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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
I think it's been OK to watch live but there's no stakes and there's nothing to recap. It's like eating M&Ms out of a bag and then putting it away rather than a whole 3 course meal. I think just by watching clips you'd be getting more than enough of it rather than needing to understand some kind of greater flow.
To add to your analogy, eating the M&Ms and dinner is better with friends. Sneedchat makes it a lot more bearable thanks to being able to discuss the show and chat about random shit. It was what kept me watching during the last week of S2 when it was really bad.
 
Rape escape would be a funny challenge to return for season 3. Gotta get scott to say more rapist things like Letty wrote though, just imagining what would have happened if Jon had to play during season 1 is good.
 
I think it's been OK to watch live but there's no stakes and there's nothing to recap. It's like eating M&Ms out of a bag and then putting it away rather than a whole 3 course meal. I think just by watching clips you'd be getting more than enough of it rather than needing to understand some kind of greater flow.
Yea I wouldn't throw it out like @Halloween23, but it hasn't grabbed me like any proper season where I get stuck to it for hours on end. When I tune in for a bit there is often at least something going on and there have been good moments. So I think it has been overall decent, not as exciting as a season but I think that's part of its design, for production to try stuff and give the audience something light.
 
They're overplaying their hand. From everything I've seen The Cell and Bitchtank and have not been remotely entertaining.
It was fun when Xavier came in and even more fun when he trolled the wiggers as a piss take of them. But other than that all things I liked about 2.5 have been absent. I don't want to watch hours and hours of one room of people for 30 minutes of interesting content per day.
 
Jet's hatred of Kiwifarms is so bizarre. /tv/ done has far more to fuck with him and his show then we have. They've posted his dads shit, they were the first to dox the season 2 house (and season 1), there was a guy who would spam AI CP because he hated the fishtank generals so much on /tv/ he must just have some weird alligance to 4chan because he was a tripfag for years on there.
 
Ya jet is delusional. This site isn't for everyone, that's fine. But it's a large watering hole for FT fans that largely by design never reach out and touch shit as others have pointed out. You'd think he'd want to court an audience like that but what do I know, not a wigger.
 
Jet's hatred of Kiwifarms is so bizarre. /tv/ done has far more to fuck with him and his show then we have. They've posted his dads shit, they were the first to dox the season 2 house (and season 1), there was a guy who would spam AI CP because he hated the fishtank generals so much on /tv/ he must just have some weird alligance to 4chan because he was a tripfag for years on there.
He'll shout out 4chan when people are spamming AI generated child porn in threads but when people here talk calmly apparently he deserves to violate Geneva law in return
 
The only thing I can imagine Jet is mad about is the archiving of where all the houses are/were, but 4chan does that to. I'm confident no one in this thread is the kind of retard to swat the show's property, but the /tv/ thread has people regularly trying to walk onto property, calling the city council and pretending to be upset neighbors, and spamming the house's address while asking for cops to be sent there. Baffling.
 
Jet's hatred of Kiwifarms is so bizarre. /tv/ done has far more to fuck with him and his show then we have. They've posted his dads shit, they were the first to dox the season 2 house (and season 1), there was a guy who would spam AI CP because he hated the fishtank generals so much on /tv/ he must just have some weird alligance to 4chan because he was a tripfag for years on there.
Jet probably has very little understanding of KF. We get a bad rap if you don't look more than two inches under the surface. He's an ignorant wigger, go figure.
 
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