater flow.
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It's mostly been background noise for me with ocassional high points as I do shit around the house or whatever. What Blackstar says here is true though:
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To add to your analogy, eating the M&Ms and dinner is better with friends. Sneedchat makes it a lot more bearable thanks to being able to discuss the show and chat about random shit.
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Chatting with Sneed chat makes it more fun when I'm at my computer.
 
Foster said:
Xavier has made a youtube channel and just posted this video
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I watched it and he's complaining about being stuck in a room full of white girls who don't do anything while recording himself walking around in devil may cry on his phone. He mentions how production has 'light coinpurses' and needs ways he can go on more epic quests while also doing things that are 'of worth' money wise. It's really ironic Xavier seems to be the one taking ideas from people and not Jet. Good video
 
Haley's parents have found out about her on the show and Haley has somehow found out that her family is now watching her. Expect nontent from her from this point forward. The girls are now talking about their families watching the show now and most of them have agreed that they wouldn't want their family watching them. This is a problem considering they won't do any degenerate shit moving forward. This might have killed the content moving forward.

The gigahog has said she wouldn't care if her family watched her because she could just say "it's an adult swim show" which shows how little she knows about MDE.

Ben acquired some concoctions that the "scientists" concocted and made the girls drink them and guess what they were. They all looked like cum. One was vinegar, champaign, and curdled milk.

Sneedchat was saying Abi's tits looked big in the game room but it's an optical illusion and she's still flat as a board even with an underwired pushup bra:
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Jet is letting them shave and dye his hair (pink):
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Claire ate some of Jet's hair. It tasted like sweat.
 
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Steinercard said:
It was fun when Xavier came in
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tbh when the talk started "Xavier" was slated to return, I wasn't expecting Jan to literally return as Xavier because that's the way for wearing the gimmick out in a bad way, I was perked for something novel
it needed to be given a rest until the next big budget larp session, can't make an entrance if you never fuck off
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Xavier has made a youtube channel and just posted this video
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great, now the gimmick is hovering below airsoftfatty and slightly above calling Sam a black man in youtube comments on the cringe index
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Jet's hatred of Kiwifarms is so bizarre. /tv/ done has far more to fuck with him and his show then we have. They've posted his dads shit, they were the first to dox the season 2 house (and season 1), there was a guy who would spam AI CP because he hated the fishtank generals so much on /tv/ he must just have some weird alligance to 4chan because he was a tripfag for years on there.
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We pretty much had the same back and forth during season 2 Here but like it or not the 4chan threads are still the largest community of fishtank fans. Almost all Fishtank OC comes from there and they have blatantly taken ideas from 4chan. I don’t want to say what it is but they directly lifted a challenge I had suggested in the 4chan threads during 2.5. They know that if the mods ever decide to ban threads on it the show would be much smaller.

This thread is an extremely tiny sliver of the fishtank community. Even when there’s a season going on there’s what, 10-15 active posters in this thread? I think Jet personally hates this site because he blames it for the various s1 contestants getting doxxed. Like you mentioned, almost all of the doxxing and info uncovering of various contestants comes from 4chan. Even Claire’s dox from the other day was from there. These threads are actually pretty slow when it comes to posting new info and we are rarely the ones to actually uncover anything.

The irony of all of this is that Kiwifarms is largely pro-Sam after the Channing interview. All of the Marky type posting comes form 4chan.
 
Meowstery said:
I watched it and he's complaining about being stuck in a room full of white girls who don't do anything while recording himself walking around in devil may cry on his phone. He mentions how production has 'light coinpurses' and needs ways he can go on more epic quests while also doing things that are 'of worth' money wise. It's really ironic Xavier seems to be the one taking ideas from people and not Jet. Good video
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I love how he throws jabs at Production throughout the video. Xavier just doesn’t care lol
 
Lowercase I internet said:
I love how he throws jabs at Production throughout the video. Xavier just doesn’t care lol
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Seems like it's a diss towards production and nothing else. He doesn't like the show and doesnt know how he can make it better, even though he wants to.

And honestly, he has a point. I don't think it's a good match.
 
Noble Redditor said:
I don't think it's a good match.
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Maybe for bitchtank, the girls were lazy and weren't following anything he was saying. He was clearly annoyed with them. They just didn't care or react. Xavier chimping out at Eric and the TTS was the funniest thing this season. They need to bring him back and make him do challenges like an obstacle course, RP challenge, etc. Or just put him in a tank and let him meditate for a few hours a day in character. Let him fight with the TTS for that matter, he can make light of any situation while in character.

Xavier has been the best character on the show and I clearly am not biased. :stickup:
 
Update on jets hair shaved first and now dyed silver and now pink

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Xavier Ravenblood said:
That's clearly Shane Gillis in drag.
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in the first 5 minutes she's been called fat, sam hyde in drag, samantha hyde, and piggy. someone has also bought her cardio twice.

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Update on jets hair shaved first and now dyed silver and now pink

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Its now pink
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Been dragging my feet with clipping, but here's some Rontent.

Ronnie does NOT vibe with Scrip

Ronnie getting to know Oddbod

Ronnie on copying vibes
 
This gigantic austrailian bitch has more energy than the rest of them combined. Hopefully they get her drunk and she rugby (or wahtever Aussie's play) tackles one of them through a wall.
 
Xavier Ravenblood said:
This gigantic austrailian bitch has more energy than the rest of them combined. Hopefully they get her drunk and she rugby (or whatever Aussie's play) tackles one of them through a wall.
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That'll wear off soon theyve paid for 75 dollars of cardio and 120 dollars for a hobby horse in the first 30 minutes
 
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